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Melania Noire

@melanianoire.bsky.social

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In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god. I own THE Mall https://discord.gg/mtbUYtkr6j

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 9d

I haven’t written in about six months. Until this last week stuff started to percolate.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m Melania Noire—witch, strategist, and weaver of worlds. Your support fuels:

✒️ Unbound Circles—my dark fantasy novel (no whispering witches here)
⚗️ Noire Apothecary—luxe Hoodoo brews, moonlit and chaos-touched
🚙 The Jeep’s tank (because even witches need wheels to haul their empire)

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 1m

Animals and babies. Yep.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 8m

Yeaaaah lol it’s getting better and better.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 8m

Yeah I’ve only met porcupines a handful of times. No shooting quills lol. That’s just Pokémon 😂

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11m

Idk if this is real

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 12h

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 16h

When ego dies so do ways that used to work.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 17h

Plastic ass candy.

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Jay Wells 🎙️🎤 @thelegacyofjay.bsky.social · 21h

This is a candy corn AND twizzlers hate account

a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it

ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 17h

Miss that man like I knew him.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 17h

Rain.

Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 18h

As seen on TikTok:

Finish this sentence with the first song that pops into your head and name your generation.

“Blame it on the …”

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 17h

Good luck booking that stage you speak of

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5 on the Black hand side.. @atlantaclaus.ruins.party · 18h

I'll drop the top before them folks hit me up for 70 US American Smackaroos..

sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 23h

$70 for a haircut is unsustainable.
And I don’t believe barbers are getting more business. They’re just doing less volume at a higher rate. Basically working less for the same bread. No hate. It’s a free market. But a working man can’t run $70/wk for a cut

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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 18h

I don’t think I knew it was out. Also, did they really think she was gonna get an Oscar nom out of this with Wicked 2 Emerald City Boogaloo coming out next month?

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 18h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾‍♀️ @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 18h

Has she considered going back to rom coms? That was her bag.

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 18h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 18h

Wow. I thought we were hearing about this movie cuz they were filming it. I had no idea it was actually out 😭

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 18h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 1d

My skyline is at odds. 😂😂

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 22h

She told us so many times it was an act 😂

2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · Jun 1

paris hilton’s voice change

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Cowboy Carter Vegas Night 2 🤭 @neau.blacksky.app · 22h

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 22h

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This is sad.

‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder

Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...

www.theguardian.com

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Charli @tato-potat.bsky.social · 23h

a text monday mid-morning is SO out of pocket, like yes, this is exactly what i need when i'm digging out from a weekend of emails and the crashing stress of everything i procrastinated last week

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Diamond @diamond815.bsky.social · 23h

fellas is it gay to talk to a woman

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M.L. Humphrey @mlhumphrey.bsky.social · 1d

I always find it interesting to see photos of people when they were younger than when I knew about them. Diane Keaton in my mind is always late middle-aged. I had the same weirdness seeing photos of a young Betty White.

priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

black & white photograph of young Diane Keaton smiling and standing next to a white refrigerator in a barren-looking kitchen. her cat Buster is crouched on top of the fridge playing with/swatting her hair in the upper right hand corner. she's wearing a long skinny white scarf with a dot-grid pattern, a high-neck white blouse with an ascot/kerchief around the neck, and a black blazer/skirt or blazer dress over what looks like a vest

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 23h

And I say that as someone who didn’t hate Jared’s joker.

I just think the entire concept of suicide squad and joker didn’t work as a whole. It needed three movies with Harley’s at the end to close out the arc. Book end these villains.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 23h

Like tell me one part they’ve had post 2002 that they KILLED in?