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Scayor Howard Vander

@mayor.bsky.social

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Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance | he/him/howard

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 2d

Yeesh, send a guy one simple dick pic and this is the thanks I get

Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 2d

i love you vander but this is fucking terrifying to look at

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11m

magic: the gathering is one of those things that almost surely began with some dudes drawing their own cards and thinking “if we make a thousand bucks on this thing we’ve succeeded” and now has its own independent political economy

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 14m

Well, I did wake up at 2 AM and ate some fruit cocktail I found in my apartment laundry room, what’s the score on that

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 47m

Like it’s fine making mistakes but this one is largely the point of the work

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 9h

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1h

Waking up to see a wealthy guy not only misquote Alan Moore but get the entire sentiment reversed, last night I took muscle relaxants and ate an entire rotisserie

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 17h

“I had to put my dog down last week”
“Sorry to hear - was he mad?”
“Well, he certainly wasn’t thrilled”

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 21h

Nothing like a good ol’ national anthem heel turn

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 23h

Not my fault they couldn’t master em

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Now when I saw dumbass I mistook your avi for Arlan and I’m laughing my ass off, I am SO sorry!

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Blowingquaintances

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Tired: “honey, we sure just had anal sex”
Wired: “baby, you just got played by Clancy brown 😎🔥🔥👈👈

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Man I can’t wait to suck off my blutuals

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Big dog, you’re the blutual I’m honored to call Papa and I still forget you are not your avi sometimes

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks beaks, you’ve been a blutual on this block since day one

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Between deals and pods you should run against him, T-Man

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Poddupy Washington Ave

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Awakening the animal within, he growled, removing the chicken tenders from the convection oven atop his kitchen counter

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

They are offering binkies, or otherwise asking what they are

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fuck off arlan lmao

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Also I’m only on here because you invited me and if I ever sell the “mayor” handle to a real one you get halfsies

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

Ha ha ha, dumbass, I’m dancing to the go-gos and it’s basically our generation’s woodstock

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

$17k ain’t much to live on but it’s a hefty slice of the public sphere, you essentially have a small town’s worth of people admiring yr style

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

It just makes sense, it’s a portmanteau, like what the fuck is wrong with the unwashed masses

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

You know who you are and it’s tacky to tag, I also refuse to die until I convince people to call their follows “Blutuals”

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