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Matt Bryant

@matthewcbryant.bsky.social

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I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer. Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 1d

Cruel and unusual punishment is unconstitutional

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 1d

I just… like, what is going on in this house?! What are the flavor profiles?! This is chaos!

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 3d

O nuestras lecciones de español

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 3d

Nuestra tarea de español

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 3d

That’s the spirit

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 3d

Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t like it either, but that doesn’t mean we’re too tender to engage with it if that’s where the fight is.

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Los Feratu @supersloth.net · 5d

Erika Kirk and JD Vance showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral:

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 5d

“No one has ever welcomed their firstborn child to the world with greater joy than that with which the American reactionary greets a Pearl Harbor, a 9/11, a dead cop, an assassinated YouTube bigot”

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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector

At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 6d

They have never stopped testing the other parts… Sandía, Los Alamos, Tonapah, Lawrence Livermore… what do people think the national labs do?

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 6d

🎼 You are puuulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverieee
You're in the aaaarms of the angel
May you fiiiind some comfort here 🎶

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 6d

I would like to try “Frankie and Johnny” as done by Corey Harris. He does it on a dobro; but even though I prefer blues I have a little twang to my singing voice, so I think it’d sound AWESOME on a steel guitar. Might be a little more country, ya know?

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 6d

Sweet! I’ve always wanted to try that, but then I just find another guitar

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 6d

Sure, but no belt, tie tucked in a color that does nothing for him, collar a 1/2” too big, sleeves 1/2” too short.

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NPR @npr.org · 7d

Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday. n.pr/4osFWFK

5 German mountaineers die in northern Italy after being hit by avalanche

Five German mountaineers died after being hit by an avalanche in South Tyrol, in northern Italy, rescuers said on Sunday.

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 7d

I’m just going to block you for the shear ugliness of your post, before I retweet it to fellow mountaineers.

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Latinus @latinus-us.bsky.social · 7d

¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB.
#Latinus #InformaciónParaTi
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¡Juegazo! Dodgers resisten a todo y derrotan en extrainnings a los Azulejos para convertirse en bicampeones de la MLB

Los Ángeles superó 5-4 a Toronto en la undécima entrada del séptimo juego de la Serie Mundial 2025 para conquistar su noveno título.

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 7d

Called it at the time & was very confused that it wasn’t called

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 8d

We’re just going to be chucking an iPhone down the field at some point aren’t we?

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🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social · 8d

This is what get for clicking on rage bait—not so much “rage” as “oh go fuck yourself”

DO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
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EDUCATION
How a Small North
Carolina College Became a Magnet for Wealthy Students
Schools are trying to attract the limited pool of higher-end families, and High Point University is a blueprint. 'Half of Wall Street sends their kids to this school!'

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 8d

My most gen-x take is that weed is too strong now. I like the old ways. It used to be like beer, now it’s like whiskey

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve found that most of us still need reassurance to the “are they ‘cool’” question before we really even talk about it to someone new

Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 10d

Once upon a time, there was a website called Slashdot. We would mercilessly troll anyone who didn’t read the article and commented anyway. We should bring that back with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social columns in NYTgift articles. Please read. Read closely. Read with some perspicacity

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