Marché’s IPhone
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BIFC I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
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marchesiphone.bsky.social
Okay…. My money is on Lucian Grainge to finally put Drake on a shelf.

Like… career limbo.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Billboard bout to rake Drake over the coals too.
phillewis.bsky.social
UMG responds to the dismissal:
In a statement to Billboard, a spokesman for UMG said: “From the outset, this suit was an affront to all artists and their creative expression and never should have seen the light of day.  We’re pleased with the court’s dismissal and look forward to continuing our work successfully promoting Drake’s music and investing in his career.”
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I was never really a fan. Like she came out when I was in 6th grade. Like she was the in thing. I was always a casual listener of Cardi and Nicki (I’m a hottie).
I find her behavior disappointing and unbecoming. This cult of personality is completely out of hand.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
We can’t begin to recover until people’s basic needs are met. Food, shelter, and financial security.
ourobororoboruo.bsky.social
It is creepy how the height of the pandemic has been scrubbed from popular culture, it was only 5 years ago when people were isolating, masking, Zoom learning, wiping grocery bags with bleach, listening to ambulances siren day and night.

A lot of people haven’t dealt with that trauma and it shows.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
The best thing Nicki Minaj could have did was keep Nasir Jones and submit super bass to the pop category of the Grammys.

But…. We’re here.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Hey #AsianSky… do yall like Uncle Rodger?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Yeah… I’ll start a fight— Nicki Minaj has ZERO classics.

Also… she fumbled Nas. That’s the biggest L of her career.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Only thing I can see is an effective was to measure damages. 😬
We’d need a team of like 10 lawyers.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Who says we can’t?
thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app
Black people should be able to file a class action against the government.
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kingevangelo.blacksky.app
For Colored Girls a horror film. Smh.
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drjackbrown.bsky.social
Heroin addict.
Serial adulterer.
Road kill collector.
Swimming in bacterial-dangerous waters w/ his grandchildren.
Anti-Tylenol (pro-pain).
Anti-circumcision (excuse for fixation on genitals).
Demonizing autistic people.
Anti-vaxxing propagandist.
Hooligan.

Yeah, that guy.

Impeach and remove. Now.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Depends on how big and sharp the knife is. If it’s smaller you don’t feel it.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
It’s easier than you think. The level of rage isn’t even that high…
bnbgoodfella.bsky.social
I don’t think I could stab a mf up tbh … that’s too personal for me
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Yes. They want credit REEEAALLLYYY badly. They also wanna see people in fear and off balance.
bnbgoodfella.bsky.social
Yall think serial killers watch the news to see if they got the story right ?
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I think being unserious is our superpower as a generation. ✨🔥😈
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Have y’all considered holding him hostage like he did that black lady? Withhold Grindr, water, and chicken nuggets?

It might be effective….
crockett.house.gov
Let me be clear: Democrats are at work waiting for Republicans to wrap up their vacation and join us. It’s time for Mike Johnson to bring his caucus back, get to work, and stop playing politics with folks’ lives.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Excuse me while I stream euphoria REALLLLYYYYY LOUDLY.
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uebey.bsky.social
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
marchesiphone.bsky.social
UMG is about rake Drake over the coals.

Idk how yet. But it’s coming.
marchesiphone.bsky.social
Drake killed his relationship with UMG. DASSIT
marchesiphone.bsky.social
I KNOW DRAKE ON δuicide watch!!!!

CHECK ON AUBREY.