Matty!
@mattythemouse.bsky.social
I am mouse. I go squirk. He/him. 30s. 18+ only. Horny on main; I will pollute your timeline with furry porn. Banner/PFP by Gnaw
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Matty!
@mattythemouse.bsky.social
· Feb 18
If you’re still using your real human face as your profile picture, leave a post and I’ll assign you your very own fursona.
Taking my big pot of pocket change down to the bank today. Anybody wanna guess how much is in it?
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Taking my big pot of pocket change down to the bank today. Anybody wanna guess how much is in it?
"tHeRe aRe No ThiRd SpAceS AnYmOrE"
Somebody has never played D&D in the steam tunnels underneath their school.
Somebody has never played D&D in the steam tunnels underneath their school.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"tHeRe aRe No ThiRd SpAceS AnYmOrE"
Somebody has never played D&D in the steam tunnels underneath their school.
Somebody has never played D&D in the steam tunnels underneath their school.
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
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Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: imperial units of measurement are sexier than metric.
Like, what’s hotter…? 1/8th of an inch, or 3.175 millimeters?
Like, what’s hotter…? 1/8th of an inch, or 3.175 millimeters?
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: imperial units of measurement are sexier than metric.
Like, what’s hotter…? 1/8th of an inch, or 3.175 millimeters?
Like, what’s hotter…? 1/8th of an inch, or 3.175 millimeters?
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Super behind on art but here’s a Scooby doodle I did forever ago 🐶✨
For WIPs & early peeks (sometimes a day early!) check my TG!:
✨ t.me/pebsstash✨
For WIPs & early peeks (sometimes a day early!) check my TG!:
✨ t.me/pebsstash✨
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Super behind on art but here’s a Scooby doodle I did forever ago 🐶✨
For WIPs & early peeks (sometimes a day early!) check my TG!:
✨ t.me/pebsstash✨
For WIPs & early peeks (sometimes a day early!) check my TG!:
✨ t.me/pebsstash✨
Elon saying you can defer all of your humor to Grok at parties feels like a good time to remind everybody of that time he crashed the Fallout premier, and absolutely NOBODY looked pleased to see him, lol
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Elon saying you can defer all of your humor to Grok at parties feels like a good time to remind everybody of that time he crashed the Fallout premier, and absolutely NOBODY looked pleased to see him, lol
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I just realized: I'm on somebody's Nintendo Online plan, and I don't know whose.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just realized: I'm on somebody's Nintendo Online plan, and I don't know whose.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’d love to believe it’s Armageddon for the right, but like…
Since when has been being proven to be a fraud ever been a disqualify factor on the right?
Since when has been being proven to be a fraud ever been a disqualify factor on the right?
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d love to believe it’s Armageddon for the right, but like…
Since when has been being proven to be a fraud ever been a disqualify factor on the right?
Since when has been being proven to be a fraud ever been a disqualify factor on the right?
Man, another day where I woke up and haven’t inexplicably been transformed into a pokemon and isekai’d into PMD. This is bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Man, another day where I woke up and haven’t inexplicably been transformed into a pokemon and isekai’d into PMD. This is bullshit.
I wish I could be this funny. Like, it’s genuinely impressive how every Stan Kelly comic nails being wrongheaded without accidentally reading as an endorsement of that wrongheadedness.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wish I could be this funny. Like, it’s genuinely impressive how every Stan Kelly comic nails being wrongheaded without accidentally reading as an endorsement of that wrongheadedness.
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One of my ongoing frustrations with software engineering as a professional practice is that LLMs were in no way the thing that caused this (though they do exacerbate it). Every company I’ve seen in my career fetishized producing solution-shaped objects for problems they didn’t (care to) understand.
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One of my ongoing frustrations with software engineering as a professional practice is that LLMs were in no way the thing that caused this (though they do exacerbate it). Every company I’ve seen in my career fetishized producing solution-shaped objects for problems they didn’t (care to) understand.
What both democrats and republicans are struggling with: America is the richest, most powerful economy in the world... But that doesn't matter to the average person when only forty or so people have all of that wealth.
The Trump administration inherited an economy that the Economist called "the envy of the world" in a cover story a week before the election and easily could've coasted on that success (again) but instead they set it on fire.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What both democrats and republicans are struggling with: America is the richest, most powerful economy in the world... But that doesn't matter to the average person when only forty or so people have all of that wealth.
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Big bodega cat
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Big bodega cat
I think the people who spend 120 hour weeks building games where your horse's testicles shrink in cold weather should absolutely unionize, and get paid more for what they do.
EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
The Messages Rockstar Saw Before Firing 34 Union Members
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I think the people who spend 120 hour weeks building games where your horse's testicles shrink in cold weather should absolutely unionize, and get paid more for what they do.
Holy shit, the Slenderman stabber is back in the news.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Holy shit, the Slenderman stabber is back in the news.
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September 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching this video, I didn't expect it to be like "some dogs are microscopic and live on genitals," but you know what...? It makes sense, now that you mention it!
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Watching this video, I didn't expect it to be like "some dogs are microscopic and live on genitals," but you know what...? It makes sense, now that you mention it!
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So, hi, im Carson/Emberwick and im an illustrator, game designer, and fantasy cotume lover.
I made a ttrpg called Tales from Myriad that is charming and chaotic, and my most well known pieces of art will be that for Legends and Lattes, and the game Smite.
Follow me for fantasy art and ttrpgs :)
I made a ttrpg called Tales from Myriad that is charming and chaotic, and my most well known pieces of art will be that for Legends and Lattes, and the game Smite.
Follow me for fantasy art and ttrpgs :)
October 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
So, hi, im Carson/Emberwick and im an illustrator, game designer, and fantasy cotume lover.
I made a ttrpg called Tales from Myriad that is charming and chaotic, and my most well known pieces of art will be that for Legends and Lattes, and the game Smite.
Follow me for fantasy art and ttrpgs :)
I made a ttrpg called Tales from Myriad that is charming and chaotic, and my most well known pieces of art will be that for Legends and Lattes, and the game Smite.
Follow me for fantasy art and ttrpgs :)