Count Grumpula
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:

1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election

2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Olives

Irreversible

You Get What You Give - New Radicals
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside
redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Eggs

Deep Blue Sea

Brown Eyed Girl
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
🎶 [Prof Alice Roberts]
But in the end he needs a little bit more than me…More security

[Rylan]
He needs his fantasy and freedom

[Prof Alice Roberts]
I know him so well

[Rylan]
It took time to understand him

[Together]
I know him so well 🎶
Rylan and Professor Alice Roberts singing I Know Him So Well from the musical, Chess
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
🎶 [Prof Alice Roberts]
But in the end he needs a little bit more than me…More security

[Rylan]
He needs his fantasy and freedom

[Prof Alice Roberts]
I know him so well

[Rylan]
It took time to understand him

[Together]
I know him so well 🎶
Rylan and Professor Alice Roberts singing I Know Him So Well from the musical, Chess
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I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️

サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Money doesn’t mean you will be happy but it undeniably provides greater opportunity for you to be.
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Olives

Irreversible

You Get What You Give - New Radicals
sonofbengt.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Cucumber

28 years later

Mr Brightside
redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

Eggs

Deep Blue Sea

Brown Eyed Girl
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
The late Michael Ball
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
The same as he did with Diana?
What can the King do about Prince
Andrew scandals?
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
The same as he did with Diana?
What can the King do about Prince
Andrew scandals?
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90 (original pick hey!)
2. Scott and Charlene’s wedding
3. 90s UK recession / Black Wednesday impact
4. Arsenal winning league at Anfield in 1989 (“It’s up for grabs now!”)
5. Meeting my wife when both 11 years old
jenbren.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90
2. Live Aid
3. Charlie Haughey telling us all to tighten our belts while buying his mistress couture in Paris
4. The Troubles
5. 35-40 classrooms in school & teacher strikes
ediparolev.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Possibly one other difference!!

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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
For the second time in a week I’ve been given an excuse to share the fact that Waluigi has been confirmed (no idea why) to not be circumcised!

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is
Uncircumcised for Some Reason Waluigi saying “I’ve-a got foreskin!”
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90 (original pick hey!)
2. Scott and Charlene’s wedding
3. 90s UK recession / Black Wednesday impact
4. Arsenal winning league at Anfield in 1989 (“It’s up for grabs now!”)
5. Meeting my wife when both 11 years old
jenbren.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90
2. Live Aid
3. Charlie Haughey telling us all to tighten our belts while buying his mistress couture in Paris
4. The Troubles
5. 35-40 classrooms in school & teacher strikes
ediparolev.bsky.social
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
The late Michael Ball
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maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Today’s kids TV theme tune going round in my head is:

🎶 Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist? 🎶
Round the Twist
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Makes sense when you see the direction the franchise is going in!
PASSION II:
WEEKEND AT GOLGOTHA
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Today’s kids TV theme tune going round in my head is:

🎶 Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist? 🎶
Round the Twist
maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
First cut of lyrics by Daft Punk
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
harder and harder, and deeper and deeper