Marché’s IPhone
@marchesiphone.bsky.social
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BIFC I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
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marchesiphone.bsky.social
I don’t support DoorDash under any circumstances but I was willing to entertain it for the sake of the hypothetical.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Idk what this means but 🔥🔥🔥🔥
lvaces.bsky.social
A’JA. RIYADH. WILSON.

The one. The only. ✨

A'ja Wilson becomes the first player in WNBA history to earn regular season M’VP, D’POY, and Finals M’VP in a single season.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Waffle House
thegurglingcod.bsky.social
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Sooo their strategy is to expose more people to the battle….

Got it— TOOTTALLYYYY solid strategy.
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Drakes lawyers have said he’s gonna appeal and his fans say he should do it in another city

Aside from like, good luck with that, i agree. They are too mean to him on the east coast

They should go West
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I’ve NEVER seen that compass before.
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Before the change, what was your go to monopoly piece?

I always wanted the iron
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thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app
I could say Black people should drink bleach and non Black people and those cave dwellers will be like BUT WE SHOULD ALL DRINK BLEACH!! Black people really can't have nothing smh 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I never realized I couldn’t name one kid rock song.
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Kid rock doesn’t have a single good song He shouldn’t have been famous for even 30 seconds, why do we have to hear about him in 2025
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Ngl I’m sick of yall and the whole Middle East.

BITCH OUR OWN HOUSE ISN’T IN ORDER DAMMIT.
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rbreich.bsky.social
Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.
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thepearlgoddess.bsky.social
annnnnd let’s get started 😈🤭

*turns on KO by 2 Chainz feat. Big Sean*
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becauseofnikki.blacksky.app
Scrolling on IG and saw a beautiful Black Woman Black Womaning! 🙂‍↕️
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Personally idgaf. I’m pretty frank but if you want me brutally honest you’re liable to get your feelings hurt.
pablostjohn.bsky.social
12. If I gave you a truth serum, what question would you not want me to ask?
pablostjohn.bsky.social
1 1. Be honest — do you think you’d survive dating yourself?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Not sure I’m a green flag. 🤔😈
pablostjohn.bsky.social
13. What’s the biggest “green flag” you brag about… but kinda made up?
pablostjohn.bsky.social
12. If I gave you a truth serum, what question would you not want me to ask?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Imma need chunky milk to kick so jd Vance can take over. I’d also love seeing a power struggle between the actual person in office and the unelected bureaucrat.
newrepublic.com
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Okay…. My money is on Lucian Grainge to finally put Drake on a shelf.

Like… career limbo.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Billboard bout to rake Drake over the coals too.
phillewis.bsky.social
UMG responds to the dismissal:
In a statement to Billboard, a spokesman for UMG said: “From the outset, this suit was an affront to all artists and their creative expression and never should have seen the light of day.  We’re pleased with the court’s dismissal and look forward to continuing our work successfully promoting Drake’s music and investing in his career.”
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I was never really a fan. Like she came out when I was in 6th grade. Like she was the in thing. I was always a casual listener of Cardi and Nicki (I’m a hottie).
I find her behavior disappointing and unbecoming. This cult of personality is completely out of hand.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
We can’t begin to recover until people’s basic needs are met. Food, shelter, and financial security.
ourobororoboruo.bsky.social
It is creepy how the height of the pandemic has been scrubbed from popular culture, it was only 5 years ago when people were isolating, masking, Zoom learning, wiping grocery bags with bleach, listening to ambulances siren day and night.

A lot of people haven’t dealt with that trauma and it shows.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
The best thing Nicki Minaj could have did was keep Nasir Jones and submit super bass to the pop category of the Grammys.

But…. We’re here.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Hey #AsianSky… do yall like Uncle Rodger?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Yeah… I’ll start a fight— Nicki Minaj has ZERO classics.

Also… she fumbled Nas. That’s the biggest L of her career.