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@robertaseaport.bsky.social
👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
I've got pneumonia & feel like I've been kicked in the chest by an extra buff shire horse. Between that + extreme depression fugue I'm not doing great. Sorry to have made people worry 💖 Hopefully will be back in the real world soon, am just sleeping loads for now. Here's a superb owl from last year.
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I've got pneumonia & feel like I've been kicked in the chest by an extra buff shire horse. Between that + extreme depression fugue I'm not doing great. Sorry to have made people worry 💖 Hopefully will be back in the real world soon, am just sleeping loads for now. Here's a superb owl from last year.
Hypothesis: PROVEN. Only fic writers truly understand 😎
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Hypothesis: PROVEN. Only fic writers truly understand 😎
Oooh fun, back in "my brain is trying to kill me" mode out of nowhere 🫥
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Oooh fun, back in "my brain is trying to kill me" mode out of nowhere 🫥
I've got to finish this someday 👀 Favourite book + favourite show = gold, right?! But a bunch of it ended up being poached for Night-Thoughts (archiveofourown.org/works/687176...) cos I wanted to nudge this one towards a less destructive ending than the original plan 😅
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've got to finish this someday 👀 Favourite book + favourite show = gold, right?! But a bunch of it ended up being poached for Night-Thoughts (archiveofourown.org/works/687176...) cos I wanted to nudge this one towards a less destructive ending than the original plan 😅
Drake helped with dinner and was very brave about chopped onion fumes 🧅😣
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Drake helped with dinner and was very brave about chopped onion fumes 🧅😣
Sharing another one because I really like it but then never got round to fiddling with it a bit more to perfect it the way I intended to. ONE DAY.
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Sharing another one because I really like it but then never got round to fiddling with it a bit more to perfect it the way I intended to. ONE DAY.
Sunshine man. Hope tomorrow is better 💖
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Sunshine man. Hope tomorrow is better 💖
These guys are pretty cute 🥰
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
These guys are pretty cute 🥰
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
(Please remind me to actually finish writing this fic someday 😅)
One time I got to poke around the RD archives and meet the shoe they said QB based his illustrations on 👀
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
One time I got to poke around the RD archives and meet the shoe they said QB based his illustrations on 👀
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
(NOT naming any names because I don't want normal people accidentally finding my fanfic crimes 😅)
Never selling this oldie because it makes me lol (and also I managed to get tea stains all over it somehow) but if you needed a motivational quote to start your day this one's been keeping me afloat for I don't know how many years 😅
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Never selling this oldie because it makes me lol (and also I managed to get tea stains all over it somehow) but if you needed a motivational quote to start your day this one's been keeping me afloat for I don't know how many years 😅
I think some of the colours I actually used weren't the ones I planned (definitely one of the yellows in Stede's hair & maybe another yellow in Ed's dress & one of the purples?) but it was a while ago & I can't remember now. Use whatever you have that's close 💖
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think some of the colours I actually used weren't the ones I planned (definitely one of the yellows in Stede's hair & maybe another yellow in Ed's dress & one of the purples?) but it was a while ago & I can't remember now. Use whatever you have that's close 💖
These guys are still hanging around too!
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
These guys are still hanging around too!
I'm trying to dig up £80 to pay a bill so here are some more 🪡 oldies if anyone's interested? Pay whatever you want, anything is helpful to inch up towards the total 💖
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I'm trying to dig up £80 to pay a bill so here are some more 🪡 oldies if anyone's interested? Pay whatever you want, anything is helpful to inch up towards the total 💖
Take me back to the first time I saw Raw and felt like I'd been thrown out of a plane 💯
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Take me back to the first time I saw Raw and felt like I'd been thrown out of a plane 💯
Speaking of hyperfixations, it's been five minutes since I made anyone observe Her 🫠🔥
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Speaking of hyperfixations, it's been five minutes since I made anyone observe Her 🫠🔥
40ish years loving one (1) man 😅
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
40ish years loving one (1) man 😅
OFMD lockscreen. This counts, right?? From when Fyre got Rhys to sign a birthday card for me when I was Going Through It 🥹🥰
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
OFMD lockscreen. This counts, right?? From when Fyre got Rhys to sign a birthday card for me when I was Going Through It 🥹🥰
They do make it very easy 🥰
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
They do make it very easy 🥰
I still think about this picture approximately 250 times a day.
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I still think about this picture approximately 250 times a day.
WIP Wednesday? Currently in my I Miss FLIP feels, starring Izzabella pretending he's not enjoying Fang turning his garden into a rescued animal sanctuary 🐻🦦🦔 🧸
(They'll get a donkey at some point too and Izzy will name him Steed and try to claim it's in no way meant to imply anything.)
(They'll get a donkey at some point too and Izzy will name him Steed and try to claim it's in no way meant to imply anything.)
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
WIP Wednesday? Currently in my I Miss FLIP feels, starring Izzabella pretending he's not enjoying Fang turning his garden into a rescued animal sanctuary 🐻🦦🦔 🧸
(They'll get a donkey at some point too and Izzy will name him Steed and try to claim it's in no way meant to imply anything.)
(They'll get a donkey at some point too and Izzy will name him Steed and try to claim it's in no way meant to imply anything.)
My town has "upon Trent" in its name 💖 I live right near the old bridge. Don't have a garden so I used to take a book and a flask of tea out and sit by the weir for hours. It's the thing I miss most since the debilitating agoraphobia took me out because JUST LOOK AT HER.
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
My town has "upon Trent" in its name 💖 I live right near the old bridge. Don't have a garden so I used to take a book and a flask of tea out and sit by the weir for hours. It's the thing I miss most since the debilitating agoraphobia took me out because JUST LOOK AT HER.
He's holding Joe's hand 🥹
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
He's holding Joe's hand 🥹