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Matty!

@mattythemouse.bsky.social

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I am mouse. I go squirk. He/him. 30s. 18+ only. Horny on main; I will pollute your timeline with furry porn. Banner/PFP by @silverscarf #NSFW • #FurryArt • #Macro/Micro • #SizeSky • #MattyArt

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · Feb 18

If you’re still using your real human face as your profile picture, leave a post and I’ll assign you your very own fursona.

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 15h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 8h

Designed with gamers in mind / designed with activists in mind.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

Me, throwing up every time somebody tells me that cute animal video I just liked was AI.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

And also, the thing they're saying "Hollywood is so cooked," over is just a video of uncanny homunculi staring off into the middle distance while a voice over explains the plot.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

At best, I think the best use case for genAI would be the ultimate shitpost generator. But again, that comes back to the absurd energy requirements.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 10h

Like real talk...? I'd probably think AI is pretty neat, all things considered, if it weren't for all the people who are sincerely like "oooh, Hollywood is so cooked."

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 11h

It's not JUST that AI is a theft machine that requires absurd amounts of energy... That's bad enough on its own. But ultimately, it's that every single AI advocate I've ever seen is an immense dullard.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 15h

Which you, you love it.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 16h

Hey @squishi.bsky.social, can I get one more wish?

I wish Ian was smaller than you.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

INFINITE COSMIC POWER!!!!

Itty bitty living space

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah, Homer Simpson used to be a boomer… But then the show kept going and then I, a millennial, surpassed Homer Simpson in age!

Zoomers, it will happen to yooou!

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Get smaller.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Wanna guess what my third wish is…?

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

Same energy.

Headline reading “Stephen Hawking warns humans will have to leave Earth in another 100 years to survive.”

In the comments, Ken M writes “sorry but he is a polyathiest and only cares about his agenda.”

Edgar asks “whats his agenda?”

Ken M replies “as a polyathiest he believes MANY gods dont exist instead of just the one true nonexistent god.”

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve only ever heard of this movie through hushed whispers. One of my friends insisted that it was the worst movie ever, and what happens when Dan Ackroyd has complete creative control.

And like, I see what they were saying… But I fucking love this movie.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

And for my second wish, I wish you were smaller,

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 17h

“I wish you were hand held sized to me.”

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 18h

Eating sausages off of a train, and also he has a penis for a nose.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 18h

Oh I’ve seen most John Candy films! I’ve just never seen this one for a variety of reasons.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 19h

I just saw this movie for the first time. WTF was this movie? I love it.

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Stefan E. Jones @stefanejones.bsky.social · 22h

You've probably seen this, but just in case:

bsky.app/profile/stef...

Stefan E. Jones @stefanejones.bsky.social · 1d

There's a whole book on using mockery to defeat autocrats:

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9781501...

Free download: d119vjm4apzmdm.cloudfront.net/open-access/...

Pranksters vs. Autocrats by Srdja Popovic and Sophia A. McClennen | eBook | Cornell University Press

The Lawrence and Lynne Brown Democracy Medal, presented by the McCourtney Institute for Democracy at Penn State, recognizes outstanding individuals, groups, and organizations that produce innovations....

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 23h

We are a modern plague on the pharaoh.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 23h

This is the best way to fight fascism. Fascists understand violence, and know how to respond to that… But they don’t understand mockery.

Like, they want to be like “Portland is a war zone,” sooo hard, but it’s just a bunch of people in inflatable frog suits, lol

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, no doubt, Gary Larson is DELIGHTED by the fact that people are remixing this joke.

Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 23h

I wonder if Gary Larson is aware that his worst comic has become an internet meme. I genuinely hope he’s happy that this stupid joke paid off thirty years later.

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 12d

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?"

The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.