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Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴‍☠️💔
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2 Spirit • Gen X • they/she

All Gentlebeard, all the time.

Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
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Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴‍☠️💔 @bbsheartbreak.bsky.social · Sep 11
Wanna see my Ed and Stede cats as itty bitty kitties?
Top photo: Our Flag Means Death’s Stede and Ed Bottom Photo: orange tabby cat and grey tabby cat with similar expressions
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
#wipwednesday
Moments later Ed was being introduced to a beautiful human with sparkling hazel eyes, shiny golden locks, and the most musical laugh known to man. Stede Bonnet. Stede Bonnet, Mary's husband, sexy rectangle. Stede Bonnet, broad-chested and strong-armed, with legs that would make amazing earmuffs. Stede Bonnet with a smile brighter than the sun. Stede Bonnet welcomed Ed like an old friend, telling him how Mary had followed his career. When he asked what Ed was doing in town, Ed admitted that he was looking for somewhere to settle down after retirement. A few hours later Ed found himself ensconced in the guest wing of the Bonnet home where he was to live with the best friend he'd ever had and her fucking bombshell of a husband.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
Can I be included?
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
AU FREE TO GOOD HOME!
Was just reading about oviposition, as you do, and I found the most Ed-coded person who makes the Ovipositor.

Someone needs to make this into an AU.
The Ovipositor replicates the feeling of being impregnated with eggs. How did you get involved in all this stuff? I had tried everything else: I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes. However, in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me there. I’m ambitious, and though I don’t consider myself greedy, I always wanted to push myself for more independence and freedom to do the things I wanted to do. And freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification? Let’s face it, there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was the same thing, day in and day out, and it didn’t look like that was going to change much. Death didn’t really interest me. I wanted something more fun. Something that breaks the monotony of people’s days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
Just learned that IRL Stede Bonnet’s IRL kids names were

-Allamby
-Edward
-Stede Jr
-Mary

It’s always funny (IRL &) in fics that his dad’s name was also Edward but his son too?

#ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
for #TakeTwoTuesday here is my first fic:

Pied Pirate Piper (How Archie Got Her Dads)

archiveofourown.org/works/55700176
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November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙

archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
Title card for After the Fall featuring an image of a whale tail slapping at dawn. Text reads “After the Fall An OFMD Big Bang AU Words by bUtterscUp Art by Bakerbelle and WellSussed”.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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ofmdzb.bsky.social
We're back! Episode 6 ofYour Time Starts Now begins today. As a thank you for your patience/exercise in cruelty, this is a three-parter/updates over two weeks (Mon, Mon, Thurs).

Stede brings in a stopcock, Ed battles a pheasant plucker & Izzy gets gonged.

archiveofourown.org/works/706141...
A title card with patterned background in dark purple and black. The text reads: Your Time Starts Now by Zuckerbaby_1. There is a graphic of an envelope sealed with a wax blob, reading Taskmaster AU.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Or in your 40s idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ofmd
wwxwashere.bsky.social wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 2d
in your 20s there will be a fandom and it is very important that you join it and talk to as many strangers as possible about it
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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mediocrepirate.bsky.social
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰

with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
ao3 screenshot of the fic: hop to it by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Pet Play, Bunny Play, Bunny Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Tail Plugs, Blackbeard / Edward Teach Wears Stockings, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, ed literally bouncing on it like a good bunny, NSFW Art summary: ‘“Well hello there, bun." Stede's gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed's cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn't been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door. The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.’ Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it. With adorable art by Caly!!! Language: English Words: 3,546 Chapters: 1/1
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
This is so so fun and sweet and the art is incredible 💖
gelatinousstand.bsky.social Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 6d
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!

Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖

Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen

Violent Femmes x 2
They Might Be Giants x 3
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 6d
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you've seen

Mountain Goats x 2
Willie Nelson x 2
Phoebe Bridgers
cannibalxing.bsky.social amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 6d
I’m not kidding I think all 5 were The Decemberists lol
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
oops 🫠
a four panel comic PANEL 1: a pigeon shakes an empty pill box and says "uh oh, i forgot to reorder my meds..." PANEL 2: the pigeon holds up their phone and says "three days for a refill...i should be okay til then!" PANEL 3: text at the top of the panel says "day 1". the pigeon walks along happily PANEL 4: text at the top of the panel says "day 2". a close-up of the pigeon, clutching their head, white lined and blurry against a black background with "wub" repeated over and over. the pigeon says in small font "my head feels funny"
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
seeing this at the end of the fic when you have no memory of ever reading it before 😭
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Happy WIPWednesday! Being "just friends" is going great and definitely not making Ed have impure thoughts about sugar daddy-ing his own husband 😌
THEY’RE EVEN TEXTING LIKE FRIENDS AGAIN—SILLY MEMES AND IDLE THOUGHTS AND VIDEOS OF THIS ONE PITBULL ON TIKTOK WHO’S OWNER LIKES TO GIVE HIM SPA DAYS. [MORE EXAMPLES OF THEM TEXTING] SO THAT THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER IN ORDER TO DO A BIT, MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH. [MORE EXAMPLES] ED’S GLAD HE DIDN’T HAVE A CELLPHONE IN HIGH SCHOOL, HE NEVER WOULD’VE GOTTEN ANYTHING DONE. WELL. ED WAS REALLY MORE THE SLACK OFF AND GET AN A ANYWAY TYPE. BUT STEDE NEEDED TO STUDY FOR THINGS, HE WOULDA FLUNKED OUT FOR SURE IF THEY’D BEEN ABLE TO BUG EACH OTHER NONSTOP LIKE THIS [MORE TEXT EXCHANGES GO HERE—SOMETHING TRANSPARENTLY UNROMANTIC] SHIT LIKE THIS SHOULDN’T BE MAKING ED SMILE, TWIRL HIS HAIR AROUND HIS FINGER. BUT THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT GOOFING OFF WITH STEDE THAT FEELS BETTER, FEELS EASIER THAN ANYONE ELSE. FORGET TWENTY-TWO—ED FEELS SIXTEEN AGAIN. PASSING NOTES IN CLASS AND MAKING STEDE LAUGH SO HARD AT THE LUNCH TABLE HE SNORTED SODA UP HIS NOSE AND SOMEHOW IT ONLY MADE STEDE MORE ATTRACTIVE ED’S SMILING AT HIS PHONE, TEXTING STEDE ABOUT THE PARTY. STEDE’S SENT HIM A PICTURE OF SOMETHING ONE OF THE VENDORS GOT WRONG? AND THEY’RE CRACKING JOKES TOGETHER ED STAYED HOME TO GO TO THE MOVIES OR SOMETHING WITH ANNE WHILE STEDE WENT TO PICK UP SOME OF THE RENTALS. HE’S TEXTING ED TO LET HIM KNOW IT ALL WENT FINE BUT UGH LOOK WHAT THEY TRIED TO GIVE US FOR THE LINENS/VOTIVE HOLDERS/WHATEVER, AS IF WE WOULD AGREE TO (SOME HYPER SPECIFIC DETAIL THAT ED BARELY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS) (ALSO ED REALLY LIKES THIS WE BUSINESS) STILL, ED HAS ART DIRECTED ENOUGH OF HIS OWN ALBUM COVERS AND PHOTO SHOOTS TO RESPECT THAT YOU GOTTA HONOR THE VISION ED: YEAH BRO THAT’S FUCKED UP HE THINKS, CHEWING HIS LIP ED: DO WE NEED TO RENT THEM? LET’S JUST BUY WHATEVER WE NEED. I’M SURE YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER USE FOR ALL OF IT LATER, NUMBER OF PARTIES THIS TOWN HAS STEDE: I SUPPOSE. ARE YOU SURE? ED: YEAH, COURSE. YOU HAVE MY CARD, GO TO TOWN. THIS WAY YOU CAN GET (SOME OTHER THING STEDE HAD WANTED BUT THE RENTAL COMPANY DIDN’T HAVE) STEDE, JOKING: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SWOOP IN AND PLAY MY BILLIONAIRE BENEFACTOR. VERY DASHING OF YOU AND THAT SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ED THIS HORNY BUT THE IDEA OF GETTING TO TAKE CARE OF STEDE LIKE THAT, FINALLY? GETTING TO INDULGE HIS EVERY WHIM? ED PICTURES STEDE IN LA, SHOPPING AT THE GROVE OR WANDERING ABBOTT KINNEY. ED IN HIS BASEBALL HAT AND SUNGLASSES BUT THE PAPARAZZI HAVE FOUND THEM ANYWAY, SNAPPING PICTURES OF ED TRAILING AROUND, CARRYING SOME OF STEDE’S BAGS. TUCKING HIS HAND INTO THE BACK POCKET OF STEDE’S TIGHT LITTLE JEANS WHILE HE BROWSES. STEDE KISSING HIM AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER AS ED’S CARD GETS SWIPED… ANNE: WHO’S GOT YOU SO SMILEY? ED IS CAUGHT OUT. CAN’T ADMIT IT’S STEDE. AND HE HATES LYING TO HIS MOM. UHHH JUST GABE, CHECKING IN ON ME ANNE RAISES A BROW. OH REALLY? LET’S SEE. SHE LEANS OVER HIS SHOULDER. ED SHRIEKS AND COVERS THE SCREEN. WE’RE SEXTING!! ANNE GIVES HIM A LOOK. OK FINE. KEEP YOUR SECRETS. BUT AREN’T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE LYING TO YOUR MOTHER ABOUT A BOY?
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
for #wipwednesday I’ve got down bad soon-to-be roommates who are taking it slow(ish)
Ed shook his head fondly. "Good call. They are going to be hellbent on pushing us together or they'll be betting on every milestone. You should have seen it when Jim and Olu were circling each other. It got so bad people were arranging romantic situations left and right trying to win the pot." "Really?" "Yes! These fuckers are ruthless. We can't tell them a thing." "So, what, in two weeks we just announce we're moving in together?" Stede asked. "That's it? No more information?" "Works for me, mate," Ed told him, resting his elbows on the table, his chin on his fists, looking Stede right in the eye. "No more information until you put a ring on my finger." Stede's face was so beautifully expressive. His eyes widened first, then his eyebrows went up, followed by a smile that somehow lifted his entire head with the corners of his mouth. Then everything settled into a crinkly-eyed grin. "Imagine that," he sighed. "Oh, I am."
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
@ofmdzb.bsky.social
Look what you’ve done!
Taskmaster UK S20 cast dressed as pirates
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
“ED!!!!”

“STEDE!!!”

#LegoEdandStede
Lego Stede running toward Lego Ed at Te Henga Lego Ed running toward Lego Stede at Te Henga
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
Modern AU where this is how Mary responds when Stede pops up again after disappearing
lucisimp.bsky.social 𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕟 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @lucisimp.bsky.social · 17d
I send people duck facts…this was my favorite response
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
Confession : this is what it’s really like inside my head.
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴‍☠️💔 @bbsheartbreak.bsky.social · 16d
Swede trained all the other husbands in the art of massage so that Jackie can always get a Swede-ish massage.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social
🤬😭🤬
ghostsandmermaids.bsky.social Liam 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @ghostsandmermaids.bsky.social · 17d
Someone on Tumblr shared the full cast list for the new Harry Potter audio book...

Fuck you, Joel.
A screenshot from the full cast list of the new Harry Potter audio book. The text is: "The Weasleys Bumble Clarke as Ginny Weasley Joel Fry as Charlie Weasley Hamish Lloyd Barnes as Fred & George Weasley Tom Royal as Percy Weasley Nina Wadia as Molly Weasley"
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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addieh.bsky.social
I forgot to shout about this fic. Do yourself a favour and read this wonderful story today 💘

#OFMDFic #OFMD #OFMDBB25
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
This one has never been posted before ! Added the context too.
Saw that post and thought it’d make a funny Ed&Stede meet cute lol #OFMD #gentlebeard #edandstede #ofmdAU
Drawing of Ed in the subway, wearing a purple cropped sweater, a black skirt, and thigh highs with a knee braces. He’s walking his pet bunny and both are looking up in awe. It’s implied they’re watching Stede walking away / up an escalator after chatting about Ed’s pet bunny. A twitter post about a Korean man riding the subway with his pet bunny
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM