A.S. Brooks, IT Guru - pay me
@asbrooks.com
Aspiring writer and comedian. Definitely a slut. Big Sister Domme. I miss you, flumpt.
Trans/Omni/Poly-am. Minors and Bigots DNI
♠️ - Annalise
♦️ - Brielle
♥️ - Carmen
Trans/Omni/Poly-am. Minors and Bigots DNI
♠️ - Annalise
♦️ - Brielle
♥️ - Carmen
Pinned
I suppose sometimes you just need to cry out all the anxiety and fear of death from the day and check your email to see the W-9 processed!
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
Tired of relatives at the holidays asking you to help with technology?
Send them my way!
Virus cleanup/computer setup/data backup/migrate to linux... want to make a media server/pi-hole/retro gaming box but don't know how? I'm ya gal!
www.fiverr.com/s/yv9ek9e
Send them my way!
Virus cleanup/computer setup/data backup/migrate to linux... want to make a media server/pi-hole/retro gaming box but don't know how? I'm ya gal!
www.fiverr.com/s/yv9ek9e
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tired of relatives at the holidays asking you to help with technology?
Send them my way!
Virus cleanup/computer setup/data backup/migrate to linux... want to make a media server/pi-hole/retro gaming box but don't know how? I'm ya gal!
www.fiverr.com/s/yv9ek9e
Send them my way!
Virus cleanup/computer setup/data backup/migrate to linux... want to make a media server/pi-hole/retro gaming box but don't know how? I'm ya gal!
www.fiverr.com/s/yv9ek9e
I'm not
sorry I made a hot dog into a straw at your family dinner
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not
I suppose sometimes you just need to cry out all the anxiety and fear of death from the day and check your email to see the W-9 processed!
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I suppose sometimes you just need to cry out all the anxiety and fear of death from the day and check your email to see the W-9 processed!
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
Got a tech based project or just need some basic IT help? Clean up your desktop, backup data, go from windows to linux? HIRE ME!
www.fiverr.com/s/m5amRYz
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Hella mid Tina WIP.
Thing 2 would be proud. I think.
#FFVI #FinalFantasyVI #TinaBranford #TerraBranford #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
Thing 2 would be proud. I think.
#FFVI #FinalFantasyVI #TinaBranford #TerraBranford #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Hella mid Tina WIP.
Thing 2 would be proud. I think.
#FFVI #FinalFantasyVI #TinaBranford #TerraBranford #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
Thing 2 would be proud. I think.
#FFVI #FinalFantasyVI #TinaBranford #TerraBranford #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
There is one good thing about having zero security about having a place to live out whether I'll be forced to leave the country, it's absolutely killed my appetite so I suppose if I survive I'll look good?
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There is one good thing about having zero security about having a place to live out whether I'll be forced to leave the country, it's absolutely killed my appetite so I suppose if I survive I'll look good?
Love waking up to the dread of "you might have 22 days to live". Mutual aid helps, but so do remote US job leads (that accept Maine residents) especially in the IT field but I'll take anything I can do.
I'm also starting a Fiverr for IT related fixing or home project help w/ free video consults.
I'm also starting a Fiverr for IT related fixing or home project help w/ free video consults.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Love waking up to the dread of "you might have 22 days to live". Mutual aid helps, but so do remote US job leads (that accept Maine residents) especially in the IT field but I'll take anything I can do.
I'm also starting a Fiverr for IT related fixing or home project help w/ free video consults.
I'm also starting a Fiverr for IT related fixing or home project help w/ free video consults.
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So here's the update:
Still waiting for my paperwork to clear so I can work in Canada.
Still unable to find a remote job of any kind, let alone IT, in the US that can accept residents of Maine.
Losing my goddamn mind.
It is now less of a "If you're rich and bored", I do have rent to pay...
Still waiting for my paperwork to clear so I can work in Canada.
Still unable to find a remote job of any kind, let alone IT, in the US that can accept residents of Maine.
Losing my goddamn mind.
It is now less of a "If you're rich and bored", I do have rent to pay...
So, in Canada but still jobless and unable to work until paperwork clears up so if you're rich and bored, just gonna drop this here:
ko-fi.com/crimsoncarmen
ko-fi.com/crimsoncarmen
Support A.S. Brooks
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November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So here's the update:
Still waiting for my paperwork to clear so I can work in Canada.
Still unable to find a remote job of any kind, let alone IT, in the US that can accept residents of Maine.
Losing my goddamn mind.
It is now less of a "If you're rich and bored", I do have rent to pay...
Still waiting for my paperwork to clear so I can work in Canada.
Still unable to find a remote job of any kind, let alone IT, in the US that can accept residents of Maine.
Losing my goddamn mind.
It is now less of a "If you're rich and bored", I do have rent to pay...
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
I see we're at "Hitler Youth" on the "where is America on the path to being Nazi Germany 2.0" chart.
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I see we're at "Hitler Youth" on the "where is America on the path to being Nazi Germany 2.0" chart.
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Doing this a little early, I suppose, but whateverrrrrr.
#KOF #KingofFighters #King #BlueMary #MaiShiranui #Vanessa #ArtSummary2025 #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
#KOF #KingofFighters #King #BlueMary #MaiShiranui #Vanessa #ArtSummary2025 #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Doing this a little early, I suppose, but whateverrrrrr.
#KOF #KingofFighters #King #BlueMary #MaiShiranui #Vanessa #ArtSummary2025 #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
#KOF #KingofFighters #King #BlueMary #MaiShiranui #Vanessa #ArtSummary2025 #AlwaysCreditTheArtist
I'd let her ruin me still... surly tomboys always get me
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'd let her ruin me still... surly tomboys always get me
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This family is calling for help.
I’m Mosab from Gaza
This is my nephew — a child who knows only fear, hunger, and loss.
We once had a home... now it's rubble
We once had food... now we sleep hungry
We once dreamed... now we fight just to survive
What's left of us is crying out: Please help us.
gofund.me/a39d9fda
This is my nephew — a child who knows only fear, hunger, and loss.
We once had a home... now it's rubble
We once had food... now we sleep hungry
We once dreamed... now we fight just to survive
What's left of us is crying out: Please help us.
gofund.me/a39d9fda
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This family is calling for help.
I've been free range for years...
ethically farmed free range sluts
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I've been free range for years...
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Probably a 🧵
So I’ll admit that for a long time, I brushed off a lot of the criticism of Taylor Swift as misogyny. I wasn’t a huge fan during the early years, but a lot of what people had to say about her *was* misogynistic. And sure, she was manufactured, but so was N*Sync, right?
So I’ll admit that for a long time, I brushed off a lot of the criticism of Taylor Swift as misogyny. I wasn’t a huge fan during the early years, but a lot of what people had to say about her *was* misogynistic. And sure, she was manufactured, but so was N*Sync, right?
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Probably a 🧵
So I’ll admit that for a long time, I brushed off a lot of the criticism of Taylor Swift as misogyny. I wasn’t a huge fan during the early years, but a lot of what people had to say about her *was* misogynistic. And sure, she was manufactured, but so was N*Sync, right?
So I’ll admit that for a long time, I brushed off a lot of the criticism of Taylor Swift as misogyny. I wasn’t a huge fan during the early years, but a lot of what people had to say about her *was* misogynistic. And sure, she was manufactured, but so was N*Sync, right?
Canada's answer to Trump looks like if Martin Freeman eschewed acting in favour of doing coke behind a Deluxe for twenty years then "found God"
I call that move the "Shawn Michaels"
I call that move the "Shawn Michaels"
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Canada's answer to Trump looks like if Martin Freeman eschewed acting in favour of doing coke behind a Deluxe for twenty years then "found God"
I call that move the "Shawn Michaels"
I call that move the "Shawn Michaels"
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This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.
As a hipster and a Leafs fan, I hated him before it was cool (fuck you and the 1993 LA Kings, THAT WAS A HIGHSTICK, JUSTICE FOR GILMOUR)
“You just have to say, ‘My childhood hero is a MAGA bro’ and move on.”
Wake up, Canada: Wayne Gretzky is MAGA - Toronto Life
How many friendly golf games will it take for us to accept the obvious?
torontolife.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As a hipster and a Leafs fan, I hated him before it was cool (fuck you and the 1993 LA Kings, THAT WAS A HIGHSTICK, JUSTICE FOR GILMOUR)
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An American for-profit healthcare companied tried to hire me this week. Here's how that went. 😉
www.youtube.com/shorts/1WKAx...
www.youtube.com/shorts/1WKAx...
A for-profit American healthcare company tried to hire me
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
An American for-profit healthcare companied tried to hire me this week. Here's how that went. 😉
www.youtube.com/shorts/1WKAx...
www.youtube.com/shorts/1WKAx...
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RENT DUE! TIME SENSITIVE! LEXI IN DANGER! HELP!
Venmo is Xander9
Cashapp is lexibee69
PayPal is Xanderbee1
Cashapp is lexibee69
PayPal is Xanderbee1
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
RENT DUE! TIME SENSITIVE! LEXI IN DANGER! HELP!
Wrestling is amazing. I would say it's not homo-erotic BUT...
Willie Mack talks about wrestling 2 Cold Scorpio
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wrestling is amazing. I would say it's not homo-erotic BUT...
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This family needs your help
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This family needs your help
#helpsky
we've paid for my escape from the States through savings and credit cards and we've lasted five months before shit's hitting the fan.
If anyone could help me get to $749 USD before January 5th I'll be your best friend. Or suck you off, I dunno.
we've paid for my escape from the States through savings and credit cards and we've lasted five months before shit's hitting the fan.
If anyone could help me get to $749 USD before January 5th I'll be your best friend. Or suck you off, I dunno.
So, in Canada but still jobless and unable to work until paperwork clears up so if you're rich and bored, just gonna drop this here:
ko-fi.com/crimsoncarmen
ko-fi.com/crimsoncarmen
Support A.S. Brooks
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December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
#helpsky
we've paid for my escape from the States through savings and credit cards and we've lasted five months before shit's hitting the fan.
If anyone could help me get to $749 USD before January 5th I'll be your best friend. Or suck you off, I dunno.
we've paid for my escape from the States through savings and credit cards and we've lasted five months before shit's hitting the fan.
If anyone could help me get to $749 USD before January 5th I'll be your best friend. Or suck you off, I dunno.
Sega once again does what nintendon't
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sega once again does what nintendon't
No no, I need bigger tits because it would help me earn more money, I don't need to be paying *for* them!
That's just ass-backwards no matter who you are.
That's just ass-backwards no matter who you are.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No no, I need bigger tits because it would help me earn more money, I don't need to be paying *for* them!
That's just ass-backwards no matter who you are.
That's just ass-backwards no matter who you are.
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Hi everyone, I’m raising a survival fund. I lost my job because visa status, this year my sickle cell has gotten worse from stress. I’m currently homeless relying on SW to get by since,can’t do my resin art in the winter without a workspace. Any support/ shares will help💔
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Hi everyone, I’m raising a survival fund. I lost my job because visa status, this year my sickle cell has gotten worse from stress. I’m currently homeless relying on SW to get by since,can’t do my resin art in the winter without a workspace. Any support/ shares will help💔
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...