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miss melty

@meltedmistress.bsky.social

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I fix computers, and sometimes I play games and watch wrestling and baseball on them she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 18m

he remembers what Disguise does so you don't have to

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 2h

a screenshot from the original Metroid (I'm pretty sure it's the original) showing Samus next to an energy tank, which is a blue pill-shaped container labeled E

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 3h

Mariners game at 5, I'm off work at 7

the Eva still with Shinji hunched over in the chair, feeling a similar amount of despair as I will when I miss most of this Mariners game

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 19h

the cool thing about big containers like this is that not only does it count as one drink, if you drink half and then refill it with more booze, it's still only one drink

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 22h

I once helped with the worldbuilding for a discord ERP server and my dom though it was funny that I got more turned on by planning out the cock worship religion than I did actually roleplaying it

woes of a religion nerd I suppose, bro was trying to jack off and I was explaining syncretism

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miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 22h

honestly my favorite karaoke nights are when the bar is full of millennials and we all sing along to stuff like that

miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 22h

Tribute - Tenacious D
Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead
Old Number Seven - Devil Makes Three
Wagon Wheel - Old Crow Medicine Show
Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
Crying Game - Boy George
I Write Sins - Panic
Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

I still sing with my masc voice

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miss melty @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 23h

I am a little embarrassed at how long it took me to realize that "Our Secret War" was referencing actual covert military action and not like a metaphorical thing