🔞Maltus Vandrel • Comms Open
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Digital Artist and dangerously vanilla. Goat hybrid, Sometimes a worm in a string. NSFW and a mystery box. 30y, gay, he/they 🇧🇷
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The carrot matched the freak

#art #furry #nsfw #furryArt #furryNsfw #artNsfw #commission #commissionsOpen #commsOpen #nsfwCommissions
Digital illustration of Roman tongue out and hiding his bits with a carrot. There's prices that goes from 80 dollars up.
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explaintrade.com
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.
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gooeycandy.bsky.social
InstagraM has suspenDed mY account and Im feeliNG very normal and okay about it! 🙃🫶
maltusvandrel.bsky.social
Dowload wikipedia; You can and its free and lighter than most expensive games these days.
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beaugilliam.bsky.social
Rashid and Ryu posting some content on their couole onlyfans account. uwu💙
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bubbagummyeen.bsky.social
The “You’re gay.” Hyena has arrived with a special announcement.
A hyena low to the ground with his mouth open and the words “You’re gay.” Next to it.
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kxngspade.bsky.social
Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.
Scrappy Doo shaking hands with SATAN.
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eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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amonsyd.bsky.social
Can you smile to Reese? 🙂
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jametc.bsky.social
okay. I've tried this before but maybe it'll stick.

WG is a forum where you can discuss at length tv, movies, books, new releases, metatextual topics, post and discuss art, post tutorials etc, read up in threads, which will not just vanish but stick around for a bit. try it!

wg.jcink.net/index.php
screenshot of Walled Garden, a new forum for general discussion.
maltusvandrel.bsky.social
I will jiggle them around as I courageously bonk the red hearing guy just for the true killer to appear and throw me in a conveniently placed contraption.
A still frame of the quoted post video that, when paused, assigns a role in a horror movie plot, in this particular frame it says "the girl with big titties" in uppercase bold white font over a spooky black background with splatter of blood.
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ploommy.bsky.social
Been feeling very normal about Clutch the opossum lately
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purplecider.bsky.social
the hat that changes my sona to whatever the mood calls for