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Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · Mar 31
Our secret is out
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Jay Richardson @jayirichardson.bsky.social · Mar 31
Bravo Two Charlies PI spin-off coming to BBC Radio Wales: www.comedy.co.uk/radio/news/8...
Bravo Two Charlies PI spin-off coming to BBC Radio Wales - British Comedy Guide
Police sitcom Bravo Two Charlies is getting a spin-off on BBC Radio Wales, with former North Wales traffic cops Dennis Babb and Lee Cushion, played by Martin Trenaman and Rhys Ap Trefor, setting up as...
www.comedy.co.uk
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 17m
Sounds right up your alley.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 54m
The dirt road.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 2h
That depends which route you take.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 2h
It's not recommended for use on the heart actually.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 3h
"We're thinking Zambia this year, you?"
"South Africa again. Her family, innit."
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 9h
Hate that guy
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Bernini's not even on Bsky, the absolute rube
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Italy and websites was never going to work, come ON
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Hopeless. I'm embarrassed for her.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Wait what you missed San Clemente?? FFS LUCY
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Fair. Plus you always need something to pull you back for that return trip.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 18h
Why would you have not bad when you could go to Abruzzi and ORDER THE CARBONARA
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sharkastic.bsky.social @sharkastic.bsky.social · 19h
Moe throwing Barney out of the bar in the Simpsons
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 19h
If only there were a French expression to denote an uncanny feeling of having experienced something before
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Sophie Pedder @sophiepedder.bsky.social · 20h
France’s new prime minister is…the very one who resigned on Monday, Sébastien Lecornu. It rounds off the most chaotic and absurdist week in French politics in modern times
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19h
Most definitely not.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19h
There is time.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19h
This is like the opposite of one of those Russian bots.
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19h
Is this Co-op still standing?
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 20h
Just saw a Christmas ad so if anyone wants a free telly it's in my front garden full of hammers
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 21h
Monkees fans will identify the correct source of the new Pynchon novel's epigraph
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 1d
Did someone say beveragino?
Hagrid, the Tory Conference Years
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 1d
Is 'always - ALWAYS' not good enough data for you?
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 1d
Hands up if you didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize today! You, huh? And you. And all of you over there. Me too! Wow, there must be LOADS of us! That everyone? Be honest now!
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 1d
Hahaha
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 1d
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