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making a platform with character limits is anti-autistic hate, I know my rights, you can't fucking do this to me, i have a god-given right to yap and when the revolution comes all you bourgeois dogs will hear all my insipid star trek opinions so help me go

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · Jun 24

when i block you it's because i'm curating my internet experience and not giving energy to bad faith actors but when you block me it's because you're an L pussy crashing out epic style and you can't handle the gigachad realness i'm serving

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 1h

yeah she led the market consistently with her stock trades

Nancy Pelosi Outperformed Nearly Every Hedge Fund In 2024 – Even Beating The Infamous Inverse Cramer Stock Tracker

According to trading platform Autopilot, Nancy Pelosi's stock tracker took the financial world by storm in 2024, delivering a jaw-dropping 54% gain and outshining nearly every hedge fund. Remarkably, ...

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2h

hate when people say the stock market is 'all vibes now' buddy it was always 'all vibes' even john maynard keynes was comparing our economy to a casino

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 8h

oh yeah i never liked that, and the manager wouldn't let me wear earplugs so i just kinda had to do it fast so the scream would be brief

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 15h

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 1d

Refusing a load? In THIS economy?

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 1d

okay, youtube? listen to me. listen carefully.

i will never watch an auto-dubbed video. ever. let me hide those from my recommendations because i will NEVER want them. either serve me a video in its native language, a video that has human-made dubbing tracks, or nothing, those are the options.

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

Coming soon I'm sure

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Me and the boys rn

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

my pettiest one-sided beef is that i hate james cameron because he spent quadspillions of dollars on researching the titanic only to make a movie staring his made up oc titanicsonas because i guess nobody on the titanic was interesting enough to be the star of a movie, including my own ancestors.

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

Not if democratic leadership has anything to say about it!

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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2d

live view from cuomo hq

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Well folks it turns out the bold strategy of saying you hate everyone and the city they live in is not optimal when running for mayor

Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 2d

it's official

Zohran Mamdani
Mamdani in 2025
Mayor-elect of New York City
Assuming office
January 1, 2026

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

glad dick cheney's dead, wish it had happened like 40 years ago but better late than never i guess, rip in piss you ancient blood pervert

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

If you think that's vile then you probably shouldn't look up Dick Cheney's career.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d

i've been mumbling "girl penis hallelujah" all day to myself i hate this fucking guy god damn it

フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 3d

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

I think the UI is mostly okay when it's not defaulting to fucking 200% UI scaling PDX come one what are you thinking none of this fits on my screeeeen

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

"hey this site that stands to profit off of people making the wrong bet on this election has made a prediction about this election, we should totally listen uncritically"

Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 2d

i bet europa universalis V would be a fucking amazing game if PDX learned how to make a tutorial that actually explained the game.

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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 2d

Two panels screenshot from Supernatural finale:

Top, Castiel: "I love you"

Bottom, Dean [with user added caption]: "Dick Cheney is finally dead"

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 3d

i get the distinct sense that tanglefoot would not, in fact, make them rich.

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Earl Grey @earlgreymemes.club · 3d

social media post by Doyen Rainey:

Enterprise D is a floating UNIVERSITY...tons of labs and researchers, dozens of departments, with a mix of tenured and transient researchers, and a small corps of pseudomilitary officers who drive the thing around and occasionally ask the researchers for some applied science. What a flex for the Federation!

People: "Emergency! Any race please respond with help."

Starfleet: "We're sending a floating university to engineer you a solution. All should be well in an hour, minus commercial breaks."

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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 3d

Lower Decks (and also Prodigy too, arguably to a greater extent) was a love letter to the franchise that also respected its audience and had a clear vision for the story it wanted to tell, and in that order, and that is why it resonated with fans

Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 3d

Whatever a TV series does, Star Trek or otherwise, it has to stand on its own merits.
Lower Decks was extremely dense with references and allusions to Trek minutiae on a level that astonished me but it was also a razor sharp sci-fi TV comedy. It’s the second thing that made it a great show

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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log @malonkey1.bsky.social · 3d

yeah but ublock still works, so it's fine.

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