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Thanks, Worlds Apart, for teaching me that this is an authentic Japanese proverb.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Yes, this will disrupt EV adoption.

This should apply to all cars equally for an equal playing field.

New Zealand showed what happens if that’s only on EVs - you can clearly see where it’s been implemented.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
50 HMs for #thetwen2ie5
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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New contender for typo of the year
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The Masquerade Hare could only be found by solving a set of devilishly devious clues.

Or by dating Kit Williams' ex, who in a moment of incredibly poor OPSEC had been with him when he buried it.

Guess which happened first?
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
They complain that immigrants don't integrate in society, but when an immigrant gets a gun and shoots people at random as is the American way they complain about that too
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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We cross now live to Norwich, for a breaking news update
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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“It’s only fair that you pay back the costs of going to university because you’ll get a better paid job at the end of it … but we’re going to make you pay back those costs even if you get a job at near minimum wage because we’d otherwise have to tax millionaires.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Not my finest half hour

Pips #100 Hard 🔴
35:06
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A #thetwen2ie5 note : according to my calculations, the best candidates for your CMAT HMs are Nashville, Jamie Oliver Petrol Station*, Stay for Something and Euro Country.

* I think JOPS has enough points already to qualify in the 25/26 round *IF* I've understood the rules correctly.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One gallon of petrol says it won't go up with inflation from September 2026
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Won't somebody think of the millionaires?!?
Anyway.

Happy "Jeremy Clarkson doesn't want to pay inheritance tax" parade day to those who celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ending as I started, with the magnificent CMAT, and the opening track on her debut album

Nashville - CMAT (2022, If My Wife New I'd Be Dead)

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#thetwen2IE5 day 50

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CMAT - Nashville (Live)
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November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Farage: "yes, I'm a nazi but I never invaded Poland"
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Elon Musk did just say that his technology was going to be good at roasting people
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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BBC board member Robbie Gibb, whose previous jobs have included being Conservative communications director to Theresa May, and helping to set up GB News, tells MPs that he is "hugely impartial"
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Translation : "yes I'm racist; yes I said those things"
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dua Lipa says this is her favourite song on Future Nostalgia.

Seemingly it's just me and her that think that, so much so I had to double check its release date

Love Again - Dua Lipa (2021, Future Nostalgia)

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#thetwen2ie5 day 49

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Dua Lipa - Love Again (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dua Lipa
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM