☠️ B ☠️
@robertaseaport.bsky.social
👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
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I can't stand not having a cat around. I've always had cats my whole life, so being without one for so long feels horribly wrong. Especially with the whole agoraphobia & depression battle & how I can barely leave the house?? Just having another life in the house that's not a spider matters so much.
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I can't stand not having a cat around. I've always had cats my whole life, so being without one for so long feels horribly wrong. Especially with the whole agoraphobia & depression battle & how I can barely leave the house?? Just having another life in the house that's not a spider matters so much.
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I’m shaking and scared as hell. I hate to ask for anything.
*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Support Sam 🥄
Support Sam 🥄
ko-fi.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I’m shaking and scared as hell. I hate to ask for anything.
*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓
ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
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THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]
(Rules continued below)
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]
(Rules continued below)
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]
(Rules continued below)
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]
(Rules continued below)
Hypothesis: PROVEN. Only fic writers truly understand 😎
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Hypothesis: PROVEN. Only fic writers truly understand 😎
Do this!
Writer sign-ups for the 2026 #OFMDReverseBang are now open! Join our more than 60 artists to create fic for some inspiring OFMD fanart and sign up below: forms.gle/nY9CRVPc1TfW...
OFMD 2026 Reverse Bang Author Sign Up Form
This is the official sign-up form for the Our Flag Means Death Reverse Bang! For more information, you can follow this link. Here is our schedule. Welcome and please let us know if you have questions ...
forms.gle
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Do this!
If my therapist is just going to not bother showing up for a video call I wish she'd at least let me know a bit in advance so I could stay in bed and not drag myself upright and into clean human daytime clothes 🙃
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 AM
If my therapist is just going to not bother showing up for a video call I wish she'd at least let me know a bit in advance so I could stay in bed and not drag myself upright and into clean human daytime clothes 🙃
Oooh fun, back in "my brain is trying to kill me" mode out of nowhere 🫥
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Oooh fun, back in "my brain is trying to kill me" mode out of nowhere 🫥
I've got to finish this someday 👀 Favourite book + favourite show = gold, right?! But a bunch of it ended up being poached for Night-Thoughts (archiveofourown.org/works/687176...) cos I wanted to nudge this one towards a less destructive ending than the original plan 😅
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've got to finish this someday 👀 Favourite book + favourite show = gold, right?! But a bunch of it ended up being poached for Night-Thoughts (archiveofourown.org/works/687176...) cos I wanted to nudge this one towards a less destructive ending than the original plan 😅
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my loves, i have finally put my OFMD stickers up for preorder! they will stay open until feb 20th! get all the kitty eds before germany gets even more tariffs lol
ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb
ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb
OFMD Sticker [PRE-ORDER] - Tuka's Ko-fi Shop
~7 cm tall/wide, vinyl sticker
these are PRE-ORDER meaning they will need to be produced when pre-order ENDS on February 20th 2026, they cannot be sh...
ko-fi.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
my loves, i have finally put my OFMD stickers up for preorder! they will stay open until feb 20th! get all the kitty eds before germany gets even more tariffs lol
ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb
ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb
Drake helped with dinner and was very brave about chopped onion fumes 🧅😣
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Drake helped with dinner and was very brave about chopped onion fumes 🧅😣
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Sure, let's have a haircut fic moment! I wrote this little vignette of Ed cutting Stede's hair post-retirement as part of my 2023 (!) RBB and I think it's sweet
archiveofourown.org/works/486812...
archiveofourown.org/works/486812...
Double Portrait - Chapter 8 - snake_necklace, whatthefoucault - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sure, let's have a haircut fic moment! I wrote this little vignette of Ed cutting Stede's hair post-retirement as part of my 2023 (!) RBB and I think it's sweet
archiveofourown.org/works/486812...
archiveofourown.org/works/486812...
Sharing another one because I really like it but then never got round to fiddling with it a bit more to perfect it the way I intended to. ONE DAY.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Sharing another one because I really like it but then never got round to fiddling with it a bit more to perfect it the way I intended to. ONE DAY.
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Also, this, bc it's my fav modernAU Ed outfit ever, and I love it dearly. Still love how the fabric and boots turned out <3
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Also, this, bc it's my fav modernAU Ed outfit ever, and I love it dearly. Still love how the fabric and boots turned out <3
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
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If anyone hasn’t read it -
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If anyone hasn’t read it -
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!
archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
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signal boost for this baby angel? ❤️🫶
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
signal boost for this baby angel? ❤️🫶
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
My last workplace contained several scrotes who wouldn't accept anything I said (dept head, been there a decade) until it was confirmed by a man (been there four days, doesn't know what file explorer is)
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
My last workplace contained several scrotes who wouldn't accept anything I said (dept head, been there a decade) until it was confirmed by a man (been there four days, doesn't know what file explorer is)
Love it when the supermarket delivery people decide my bread should go in the bag UNDER several pints of milk and a kilo bucket of yogurt 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Love it when the supermarket delivery people decide my bread should go in the bag UNDER several pints of milk and a kilo bucket of yogurt 🙃
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hey crew, can we like and share far and wide? www.instagram.com/p/DTyVUZ_D1Ba/
Primero Sueño Press on Instagram: "The rumors are true—I’m writing a book! 📖
With everything going on *gestures wildly* I’m choosing to focus on the joy that I find in my identity and the communities...
1,179 likes, 106 comments - primerosuenopress on January 21, 2026: "The rumors are true—I’m writing a book! 📖
With everything going on *gestures wildly* I’m choosing to focus on the joy that I find i...
www.instagram.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
hey crew, can we like and share far and wide? www.instagram.com/p/DTyVUZ_D1Ba/
These guys are pretty cute 🥰
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
These guys are pretty cute 🥰
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
A while ago I saved all my fic as pdfs here: drive.google.com/drive/folder... Needs updating, some of the more recent bits are missing, but most are there! 🏴☠️
..Our Flag Means Death (TV) - Google Drive
drive.google.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
A while ago I saved all my fic as pdfs here: drive.google.com/drive/folder... Needs updating, some of the more recent bits are missing, but most are there! 🏴☠️
One time I got to poke around the RD archives and meet the shoe they said QB based his illustrations on 👀
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
One time I got to poke around the RD archives and meet the shoe they said QB based his illustrations on 👀
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
I'm trying to brain plot a fic idea and it's either going to be the stupidest or best thing ever. Also I realised this is the same struggle I have with almost every idea 😂
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I'm trying to brain plot a fic idea and it's either going to be the stupidest or best thing ever. Also I realised this is the same struggle I have with almost every idea 😂
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mining for creative inspiration until it kills me 💀
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
mining for creative inspiration until it kills me 💀
Never selling this oldie because it makes me lol (and also I managed to get tea stains all over it somehow) but if you needed a motivational quote to start your day this one's been keeping me afloat for I don't know how many years 😅
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Never selling this oldie because it makes me lol (and also I managed to get tea stains all over it somehow) but if you needed a motivational quote to start your day this one's been keeping me afloat for I don't know how many years 😅