Crystal
@falloran13.bsky.social
Books, metal, various Seattle sports
She/her
She/her
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
That's your fucking play call... seriously?!
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
That's your fucking play call... seriously?!
I love K9, but damn are we missing Charbs in this game
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I love K9, but damn are we missing Charbs in this game
Gonna need to be a bit more creative with the play calling than that. Defense getting a pick here would be a huge morale boost
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Gonna need to be a bit more creative with the play calling than that. Defense getting a pick here would be a huge morale boost
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Cal Raleigh, Bryan Woo, Josh Naylor and George Kirby hanging with Adam Ray at #SuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Cal Raleigh, Bryan Woo, Josh Naylor and George Kirby hanging with Adam Ray at #SuperBowlLX
Aaaand now the football jitters can fully set in 😅
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Aaaand now the football jitters can fully set in 😅
Team Japan making the US sweat, but couldn't quite take it. What a fantastic competition to start off Olympic figure skating
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Team Japan making the US sweat, but couldn't quite take it. What a fantastic competition to start off Olympic figure skating
Oh it's gonna be clooooose
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Oh it's gonna be clooooose
Not clean, but a beautiful skate by Ilia nonetheless
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Not clean, but a beautiful skate by Ilia nonetheless
Having figure skating to watch all morning instead of watching endless, annoying commentary and stressing out about the Seahawks game is honestly helping keep me sane
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Having figure skating to watch all morning instead of watching endless, annoying commentary and stressing out about the Seahawks game is honestly helping keep me sane
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6. Telling people off for being excited about something positive and productive in this time of relentless shit is not praxis. It’s being a miserable shitlord. I’m sure it feels great to tell people off online, but you’re being a dick.
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
6. Telling people off for being excited about something positive and productive in this time of relentless shit is not praxis. It’s being a miserable shitlord. I’m sure it feels great to tell people off online, but you’re being a dick.
I think I might be too feral for public consumption anymore...
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I think I might be too feral for public consumption anymore...
Chock and Bates always fucking deliver. I just love them so much
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Chock and Bates always fucking deliver. I just love them so much
Why tf did I just get followed by not one, but TWO, Morgan Wallen impersonation accounts?! Blockity block blocked, but I'm still extremely confused
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Why tf did I just get followed by not one, but TWO, Morgan Wallen impersonation accounts?! Blockity block blocked, but I'm still extremely confused
Bwags is a fantastic human and I'm so happy to see him get honored for that
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Bwags is a fantastic human and I'm so happy to see him get honored for that
I see MVP and my brain immediately says Cal Raleigh... but that would be kinda weird for a football award, huh
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I see MVP and my brain immediately says Cal Raleigh... but that would be kinda weird for a football award, huh
Well deserved W for JSN 💙💚
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Well deserved W for JSN 💙💚
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Every single bad thing happening right now is happening because of a penis. Literally penises. Penises that wanted to get laid or penises that are angry because they’re too small. It’s all penises, all the way down.
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Every single bad thing happening right now is happening because of a penis. Literally penises. Penises that wanted to get laid or penises that are angry because they’re too small. It’s all penises, all the way down.
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“Common sense reforms” is the same phrase conservatives use to mask horrific legislation that targets the most vulnerable communities. There’s nothing sensical or common about it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
“Common sense reforms” is the same phrase conservatives use to mask horrific legislation that targets the most vulnerable communities. There’s nothing sensical or common about it.
I'm so baseline stressed from The Perpetual Horrors that every time I eat dinner lately I end up nauseous... so that's fun
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I'm so baseline stressed from The Perpetual Horrors that every time I eat dinner lately I end up nauseous... so that's fun
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Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Everyone mad at the guy who thinks Bad Bunny isn't American but let's ignore that dummy and find out who this hero is
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
Feels like a case for @minakimes.bsky.social
Was watching the video of the Seahawks sendoff on their IG and the thing I love about this fandom is there's always a gathering to send them off AND welcome them home again... even if they lose (sometimes bigger if they lose, so they know we still love them). And I just think that's beautiful 🤷♀️
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Was watching the video of the Seahawks sendoff on their IG and the thing I love about this fandom is there's always a gathering to send them off AND welcome them home again... even if they lose (sometimes bigger if they lose, so they know we still love them). And I just think that's beautiful 🤷♀️