scrambled egg globalist
@matthewraskob.bsky.social
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Sweetness & light. | “I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.“
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matthewraskob.bsky.social
I have been saying this for a while: why did the president pardon the FBI agents provocateurs who helped steal the 2020 election from him?
nickkodama.bsky.social
Funniest outcome is if 274 pardoned insurrectionists go back to jail
yasharali.bsky.social
“The Biden FBI”

Who was President on January 6?
matthewraskob.bsky.social
the division of labor is so important.
clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
Listen sometimes the situation simply requires a Catholic
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i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i'd call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him
matthewraskob.bsky.social
protesting a Kamala Harris book event is entirely lacking a strategic rationale. it is comically removed from any actual levers of power.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
I have terrible takes from Ross Douthat stuck in my brain, but millions of Americans who decide whether or not to vote the week before the election have never heard of him but are watching & listening to things of which I have no idea.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
I have been thinking this more & more lately. Between, like, the New York Times op-ed page & a procedural TV show or a podcast where the hosts “don’t talk about politics,“ I’d rather the latter two be dominated by liberals.
aelkus.bsky.social
negative stereotypes in mass market entertainment cumulatively build up, especially in the kind of middlebrow to lower end mass market stuff that people watch (but is culturally invisible here).
matthewraskob.bsky.social
every politician there is spiritually Bloombergian.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
they get assigned Important Investigative Work that involves sitting in an office all day & doing paperwork, without guns.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
new right intellectual:
horsedisc.bsky.social
I don't think women should do science. I think when they do it they're reinforcing mass surveillance.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
“grok, assemble a list of a hundred employees we can eliminate.”
matthewraskob.bsky.social
you can design a much improved system than ours (which is, in fact, greatly altered from that of 1787), but I think it’s going to be hard to design one that would have forestalled the worst of our present crises while retaining any element of democratic representation.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
oh, I kid the British constitution!
(as Bill Maher might say)
matthewraskob.bsky.social
at least the Bill of Rights is written down.
debnicktom.bsky.social
A reminder that the beloved American Constitution is absolute shite or this wouldn't be possible. Ditto the revered 'Founding Fathers' who wrote such a flawed and dangerous document, just hopeless twats.
peggystuart.bsky.social
Reminder that this baseless indictment of New York Attorney General Letitia James is part of Donald Trump’s corrupt weaponization of the criminal justice system against anyone who has sought to hold him accountable.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
yeah. also, regional & ethnic differences were also important.
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quantian.bsky.social
If it wasn’t incredibly obvious before that X revenue sharing is treated as a slush fund for Elon to funnel cash to his future baby mommies and favorite right wing influencers, it is explicit now.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
They can keep their special little traditions, like all wearing seersucker on one day.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
why is the Times normalizing raw-dogging mayonnaise?
matthewraskob.bsky.social
A. G. Sulzberger must answer for this.
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Initially, our testers (even those who were big fans of mayo) were intimidated by the thought of eating such a fatty condiment by the spoonful. Surprisingly, it wasn’t as daunting a task as we had expected. nyti.ms/3KyWLQd
Headline: We Tasted 25 Different Mayonnaises and Lived to Tell You About Them. A photo shows three dollops of mayo on a blue surface.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
people talk about “fire & brimstone“ emanating from evangelical Protestants, but Catholic rhetoric can have a nice flair, with a touch of the medieval.
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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snowden.st
There are 48-hour affairs in Paris that have half the erotic enthusiasm of a Milwaukee Brewers radio broadcast talking about brats and cheese spreads
matthewraskob.bsky.social
this is confirming my hypothesis that many of the people angriest with Democrats here don’t want someone to “just fight,” they want different political *events to occur.*
matthewraskob.bsky.social
to be clear, I should be ashamed for engaging here, too.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
this is as aggravating as talking to people who think that Hollywood’s leading stars have been executed & replaced with holograms.
matthewraskob.bsky.social
Your responses are frivolous because they show a blithe indifference to actual outcomes which would involve the use of armed force.