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Matt Bryant
@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
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I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer. Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO
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Cruel and unusual punishment is unconstitutional
I just… like, what is going on in this house?! What are the flavor profiles?! This is chaos!
O nuestras lecciones de español
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Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?
I don’t like it either, but that doesn’t mean we’re too tender to engage with it if that’s where the fight is.
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Erika Kirk and JD Vance showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral:
They have never stopped testing the other parts… Sandía, Los Alamos, Tonapah, Lawrence Livermore… what do people think the national labs do?
🎼 You are puuulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverieee
You're in the aaaarms of the angel
May you fiiiind some comfort here 🎶
I would like to try “Frankie and Johnny” as done by Corey Harris. He does it on a dobro; but even though I prefer blues I have a little twang to my singing voice, so I think it’d sound AWESOME on a steel guitar. Might be a little more country, ya know?
Sweet! I’ve always wanted to try that, but then I just find another guitar
Sure, but no belt, tie tucked in a color that does nothing for him, collar a 1/2” too big, sleeves 1/2” too short.
I’m just going to block you for the shear ugliness of your post, before I retweet it to fellow mountaineers.
Called it at the time & was very confused that it wasn’t called
We’re just going to be chucking an iPhone down the field at some point aren’t we?
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This is what get for clicking on rage bait—not so much “rage” as “oh go fuck yourself”
My most gen-x take is that weed is too strong now. I like the old ways. It used to be like beer, now it’s like whiskey
I’ve found that most of us still need reassurance to the “are they ‘cool’” question before we really even talk about it to someone new
Once upon a time, there was a website called Slashdot. We would mercilessly troll anyone who didn’t read the article and commented anyway. We should bring that back with @tressiemcphd.bsky.social columns in NYTgift articles. Please read. Read closely. Read with some perspicacity
Quite the opposite of what she says, that’s how I can tell you didn’t read the article