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Matt, from Alaska
@mattfromalaska.bsky.social
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Went to a several Pokémon Centers and none had a good Mew plushie, and then I found this one at a claw game shop and had to have it.
Putting on my slippers and going oooooh
Okay it wasn’t that flight. Maybe this next one.
Had a dream last night that I died in a plane crash. Right before it happened a flight attendant got on the thing and was like “hey we gotta crash land the plane and it might explode and kill us all so please remain calm” and then it exploded and killed us all.

Anyway, boarding our flight home now!
Had a dream last night that I died in a plane crash. Right before it happened a flight attendant got on the thing and was like “hey we gotta crash land the plane and it might explode and kill us all so please remain calm” and then it exploded and killed us all.

Anyway, boarding our flight home now!
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rest assured, this will be the third time Tron has failed to become a franchise, and we've become exceedingly efficient at it
@jacobsee.com was very impressed at how well behaved @iainnd.bsky.social is in person.
Just an awful day for Seattle sports, what with the Kraken losing in regulation for the first time this season. God it sucks so bad. I can’t even think of what could be worse than that.
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Star Wars fans rejoice! A new piece of merchandise is single-handedly reviving the Star Wars universe 🚀
No signs of Mush Mash, I’m sorry to say.
Sorry Donald, Goofy, “no kings” includes King Mickey. *cocks keyblade*
It’s gotten worse since I saw this.
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@mattfromalaska.bsky.social looked for a mew in two large Pokémon stores and finally secured one… in a game center
I’ve been having a lot of fun pulling up shrines on Maps and seeing the number of stars people have left in review. Lotta 2 and 3-star shrines around.
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It’s time we had more movies about submarines and I’m sick and fucking tired of having to say this obvious truth!
A post relevant for every year since 2005.
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
Hilarious imagining Wolfe in this situation.