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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 56m

Nothing came up in my in app search unfortunately

Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 1h

Rowing?

a man in a maroon jacket is giving a thumbs up on a football field

ALT: a man in a maroon jacket is giving a thumbs up on a football field

media.tenor.com

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 2d

She was shocked Ian Happ had a hit that mattered

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 2d

ONE MORE GAME SING THE SONG #Cubs

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 3d

They could call it the Stupor Bowl halftime show.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 3d

The greatest skill a liberal arts degree gives you is the ability to bullshit your way through something at the last minute.

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James G @orth.ca · 4d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 4d

The Tigers have scored eight times since my Mom texted me this

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 4d

I get to see cool birds due to Facebook groups

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 4d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 4d

The Village People performed after a Marlins game I attended in the 2009-11 time frame and I gotta say, America needs a Village People halftime show. Shit was wild.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 5d

Well, what do you know? I guess I put "Amelia-Earhart-Eaten-By-Crabs.docx" in the wrong folder.

CNN @cnn.com · 5d

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

www.cnn.com

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 5d

He's saving it for when they're trailing by five runs in the 8th inning tomorrow.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 5d

Roses are red
Grass is greener
I wrote a song
About my fiancé's weiner
- Taylor Swift #poetry

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 6d

Counsell outmanaged again

Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 6d

Is he in an erect defensive posture?

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Crystal @falloran13.bsky.social · 7d

My favorite part about being a sports fan when your team loses is trying to figure out how this is specifically YOUR fault. Bought the wrong postseason shirt? Didn't pick the right game beverage? Sat when you should've been pacing? Wrong wrong wrong... why couldn't you have been better?!

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 7d

Keys to the game:

Mariners - Score more runs than the Tigers.

Tigers - Score more runs than the Mariners.

#sabermetrics

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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 9d

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 10d

I see this not as some grand change in the morals of young men, just that "Jesus Christ, Steve wont shut the fuck up about his parlays".

John Gramlich @johngramlich.bsky.social · 10d

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports

Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.

www.pewresearch.org

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 10d

Billie Jean is still one of the dumbest songs ever written and I will never stop hating. "See that kid over there? He ain't mine. I'm gonna sing and moon walk about it." Sure.

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Skulryk @skulryk.bsky.social · 10d

I feel like Joseph Heller had their number back in the 60's in Catch-22 and I still think of this quote whenever I hear farm owners complaining about socialism or benefits or taxes. It was a short little aside but it stuck with me for like 25 years.

Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. he was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county.

Major Major's father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all. He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 11d

/Chuck Schumer voice/ Tigers are stranding runners like the GOP is stranding the American people! Please give me $15.

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Matt Vader @mbvader89.bsky.social · 11d

If Ronny Cedeno were still in the league, he would absolutely be the first player to do this.