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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Aug 24

Be the person that makes people say
"life is good because you've been in it"

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1h

Wait, did they bring back Dinner and a Movie?

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1h

Why? The Braves aren't playing, in the next show doesn't start for another like 6 minutes.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1h

Here's a preliminary mock-up

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1h

NEED
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 2h

I'd buy one of these hoodies if it had Aldrin's boot print in the middle of the back

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 2h

Exactly. Like I can tell you where assigned seat was in every classroom from kindergarten through high school. I can remember precise directions to places I haven't been in 20 years.

I also remember every embarrassing thing I've ever done.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3h

An thing occurred

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3h

I have a memory like them. At sometimes it is a true blessing. But sometimes you just want to forget things and you can't. Ever.

Things cannot be unseen.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 5h

Penn State

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 6h

"graphic novels aren't literature!!"

Maus would like a word

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

You mean the Mike Wazowski Wedding Song?

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Duck is loser for using MSN, all friends on AIM

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

As this group well knows:

Your Internet Friends are real friends, and you should meet them in person if you can.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

We really don't deserve dogs.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Seriously?! Thats bullshit right there

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 7h

Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

And does it with fresh, not replicated ingredients.

We see Jake and Ben prepping ingredients. We see them peeling potatoes and washing clams. That means there are people who farm and harvest clams because they want to.

Its awesome

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 8h

Of these, I have only dialed mine, my moms, and my grandmother's in the last 10 years.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 8h

Phone numbers I know by heart
Mine
My mom's
Both grandmother's landline
My home landline from growing up
My best friend from 3rd grade through college's parents home landline
Jenny's