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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 24m

I want all my ex girlfriends to know I finally watched Possession as soon as a man told me I should

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 4h

I’m going to the movie by myself because the world is full of fake friends 😥

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 5h

I received my 149th bad haircut in a row. If I earn one more stamp they’ll send me to an early grave 😍

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 8h

Remember that month where everyone on twitter kept talking about Bayesian priors?

Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 9h

One guy in the audience wasn’t listening? I would kill myself

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

Just remembered I don't have to see The Smashing Machine and started feeling a warm glow

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

Cheese is the hard part.

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

Enough to take the vegan pledge? 😍

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

It’s weird. She used to make movies about vampires and wizards

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Audra Stang @audra-stang.bsky.social · 1d

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

It’s going to be great when they take away the skip 30 seconds button. We’ll all be free

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

Hey everybody. I just got my results back from the lab. I don’t know quite how to say this, but here goes: I’m pickle rick.

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

When marxists talk about “heightening the contradictions” it’s mainly about posts saying how Diane Keaton was funny in the 1970s but in an abstract sense not tied to any particular body of comedy films

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 1d

if you have a boomer mom please make sure to check in on them rn….

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 1d

Foreigner's first album was titled "Ennh! Excuse please! Can you tell me where is to find the, eh, station of buses?"

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

What an enormous living room! And your roommates look just like us

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

"A mirror can make a room look bigger.." yeah, if you're a total dumbass

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

Distracting the bus driver with moronic chatter >>>>>>>>?

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

"Here's a screenshot of my latest letterboxd review :)" --the world's most dangerous psychopath

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

(Watching a video that looks like Homer's "photographic memory") Actually, if you recall Tim O'brien's "How to Tell a True War Story" from tenth grade, you'll realize this is absolute fact

Homer telling marge he has a photographic memory and then her hair is green and apu has three heads

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 2d

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 2d

The cuomo “bacon, cheese and egg” thing is crazy to me because it’s not even a new york thing. Anyone who ever went to mcdonalds before 10 knows it’s bacon, egg and cheese

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 2d

Asking my barber to install a little more up front

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 2d

I was thinking a good bit would be to start calling it “Mack-Sweeney’s” but it’ll probably never come up

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