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Matt Bryant
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I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer.

Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
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That’s my thing, by the way. I say no one time. If you keep asking, that’s a choice you’re making about how you want to spend your time on earth.

Because I said what I said.

People LOVE to challenge me, over anything. What you see on social is actually a lot like real life.
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I hate Prime Video. They do not do live sports well. At all.
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Los recientes acontecimientos en Venezuela me recuerdan lo que dijo Porfirio Díaz, hace muchos años: "Pobre México, tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de Estados Unidos."
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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This is fantastic work! 🦖 🦕

What an excellent way to review and summarise a book and in such great drawings.

Informative and interesting!

I’d pay to hang a piece like this on my wall.
While I'm laid up, I'm catching up on reading and note-taking. Here's what I jotted down from chapters 2-4 of @markwitton.bsky.social's "King Tyrant" before I had to take it back to the library.
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Dr. Jo’s long-term research was interrupted by the closure of Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles’ gender clinic. If you hear these people saying “we need more research,” know that they are the ones shutting down the research.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Rage Against the Machine made me realize it. So odd to let anxiety go with shouts of “fuck you I won’t do whatcha tell me!” as I wait in the drive thru at the pharmacy 😅
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I don't think adult football should happen the same day as the Pop Tarts Bowl
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Football watching dog
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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don’t forget to lube your chimney
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is really the whole thing with Bari Whatever-her-name-is. She was never a journalist as much as a social media/SEO bot-type thingy
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Mathematical physicist Cécile DeWitt-Morette was born #OTD in 1922. She made foundational contributions to Feynman functional integrals, organized the first American conference on general relativity (important for gravitational waves), and started the Les Houches Summer School. 🧪 ⚛️ 👩‍🔬 (1/n)
December 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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I missed most of the 3rd quarter and all of the 4th quarter. Thanks #NFL. I miss TV. Fuck off #AmazonPrime
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
One more Thursday means one more time Amazon Prime is not ready for live sports
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Doh! Turning on notifications! Woohoo LFG
Conservative cold war just went hot at AmFest. Shapiro just came for Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Steve Bannon HARD, not sideways or with caveats but head-on and furious

Tucker Carlson speaks in about an hour. I can't believe I get to be here for this
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I will watch, but I don’t really want to see an old man get murdered on television
The Indianapolis Colts will start 44-year-old QB Philip Rivers against the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.

Rivers' nearly half-decade retirement is coming to an end.

🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Prime Video: 6th attempt to watch football…
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Prime Video: 5th attempt to watch football…
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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For other curious folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2N...
Enormous Lava Fountain Erupts At Kilauea, Destroys Webcam (Dec. 6, 2025)
YouTube video by Big Island Video News
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, this is a bummer. Let us know what the Tennessee fish are biting on, if you get the chance. Thanks www.durangoherald.com/articles/the...
The End
As I write this column I am reminded of the saying, “All good things come to an end.” I am saddened, and grateful, to say “Flies and Lies” is coming to end. It saddens me to know that I will no longe...
www.durangoherald.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM