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Glizzy McGuire

@mattsevits.bsky.social

390 followers 290 following 1.3K posts

👽 Just another useless piece of space junk. 💫 Mostly here to clown around 👨🏻‍💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️‍🌈

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 8h

I need Dr. Robbie to comfort me

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 8h

Whew… I finally made it through the episode of “The Pitt” with the organ donation honor walk 😭

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 14h

This is so romantic 🥰

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 14h

Ok arms!!

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 21h

There’s something relaxing about the drive down I-5 from Portland to Eugene in the middle of the night. It’s almost entirely a straight shot for two hours and for all intents and purposes should bore me to death… but it’s strangely relaxing instead 🚙

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

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Matt @mattym96.bsky.social · 1d

Can you explain this gap in your CV?

Yes, actually that was the time when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

HAITIAN MORTICIAN

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 1d

“IYKYK” has lost all meaning now that basic white people have run it into the ground. “I added zucchini to the recipe! IYKYK!” Girl it’s a fucking ZUCCHINI. They’re everywhere this time of year and they’re in everything. You’re not breaking any barriers here.

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

VERY impressive!

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

OMG that’s great 👏

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amy brown (spooky edition) @amybrown.xyz · 2d

my early prediction for 2026 is that katy perry writes a sexually explicit song about justin trudeau

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

OK, so “Kiss of the Spider Woman” was great. Emotionally devastating, but great.

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no. A pedophile died in prison?? Oh, he was violently murdered?? Oh no. How terrible.

Anyway… what’d everyone have for lunch?

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

God is picking on me (my lips are chapped)

A black furby with a wonky eye is surrounded by falling confetti. Above it are the words “Existence is pain”

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve never identified as such, and I don’t think it’s anything as specific as that

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 3d

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3d

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 2d

Gretchen saying Slade doesn’t like to get involved is so funny. He is currently the longest-running cast member on this show!

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

The laugh track on WWHL when they made fun of this comment was g o l d and I died laughing

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

I wish I were a hookup kind of person… now that I’ve figured out my brain meds, I’m present and thriving, but this dry spell is starting to get ridiculous 😅😅😅

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I stan the whole franchise… 😅 but those three are the real core movies in my eyes!

Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 2d

I know I’m old and stubborn (39), but I still refuse to acknowledge any “Halloween” movies beyond H1, H2 and H20 😅

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

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Glizzy McGuire @mattsevits.bsky.social · 3d

Nooooooooooo! The worst!!