Marché’s IPhone
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I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I vanish sometimes. I might be somewhere chasing the dopamine. Inattentive af. Chances are… I’m hungry.
I’m proud of this lady!
Y'all letting these mofos walk around w zero consequences + no fear. Bring back parents who will die + kill for theirs
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m proud of this lady!
They’re here they’re just quiet about it. Plus predators watch and they find a target whose parents ignore them or aren’t attentive. Or that’s their assessment.
Y'all letting these mofos walk around w zero consequences + no fear. Bring back parents who will die + kill for theirs
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
They’re here they’re just quiet about it. Plus predators watch and they find a target whose parents ignore them or aren’t attentive. Or that’s their assessment.
He probably ran away to France or something. Nothing to see here.
A high school football coach who disappeared days ago before his undefeated team’s playoff game is being sought on charges of "possessing child sexual abuse material and using a computer to solicit a minor," authorities say
Football Coach Who Went Missing Before Undefeated Team's Playoff Game Is Wanted On Criminal Charges
Virginia State Police say a high school football coach who disappeared days ago before his undefeated team’s playoff game is being sought on charges of possessing child sexual abuse material and using...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
He probably ran away to France or something. Nothing to see here.
Kinda wish I knew what this felt like. 😭 I was nerdy. I inevitably end up hating everyone.
I’m starting to realize a lot of my Blacksky mutuals are the conglomerate of people I could absolutely not be sat next to in class.
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kinda wish I knew what this felt like. 😭 I was nerdy. I inevitably end up hating everyone.
Should be organic
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Should be organic
Nothing is stopping him from being the pillow princess tωιnk he wants to be.
At this point I have to believe Andrew Tate is a deeply closeted gay man and is just lashing out with so much rage.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nothing is stopping him from being the pillow princess tωιnk he wants to be.
We need to redrum child traffickers.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We need to redrum child traffickers.
Ummmm????????
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ummmm????????
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Donald Trump promised to lower costs ON DAY ONE.
But here we are: The cost of groceries is up. The cost of health care is up. Your electric bill is higher. And it’s getting worse.
But here we are: The cost of groceries is up. The cost of health care is up. Your electric bill is higher. And it’s getting worse.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Donald Trump promised to lower costs ON DAY ONE.
But here we are: The cost of groceries is up. The cost of health care is up. Your electric bill is higher. And it’s getting worse.
But here we are: The cost of groceries is up. The cost of health care is up. Your electric bill is higher. And it’s getting worse.
Naur
Here's a twist for this #Thanksgiving recipe: swap mac and cheese for a creamy #risotto with #honeynut squash, #pancetta, and fontina this #Friendsgiving.
Hear us out: Try serving this cheesy risotto at Friendsgiving instead of the usual mac & cheese
Here's a hot take: Swap mac and cheese for a creamy risotto with honeynut squash, pancetta, and fontina this Friendsgiving.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Naur
This was confirmation. I had a hunch. But yeah I’m not surprised.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This was confirmation. I had a hunch. But yeah I’m not surprised.
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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This should be shown at every school.
1. Children are allowed to feel anger when adults wrong them.
2. Adults need to apologize to kids.
3. Children DESERVE TO BE HEARD. If a child is sharing what they’ve experienced, don’t ignore them. Listen to that baby. They are trying to tell you something!
1. Children are allowed to feel anger when adults wrong them.
2. Adults need to apologize to kids.
3. Children DESERVE TO BE HEARD. If a child is sharing what they’ve experienced, don’t ignore them. Listen to that baby. They are trying to tell you something!
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This should be shown at every school.
1. Children are allowed to feel anger when adults wrong them.
2. Adults need to apologize to kids.
3. Children DESERVE TO BE HEARD. If a child is sharing what they’ve experienced, don’t ignore them. Listen to that baby. They are trying to tell you something!
1. Children are allowed to feel anger when adults wrong them.
2. Adults need to apologize to kids.
3. Children DESERVE TO BE HEARD. If a child is sharing what they’ve experienced, don’t ignore them. Listen to that baby. They are trying to tell you something!
I’m not even the target demographic and I can’t get away from gambling ads. Draft kings is EVERY FUCKING WHERE and so is fanduel.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’m not even the target demographic and I can’t get away from gambling ads. Draft kings is EVERY FUCKING WHERE and so is fanduel.
I feel the same way, but states are too greedy to cut off that tax stream.
Sports betting is one industry that absolutely did NOT benefit from becoming legal and regulated. It needs to slink back into the shadows where it isn't so easy for folks to lose every cent and all the assets they ever had.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I feel the same way, but states are too greedy to cut off that tax stream.
I wanna be angry at you for saying something so absurd but unfortunately I think you’re right. Orrrrrr some affluent white children will be addicted to gambling then there will be hell to pay.
Mark my words, there will be a high profile violent incident involving an athlete motivated by someone’s parlay.
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I wanna be angry at you for saying something so absurd but unfortunately I think you’re right. Orrrrrr some affluent white children will be addicted to gambling then there will be hell to pay.
This is why sports betting should be banned or have extremely strict regulations. The gamification of gambling is going to have long-term societal damage.
These bastards are out here getting kids addicted to gambling.
These bastards are out here getting kids addicted to gambling.
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This is why sports betting should be banned or have extremely strict regulations. The gamification of gambling is going to have long-term societal damage.
These bastards are out here getting kids addicted to gambling.
These bastards are out here getting kids addicted to gambling.
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
But y’all are going to ignore the fact that you’re essentially the model minority and you work double time to uphold white supremacy. POC often times DO try function as yt people.
It is not in fact smart analysis to talk about American power dynamics as if any POC who isn’t Black is functionally a white person
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
But y’all are going to ignore the fact that you’re essentially the model minority and you work double time to uphold white supremacy. POC often times DO try function as yt people.
The blueprint, the standard, the movement and the function!
Nothing works without a black woman. We are the standard.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The blueprint, the standard, the movement and the function!
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Would fiddle with anything as a kid. Visited my uncle who was dying from cancer and saw a community nurse update what I would later find out was a morphine driver. Started pressing all the buttons when she left the room. Uncle died that evening. Think I may have overdosed him.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Would fiddle with anything as a kid. Visited my uncle who was dying from cancer and saw a community nurse update what I would later find out was a morphine driver. Started pressing all the buttons when she left the room. Uncle died that evening. Think I may have overdosed him.
Unfortunately, he’s the new Russell Wilson.
Everybody picking on Klay is so lame
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Unfortunately, he’s the new Russell Wilson.
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For the people who are done pretending…
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
For the people who are done pretending…
I’ve arrived the conclusion that Trump legitimately DOES NOT HAVE A BASE. I fucking knew the majority of his supporters were bots. Next stop proving he stole the 2024 election.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’ve arrived the conclusion that Trump legitimately DOES NOT HAVE A BASE. I fucking knew the majority of his supporters were bots. Next stop proving he stole the 2024 election.
I think D4vd’s concept for romantic homicide being an anime is GENUIS. But bro had to do the shit in real life????
I blame his homeschool upbringing and his father.
I blame his homeschool upbringing and his father.
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think D4vd’s concept for romantic homicide being an anime is GENUIS. But bro had to do the shit in real life????
I blame his homeschool upbringing and his father.
I blame his homeschool upbringing and his father.