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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · May 31

‘Do it for her’ meme from the simpsons with pictures of Ed teach from ofmd 2.6 calypsos birthday

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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 2d

We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series.
First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings.
Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty.
Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword.
Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face.
Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 2d

"👀🫦hey😍😏" oh yeah i'm sure

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 3d

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 3d

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 4d

#inktober #inktoberpierce #gentlebeard #ofmdinktober2025

it supposed to be blackbeard rescuing stede pinned to the mast (pierced by izzy's sword) so i thought it would fit the prompt. but mb it looks like ed is killing stede, who knows..

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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 4d

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 4d

oh my goddddd they’re so perfect

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 4d

what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)

what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.

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creme 🏴‍☠️ @cremeisheere.bsky.social · 6d

they should’ve kissed here 💔

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Ruth 🔜 WeeCon @insane-foliage.bsky.social · Nov 12

Jeff the Handyman - Explicit, 5.4k words

An post-canon, 'innkeepers era' fic in which Stede is somewhat overcome by the sight of Ed doing Very Sexy Carpentry. Together, they invent the handyman porn trope

archiveofourown.org/works/59515921

A title card reading 'Jeff the Handyman by Temporal_discounting". Summary reads "Stede had learned so much about the different ways in which his body could give and receive pleasure these past few weeks. He had discovered a whole other side to himself, a secret bud that he hadn't even known he had been carrying, but that had been waiting for the sunlight in order to bloom. To say it was a revelation would be an understatement. But sadly, they couldn't spend all of their time wrapped up in each other. There was a significant amount of work to be done to turn their dream of the inn into a reality… The problem was, though, Stede was constantly finding himself distracted by the sight of Ed. And who could blame him? Ed was right there, doing very sexy things all the time, like sawing or hammering or — or chiseling! Honestly, how was a man supposed to work under such conditions?"

Tags include "Post-canon; Innkeepers era; Fluff and smut; No Angst; Anal Sex; Anal fingering; Roleplay; Established Relationship"

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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 5d

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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 5d

Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 6d

🌊❤️

#ofmd

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Jodi 🏴‍☠️💜💙 @jodalyn.bsky.social · 7d

do you ever think about how stede missed ed so, SO much that he even teared up in his DREAM when he saw him again?

yeah. Yeah.

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✨ Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 RD Portland 🍿 OFMD in theaters @littlefingies.bsky.social · 7d

Painting, btw 👇

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 8d

come back to me

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're underwater. Stede is a merman and cupping Ed's cheek as Ed looks up at him. There's a rope falling away from Ed's waist.

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marshalloweenie “mars” 🎃🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 7d

me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death

Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."

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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 7d

💕 #OurFlagMeansDeath

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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 7d

omg it’s #ofmdkinktober25 day 5! which means my little ass has a fic for you guys for the ravishment fantasy prompt! 😳 here it is. i think it’s funny i hope you guys do too.

archiveofourown.org/works/71932946