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👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport

I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
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I can't stand not having a cat around. I've always had cats my whole life, so being without one for so long feels horribly wrong. Especially with the whole agoraphobia & depression battle & how I can barely leave the house?? Just having another life in the house that's not a spider matters so much.
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I’m shaking and scared as hell. I hate to ask for anything.

*cw: senior pet/sick pet*
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Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓

ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...
Support Sam 🥄
Support Sam 🥄
ko-fi.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
💩 Make donation
💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]

(Rules continued below)
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hypothesis: PROVEN. Only fic writers truly understand 😎
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Do this!
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If my therapist is just going to not bother showing up for a video call I wish she'd at least let me know a bit in advance so I could stay in bed and not drag myself upright and into clean human daytime clothes 🙃
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Oooh fun, back in "my brain is trying to kill me" mode out of nowhere 🫥
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I've got to finish this someday 👀 Favourite book + favourite show = gold, right?! But a bunch of it ended up being poached for Night-Thoughts (archiveofourown.org/works/687176...) cos I wanted to nudge this one towards a less destructive ending than the original plan 😅
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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my loves, i have finally put my OFMD stickers up for preorder! they will stay open until feb 20th! get all the kitty eds before germany gets even more tariffs lol
ko-fi.com/s/ca14aecddb
OFMD Sticker [PRE-ORDER] - Tuka's Ko-fi Shop
~7 cm tall/wide, vinyl sticker these are PRE-ORDER meaning they will need to be produced when pre-order ENDS on February 20th 2026, they cannot be sh...
ko-fi.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Drake helped with dinner and was very brave about chopped onion fumes 🧅😣
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Sure, let's have a haircut fic moment! I wrote this little vignette of Ed cutting Stede's hair post-retirement as part of my 2023 (!) RBB and I think it's sweet
archiveofourown.org/works/486812...
Double Portrait - Chapter 8 - snake_necklace, whatthefoucault - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sharing another one because I really like it but then never got round to fiddling with it a bit more to perfect it the way I intended to. ONE DAY.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Also, this, bc it's my fav modernAU Ed outfit ever, and I love it dearly. Still love how the fabric and boots turned out <3

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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If anyone hasn’t read it -

Fringe Benefits by @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social with incredible art by @babykraken.bsky.social is my favorite pick-me-up fic. Hilarious and adorable.
Long live Zip!

archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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signal boost for this baby angel? ❤️🫶
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My last workplace contained several scrotes who wouldn't accept anything I said (dept head, been there a decade) until it was confirmed by a man (been there four days, doesn't know what file explorer is)
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?

One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Love it when the supermarket delivery people decide my bread should go in the bag UNDER several pints of milk and a kilo bucket of yogurt 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What's your sign?
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
These guys are pretty cute 🥰

(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
A while ago I saved all my fic as pdfs here: drive.google.com/drive/folder... Needs updating, some of the more recent bits are missing, but most are there! 🏴‍☠️
..Our Flag Means Death (TV) - Google Drive
drive.google.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 AM
One time I got to poke around the RD archives and meet the shoe they said QB based his illustrations on 👀

(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I'm trying to brain plot a fic idea and it's either going to be the stupidest or best thing ever. Also I realised this is the same struggle I have with almost every idea 😂
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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mining for creative inspiration until it kills me 💀
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Never selling this oldie because it makes me lol (and also I managed to get tea stains all over it somehow) but if you needed a motivational quote to start your day this one's been keeping me afloat for I don't know how many years 😅
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 AM