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miss melty
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I fix computers, and sometimes I play games and watch wrestling and baseball on them (go Mariners, fuck the Astros, fuck the Yankees) when I'm not on a computer I'm probably playing Magic or at the bar she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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the Mariners are the protagonists of MLB and to root against them is to provoke the ire of the divine
it would be funny to see a Canadian team win

however, they beat the Mariners, so I'll be rooting for the Dodgers out of west coast solidarity
ughhhhhh

sure, west coast solidarity I guess
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i am not “biologically male” i am a woman with an endocrine disorder and a gun
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD UMPS
can't watch tonight, I can see the score but how are we playing? are we back?
Idaho continues to justify my hatred for Idaho
I've roleplayed things like this a few times and found that I really like being a sub who sometimes helps my dom dom their other subs
I'm also like this but I like to add elements of betrayal, namely me being on a team of witch hunters or whatever and I'm the first to turn, and then I help my new master corrupt the rest of the team over time
ah fuck I forgot my friends and I are going to a concert tonight and I'm gonna miss most of the game

I'll wear a mariners shirt for solidarity
we all grieve in different ways
I might bump it up a bit just to account for some people having more expensive tastes without being like, full-on gluttonous rich assholes
what's the point at which having more money no longer improves your quality of life in a noticeable way?

I feel like going past that means you've already lost at least a little mind, and I'm pretty sure it's a lot less than a billion dollars
oh cool one of our clients has important customer-facing software on US east 1 and they're calling us about it cool cool cool
Lesbian Girls with Big Titties
ok but how many mics do you own
me to my parents

(if we're only talking about the male line)
Your cursed bloodline ends here!
he should lose music privileges
it's a great gif and it accurately portrays my feelings while watching this game