Matty!
@mattythemouse.bsky.social
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I am mouse. I go squirk. He/him. 30s. 18+ only. Horny on main; I will pollute your timeline with furry porn. Banner/PFP by @silverscarf #NSFW • #FurryArt • #Macro/Micro • #SizeSky • #MattyArt
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If you’re still using your real human face as your profile picture, leave a post and I’ll assign you your very own fursona.
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Look’it this adorable l’il guy! =D

Commission for @duststar.bsky.social

#MattyArt
An anthropomorphic Pokémon, Mincinno, leaning against their Pokémon card in a card shop.
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Thankfully, several people have inquired about booking commissions for November.
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
No, but for real, remember how Obama picked up a Republican healthcare plan, and Republicans called him socialist for it? Remember how Obama deported more people than Trump and Republicans are still like “Democrats are for open borders!”
strivingally.bsky.social
Dems need to understand this.

Not a single criticism Republicans level at them is ever made in good faith.

Therefore it’s impossible to compromise, placate them, or gain their respect.

They hate you for existing & they’ll call you communist extremists regardless of how hard you reach out to them.
paleofuture.bsky.social
“They’re all Antifa now”
mattythemouse.bsky.social
I’m a little squeaker. =3
mattythemouse.bsky.social
I should draw this again, but better.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Fox News carrying on the time honored tradition of thinking democrats are cooler than they actually are.
paleofuture.bsky.social
“They’re all Antifa now”
Laura Ingraham screenshot that reads: THEY'RE ALL ANTIFA
NGL
NOW
DEMS MELT UNDER PRESSURE
THE ANGLE ALERT
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strivingally.bsky.social
Dems need to understand this.

Not a single criticism Republicans level at them is ever made in good faith.

Therefore it’s impossible to compromise, placate them, or gain their respect.

They hate you for existing & they’ll call you communist extremists regardless of how hard you reach out to them.
paleofuture.bsky.social
“They’re all Antifa now”
Laura Ingraham screenshot that reads: THEY'RE ALL ANTIFA
NGL
NOW
DEMS MELT UNDER PRESSURE
THE ANGLE ALERT
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Get yourself a girlfriend who makes a squeak toy noise when you pick her up and hug her.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Hey, you know what they say…! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Very much “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore,” energy.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
A lot of female characters wear it because it shows a lot of thighs and a lot of cheeks.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
The full story of that Atomwaffen guy is even more insane. He was a neo-Nazi that converted to a white supremacist misinterpretation of Islam because of memes in Minecraft, and the reason why he killed his fellow Atomwaffen members is because they kept making fun of him for it.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Everything I wrote in those posts is fucking insane, right?
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Listen, I love Yooka-Laylee… But that’s very much saying “we have Banjo-Kazooie at home.”
mattythemouse.bsky.social
It’s funny that they’re posting pictures of dudes wearing that armor as if THAT’S why that armor is iconic, lmao
mattythemouse.bsky.social
“Medical reasons.”
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Wouldn’t it technically be a princessipality?
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Now that Scooby-Doo is in Fortnite, he and Meow Skulls should date. He needs a cool stoner girlfriend to compliment his anxious stoner energy.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
It’s gone through a critical reevaluation in recent years. It also feels as though for a period of time, people were just parroting JonTron about it being a bad game.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Nuts & Bolts was a fine game, goddamnit! 😤
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Most bronies never watched past season three, TBF.
mattythemouse.bsky.social
Is it too much to ask for another Banjo -Kazooie game? Like, we got several Bubsy games out of sheer irony… The remastered Croc: Legend of the Gobbos for heck’s sake!
mattythemouse.bsky.social
The tiniest, squeakiest Sith Lord.