☠️ B ☠️
@robertaseaport.bsky.social
👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
Pinned
Robins and brown bears claimed! 💖 Searching for more bits and bobs so might post more later if I find anything good. (I've definitely got some festive vintage lesbians on a tandem bike somewhere, but I might have to keep them and write a story about them 🥰)
I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Robins and brown bears claimed! 💖 Searching for more bits and bobs so might post more later if I find anything good. (I've definitely got some festive vintage lesbians on a tandem bike somewhere, but I might have to keep them and write a story about them 🥰)
I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mood is tomato soup for breakfast right out of the pyrex microwave jug because it's one less bowl to wash 👍
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Mood is tomato soup for breakfast right out of the pyrex microwave jug because it's one less bowl to wash 👍
If I had a properly functioning brain I would be unstoppable.
However,
However,
a drawing of a man sleeping on a bed
Alt: Depression
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I had a properly functioning brain I would be unstoppable.
However,
However,
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Inspired by talking about taking tiny photos with @robertaseaport.bsky.social please have a closeup of the first ever abstract embroidery I did inspired by Buttons and the sea and OFMD generally!
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Inspired by talking about taking tiny photos with @robertaseaport.bsky.social please have a closeup of the first ever abstract embroidery I did inspired by Buttons and the sea and OFMD generally!
I have a small issue that maybe someone can help with... anyone in the UK got either a good scanner or a camera with a good zoom that keeps things looking sharp? I usually take iPhone photos for frame projects & they're fine, but I went too miniature this time & it's just not photographing well 😅
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I have a small issue that maybe someone can help with... anyone in the UK got either a good scanner or a camera with a good zoom that keeps things looking sharp? I usually take iPhone photos for frame projects & they're fine, but I went too miniature this time & it's just not photographing well 😅
Most recent one. Face looks like a corpse but hair looks great 👌
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Most recent one. Face looks like a corpse but hair looks great 👌
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Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
My rice cooker died today though 😤 and my shitty little camping hob thing only works on one side. Please pray for the continued good health of my toaster.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My rice cooker died today though 😤 and my shitty little camping hob thing only works on one side. Please pray for the continued good health of my toaster.
New bit of The Real Treasure later, maybe, because it seems the only time I can fart any words out these days is when I'm supposed to be doing something else 🥴
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
New bit of The Real Treasure later, maybe, because it seems the only time I can fart any words out these days is when I'm supposed to be doing something else 🥴
Agoraphobia Holiday ✈️ (picking a random place and wandering around it on google earth) (Vancouver Island is nice)
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Agoraphobia Holiday ✈️ (picking a random place and wandering around it on google earth) (Vancouver Island is nice)
Anyway one day I will write that silent film star/his fencing instructor AU I've been chewing on for years ⚔️
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Anyway one day I will write that silent film star/his fencing instructor AU I've been chewing on for years ⚔️
Thinking about selling my Lillian Gish autographs but I cannot staaand the thought of them going to some memorabilia trader 💀 Like MAYBE if they were worth some life-changing sum, but it would be a few hundred at the absolute most and that's just sticking a cartoon plaster on a crack in a dam.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Thinking about selling my Lillian Gish autographs but I cannot staaand the thought of them going to some memorabilia trader 💀 Like MAYBE if they were worth some life-changing sum, but it would be a few hundred at the absolute most and that's just sticking a cartoon plaster on a crack in a dam.
#TakeTwoTuesday inspired by everyone's recent pics of aurora and snow: archiveofourown.org/works/651140... Snow Problem, rated M, a travel documentary producer takes his YouTube star bestie to an ice hotel but forgets how much he hates the cold 🥶❄️
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
#TakeTwoTuesday inspired by everyone's recent pics of aurora and snow: archiveofourown.org/works/651140... Snow Problem, rated M, a travel documentary producer takes his YouTube star bestie to an ice hotel but forgets how much he hates the cold 🥶❄️
My sleep is so fucked up for no good reason, I can't fall asleep when I'm exhausted and then can't stay awake when I try that so I'm sort of skating by on occasional two hour naps 🥴 and everyone's helpful advice is "you just have to force yourself to stay awake then go to bed at a normal time"
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My sleep is so fucked up for no good reason, I can't fall asleep when I'm exhausted and then can't stay awake when I try that so I'm sort of skating by on occasional two hour naps 🥴 and everyone's helpful advice is "you just have to force yourself to stay awake then go to bed at a normal time"
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did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
Me: I'm going to have a GOOD DAY today.
Depression:
Depression:
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
Alt: The Birds
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: I'm going to have a GOOD DAY today.
Depression:
Depression:
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LAST DAY FOR THE RAFFLE!
Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov
Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov
Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
LAST DAY FOR THE RAFFLE!
Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov
Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov
Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵
Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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It's been a while since we've done one of these and I feel it's time once again spark some matches!
ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!
WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!
WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's been a while since we've done one of these and I feel it's time once again spark some matches!
ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!
WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!
WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
Novel about scrappy inner London teenagers but it's all "sidewalk", "gas", "sneakers", "projects", etc, and the dates are in month-day-year format 🥴🥴🥴 Which, whatever, easy to skim over a lot of the time, but not so much when your whole thing relies on a particular setting and character voices.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Novel about scrappy inner London teenagers but it's all "sidewalk", "gas", "sneakers", "projects", etc, and the dates are in month-day-year format 🥴🥴🥴 Which, whatever, easy to skim over a lot of the time, but not so much when your whole thing relies on a particular setting and character voices.
Also now these people are demanding water bill payment in seven days or I'm in trouble when I've lived here over a decade and have never had a water bill because when I moved in they told me it was included in the rent 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Also now these people are demanding water bill payment in seven days or I'm in trouble when I've lived here over a decade and have never had a water bill because when I moved in they told me it was included in the rent 🙃
The NHS app is worse than useless. Keep filling out whole forms only to get this when my internet connection is the only problem I DON'T have 😤
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The NHS app is worse than useless. Keep filling out whole forms only to get this when my internet connection is the only problem I DON'T have 😤