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carlmaxim.bsky.social
All political careers end in failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resignation, failure, resigination...
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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presentcorrect.bsky.social
Every Lego catalogue, in full, from 1966-2015. At the link brickset.com/library/cata...
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
Well now.

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February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
sharkastic.bsky.social
Speak for yourself Gordon. It's almost exactly what I would expect of Mandelson
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
Attention "United..." countries. You can arrest rich and powerful people for alleged crimes
Son of Norway’s crown princess arrested on new charges before start of rape trial
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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carlmaxim.bsky.social
Clearly a job for the Bum Squad.
www.standard.co.uk/news/world/h...
Hospital evacuated as 'man found to have WW1 artillery shell in rectum'
The discovery of the century-old shell prompted a hospital evacuation amid fears it could explode
www.standard.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
NB: 29 different films are showing in UK cinemas this week
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d
Melania debuts at No 29 at the UK box office
Melania debuts at No 29 at the UK box office
Distributors breathe a sigh of relief as the documentary defies the disastrous opening many anticipated to land a screen average of £212 on its first weekend of release Melania, Brett Ratner’s authorised documentary about the current US first lady, has opened at No 29 in the UK box office chart on its first weekend of release. The film, which cost Amazon $40m to buy and $35m to promote, screened in 155 cinemas across the UK and Ireland, taking £32,974 overall, with a site average of £212.80. This result will have the distributors breathing a sigh of relief as – despite the modest takings – this is far from the disaster many anticipated. The scale of the rollout was unprecedented in the UK documentary sector, where most titles are capped at around 25 locations. Continue reading...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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abbyolcese.bsky.social
Amazing coda here.
Melania is out now. The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
sharkastic.bsky.social
For narrative purposes, I had something else lined up for today, but as I've just seen her perform this acoustic and unamplified in a pub, I'll ask instead, where are you from, originally?

Duel Citizenship - Denise Chaila (2019)
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Denise Chaila - Duel Citizenship
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February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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alanallport.bsky.social
This is just lazy scriptwriting
johnathanperk.bsky.social J. - Project 2025 expert @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 1d
FYI, Kristi Noem’s full
initials are K.L.A.N.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
Broke : Stripping Mandelson of his peerage

Woke : keeping his promise to abolish the Lords and stripping all of them of their titles
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?
A screenshot of the Trending sidebar, reading: 1. Groundhog Day 2. Mandelson Scandal
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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ariehkovler.com
If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
sharkastic.bsky.social
Labour, Tories, Reform; three bald right wingers fighting over a comb
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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robosullivan.bsky.social
Thank God we're not polarised today folks. I know floods are bad, but polarisation would be very uncomfortable. #spéirgorm
A screenshot from an article headline that reads "Taoiseach says some climate projects will jot be fulfilled because they risk polarising society" It also features a photo of Micheál Martin looking like a guy who looks worried that people are about to realise he's fucked something up.
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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garethdennis.uk
Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists.
www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...
awful AI shitslop image of a train in a sort of Scottish looking city that's blue and has a logo on the side formed of a lightning bolt in a thick circle that same logo in its original blue and red colours, which happens to be the literal flag of the British Union of Fascists
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
The Epstein files, a national comparison

Ireland: an Irish firm sold Epstein a helicopter

UK : the king's brother has been pictured with an unconscious young girl
February 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
sharkastic.bsky.social
And so we begin part 2, the 2010s, #thetenx5...
mu21cvs.bsky.social THETENX5 @mu21cvs.bsky.social · 2d
#THETENX5

Thanks all for joining in.

Good to see a lot of familiar faces from #TheTwen2ie5 coming back (and one new person so far). Hope to see more by the end of the day.

Latecomers please remember:

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mu21cvs.com/2025/08/18/t...
PART II #THETENX5 – RULES
These are the official rules for: #TheTenx5 Part II of the overall MU21CVS project. Covering January 2010 – December 2019. Running from 1 February to 20 April 2026 (including picking and para…
mu21cvs.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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gnickod.bsky.social
Commentator: Newcastle haven’t won at Anfield for 30 years.
Me: That must be the 1970s
Commentator: we have to go back to 1994 for their last win here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the ‘90s were 30 going on 40 years ago. Happy Sunday.
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
sharkastic.bsky.social
The amount of time it took me to work out the last word 🤦

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The daily word game for those who like a real challenge
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February 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
sharkastic.bsky.social
This Elongated Muskrat, who based an entire court defence on him saying things wasn't meant to be taken literally?
Testifying over two days on Tuesday and Wednesday, Mr Musk told the court he did not expect the "pedo" tweet to be taken literally.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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trickykat.bsky.social
ngl i have been called a complete stunner by many a stranger (i have a taser in my purse)
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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therealbrent.bsky.social
Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM