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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
We may not have the money, but knowing that Elon Musk is miserable hopefully brings a little nugget of joy to your lives
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
We may not have the money, but knowing that Elon Musk is miserable hopefully brings a little nugget of joy to your lives
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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If just 10% of people cancelling their Washington Post subscriptions decided to spend that money buying custard off me then I'd have to set up some sort of custard company, maybe producing it or outsourcing that I don't know I haven't really thought about this it all just came out of nowhere.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If just 10% of people cancelling their Washington Post subscriptions decided to spend that money buying custard off me then I'd have to set up some sort of custard company, maybe producing it or outsourcing that I don't know I haven't really thought about this it all just came out of nowhere.
I don't know why the Met are worried. He's never delivered on any of his other "pledges"
Following Keir Starmer's pledge to release material relating to Peter Mandelson's appointment as US ambassador, subject to exemptions decided by parliament's Intelligence and Security Committee, the Metropolitan Police has said publishing certain documents would undermine its criminal investigation
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I don't know why the Met are worried. He's never delivered on any of his other "pledges"
I don't think there's any political message in the theme to the CBBC show Dani's Castle, but it's a glorious sub 3 minute pop punk burst worthy of anyone's time, and that's why I'm giving it 12 points (douze points). #thetenx5
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I don't think there's any political message in the theme to the CBBC show Dani's Castle, but it's a glorious sub 3 minute pop punk burst worthy of anyone's time, and that's why I'm giving it 12 points (douze points). #thetenx5
"free and fair democratic elections", you say?
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"free and fair democratic elections", you say?
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A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
No fan of McSweeney, but I think this is probably Starmerites pushing him under the bus to save their man's skin
Some interesting reporting in the New Statesman. There was a shortlist of four to be UK Ambassador to the US. Starmer favoured George Osborne. It was Morgan McSweeney who pushed for Mandelson.
The Mandelson affair: inside the scandal of a century
Mandelson's fall from grace reveals a very Labour weakness
www.newstatesman.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
No fan of McSweeney, but I think this is probably Starmerites pushing him under the bus to save their man's skin
Keir Starmer : keeps using twitter despite its pivot to a CSAM generator; appoints a close associate of a child sexual abuser to be ambassador. I think this is what they call "a pattern of behaviour"
NEW: Keir Starmer has admitted that he knew Peter Mandelson had carried on a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after his paedophilia conviction when he made him US ambassador
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Keir Starmer : keeps using twitter despite its pivot to a CSAM generator; appoints a close associate of a child sexual abuser to be ambassador. I think this is what they call "a pattern of behaviour"
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When the Great Noticing about five-year-old publicly available information happens, all the journalists can acknowledge it and insinuate the PM should resign. Before then, you’re an annoying leftist that shouldn’t be listened to
NEW: Keir Starmer has admitted that he knew Peter Mandelson had carried on a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after his paedophilia conviction when he made him US ambassador
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
When the Great Noticing about five-year-old publicly available information happens, all the journalists can acknowledge it and insinuate the PM should resign. Before then, you’re an annoying leftist that shouldn’t be listened to
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Roses are red
Anyone for tennis?
Anyone for tennis?
Cannibalistic jellyfish with a vanishing anus are invading Venice | LBC
Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.
www.lbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Roses are red
Anyone for tennis?
Anyone for tennis?
Laura Kuennsberg : Inside Reform's Fundament
Laura Kuenssberg "On occasion, he is quite unlike other politicians, with flashes of honesty you wouldn't hear from others".
BBC News - Inside Reform: Laura Kuenssberg follows Farage's party as it experiences the glare of scrutiny - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Inside Reform: Laura Kuenssberg follows Farage's party as it experiences the glare of scrutiny - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Inside Reform: Laura Kuenssberg follows Farage's party as it experiences the glare of scrutiny
The BBC has spent time interviewing senior figures and witnessing Reform's work at the largest council it runs.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Laura Kuennsberg : Inside Reform's Fundament
Does anyone know why toploader is trending?
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Does anyone know why toploader is trending?
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"The former prince left Royal Lodge on Monday night and is living in a temporary property on the Sandringham Estate, the BBC understands."
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
"The former prince left Royal Lodge on Monday night and is living in a temporary property on the Sandringham Estate, the BBC understands."
Hard to believe no one's talking about this
A 300-pound Asian elephant calf was born at the National Zoo early Monday, the zoo announced.
The calf, a female, is the first elephant to be born at the zoo in almost 25 years, and only the third born there in the zoo’s 136-year history. https://wapo.st/49X44LH
The calf, a female, is the first elephant to be born at the zoo in almost 25 years, and only the third born there in the zoo’s 136-year history. https://wapo.st/49X44LH
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Hard to believe no one's talking about this
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
If Allo Darlin' didn't necessarily mean to ask their question about Europe politically in part 1 of #thetenx5, there's very little doubt in my mind that Roxanne de Bastion, the descendant of a Hungarian holocaust survivor, means exactly that.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If Allo Darlin' didn't necessarily mean to ask their question about Europe politically in part 1 of #thetenx5, there's very little doubt in my mind that Roxanne de Bastion, the descendant of a Hungarian holocaust survivor, means exactly that.
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All political careers end in failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resigination...
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
All political careers end in failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resigination...
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Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
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February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Speak for yourself Gordon. It's almost exactly what I would expect of Mandelson
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Speak for yourself Gordon. It's almost exactly what I would expect of Mandelson
Attention "United..." countries. You can arrest rich and powerful people for alleged crimes
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Attention "United..." countries. You can arrest rich and powerful people for alleged crimes