Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

miss melty

@meltedmistress.bsky.social

340 followers 380 following 1.6K posts

I fix computers, and sometimes I play games and watch wrestling and baseball on them (go Mariners, fuck the Astros, fuck the Yankees) when I'm not on a computer I'm probably playing Magic or at the bar she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

the Mariners are the protagonists of MLB and to root against them is to provoke the ire of the divine

1 2 10

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 27m

it would be funny to see a Canadian team win

however, they beat the Mariners, so I'll be rooting for the Dodgers out of west coast solidarity

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 6h

ughhhhhh

sure, west coast solidarity I guess

1 2

Reposted by miss melty

spooky sara 🎃 @sara.meangirls.online · 10h

i am not “biologically male” i am a woman with an endocrine disorder and a gun

5 86 540

Reposted by miss melty

utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5d

mariners

7 150 1K

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 11h

kms

Reposted by miss melty

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 11h

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD UMPS

1 9 31

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 12h

can't watch tonight, I can see the score but how are we playing? are we back?

1 1

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 15h

Idaho continues to justify my hatred for Idaho

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 15h

I've roleplayed things like this a few times and found that I really like being a sub who sometimes helps my dom dom their other subs

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 16h

I'm also like this but I like to add elements of betrayal, namely me being on a team of witch hunters or whatever and I'm the first to turn, and then I help my new master corrupt the rest of the team over time

1 3

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 16h

update: ate

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 18h

ah fuck I forgot my friends and I are going to a concert tonight and I'm gonna miss most of the game

I'll wear a mariners shirt for solidarity

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 18h

same, Area Man

1 9

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 18h

we all grieve in different ways

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 18h

I should get neck tattoos

1 2

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 19h

I might bump it up a bit just to account for some people having more expensive tastes without being like, full-on gluttonous rich assholes

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 20h

what's the point at which having more money no longer improves your quality of life in a noticeable way?

I feel like going past that means you've already lost at least a little mind, and I'm pretty sure it's a lot less than a billion dollars

2 2 22

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 21h

oh cool one of our clients has important customer-facing software on US east 1 and they're calling us about it cool cool cool

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

Lesbian Girls with Big Titties

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

ok but how many mics do you own

1 1

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

me to my parents

(if we're only talking about the male line)

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 1d

Your cursed bloodline ends here!

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

he should lose music privileges

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

better be a good game 7

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

sure whatever

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 1d

it's a great gif and it accurately portrays my feelings while watching this game