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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD
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#OurFlagMeansDeath, fanfic writer, 50 (how?), vegan, PsA, CPTSD, ADHD. they/he/she. Reposts NSFW art & fic.

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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · Sep 11
Welcome to the new series of Taskmaster! The Taskmaster & his loyal assistant are joined by five new contestants, ready to face any task the Taskmaster throws at them.

Your Time Starts Now archiveofourown.org/works/70614116

Contains: Tasks! Fake flirting! Jealous Ed! More tasks!

#OFMD #OFMDFic
A purple patterned background with text Your Time Starts Now by Zuckerbaby_1. There's a graphic of an envelope that says 'Taskmaster AU' Edward Teach has been the Taskmaster for almost as long as he's known his best friend (and oblivious love of Ed's life) Stede Bonnet. He loves being the Taskmaster and he loves Stede, and he really wishes Izzy would stop nagging him to just talk to Stede about how he feels. Stede Bonnet thinks that he's the luckiest man on earth to have a best friend as wonderful as Ed Teach. He can't imagine his life without Ed in it, and has never felt quite so connected to anyone ever before. Pity that he doesn't really get along with Ed's oldest friend and comedy partner, Izzy. Izzy Hands has been Ed's friend for longer than he's been the Taskmaster's Assistant, and has watched Ed and Stede 'fucking oblivious' Bonnet pine after each other for long enough that he's actually allowed himself to be dragged into an elaborate plan to get them together. Now the three of them are in the studio, along with the rest of the cast for the new series of Taskmaster, the crew behind the scenes and, of course, the live studio audience. Surely nothing life-changing is going to happen over the next five days of filming. Here it is! Another combination of two things that I adore - Our Flag Means Death and Taskmaster. I've been thinking about this AU for a while, especially inspired by a piece of art that Mint posted on bsky. I began writing in January 2025 but then took a bit of a sabbatical, picking it up again properly in July/August. As of first day of publishing, this is still a WIP, but I'm aiming to stay ahead of the publishing schedule (Thursdays and Mondays) with my writing. Let's see how we go. The end game of the fic is Gentlebeard. However, while it's all about getting Stede and Ed together, I'm having fun exploring the dynamics across the three of them through the lens of their performance personas vs their personal lives. Izzy and Ed had a sexual relationship in the past, and it is referenced in passing, though they are simply friends and coworkers now. And as part of the elaborate plan to get Ed and Stede together (finally!!) there will be fake flirting between Izzy and Stede, with some insights and revelations along the way. I know that won't for everyone, and completely understand anyone choosing not to read the fic because of that. A03 tags page for the fic.
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tenderashell.bsky.social
It begins… 🌴
Cut out magazine letters that spell “insane foliage”
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
💔💔💔💔💔
screenshot of rhys darby posting on threads rhysiedarby now I was incredibly lucky to work with Catherine O'Hara once. She was a powerhouse of grace and kindness, and I was giddy that I got to meet her. Sad c sad news today. RlP the CO of comedy X
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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love4ofmd.bsky.social
Ed puts his gun aside and lays down on the couch - looks like a therapeutic setting and also how he’s metaphorically disarming, lowering his defenses to Stede 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
trying to make wholesome happy posts in 2026 very much feels like playing the violin as the titanic goes down
January 31, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
we know the crew play cards and now i’m thinking of pirate spoons, but instead of spoons it’s knives, and everyone ends up trying to stab each other after every round (not unlike regular spoons tbh)
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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hugopm.bsky.social
new neto today
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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misszigster.bsky.social
I’m gonna offer up postcard print outs of some of my fav OFMD sketches I’ve done over the years and a trio of my fandom stickers!! #fandomMarket
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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denizb33.bsky.social
And the spider fic is at 69 kudos 🤭

Three times Ed was scared by a spider, and one time Stede made one walk the metaphorical plank...

archiveofourown.org/works/51149503
Spiders Walk the Plank - Deniz_B - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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watchtheflow.bsky.social
so heads up I just finished a 12 chapter outline for this.....
watchtheflow.bsky.social Laura🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 1d
Drabble for neighbour!

Cw for non-consensual viewing of someone
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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baladria.bsky.social
THIS STORY IS GREAT! I’m so happy for @moderatecitrus.bsky.social, a pillar of the community who has ceaselessly supported & encouraged so many authors with consistent & thoughtful comments. Such a well-written, sweet & uplifting, romantic story with excellent imagery & humor. Please go read this! ❤️
moderatecitrus.bsky.social moderatecitrus/steph (a bird guy) @moderatecitrus.bsky.social · 1d
After only three years in the fandom (albeit some of those lurking), I finally done a fic! It's got sweets, insecurity, neurodivergence, and my ongoing hatred of letting agents despite not having had to deal with them in years.

archiveofourown.org/works/78589791
Pink Lovehearts sweet featuring the outline of a red heart with 'marry me' written on it
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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lumiilys.bsky.social
Nothing set in stone yet cause I need to see if it’ll even be possible but!! Definitely considering some more pop up stuff! Maybe some little zines or another inn could be fun 🩷
ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social OUR FAMILY, OUR FIGHT: Fundraiser starts 3/5! @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 2d
SHOW US YOUR WIPS AND IDEAS

let’s get excited to bid, buy, and protect our neighbors!

#FandomMarket
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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roseschmits.bsky.social
Seeing how shite the elites are at writing emails you start to see why they think gen ai is magic and the bees knees
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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alltomato1717.bsky.social
unrelated to anything, there is no thrill in the world like a stranger reading one of your fics and then deciding to read your ENTIRE catalog top to bottom afterwards. Bless you mystery readers and your niche appetites (and your life-giving kudos, too bc, insecure!)🧡💛❤️🩵🩷💜🖤💝💗♥️😘
a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .
ALT: a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
made a little kitty cat! chapstick for scale. 😸
cross stitch of rice sack kitten ed teach. he is the size of a chapstick
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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3chandeliers.bsky.social
Oh, hello there 🌿
#ofmd
Vintage postcard featuring printed and embossed decorative flowers and an inset illustration of a cottage by a body of water. Printed text: GREETINGS from Additional text, in a "handwriting" type font: Jeff's Inn by the Sea
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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dracothelizard.bsky.social
I maintain that Izzy's docking joke is something the crew rehearsed with him 😂
Love the difference in reaction between Ed and Stede at Izzy turning up - Stede surprised, Ed totally chill
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
Mwaaaaaaa I love this, got some more whale paperweight inspiration happening for the Craft Fair 😂 My 17yo is planning to get some amigurumi happening so I test ran this pattern for her and it’s looking good. May add more accents but we’ll see.
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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amuseoffyre.bsky.social
(2/2)
Screenshot from episode 4 of s1 of OFMD - Ed is out of focus in the background, lying on the couch, Stede is partially in frame in the foreground, the focus on Mary's lighthouse painting, which is holding. There is white text on each of them. Stede is labelled "the plot" The lighthouse painting is labelled "a seemingly random mcguffin of no importance" Ed is labelled as "my sulky hindbrain correcting the reason for the mcguffin" Screenshot from the lighthouse sequence from episode 4 of S1, with Ed hugging Stede by the light of the lanter. They are both labelled in white text. Ed is labelled as hindbrain Stede is labelled as The Plot
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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amuseoffyre.bsky.social
I've had folk ask how I plot things out and a year or so back, I found a perfect way to describe it
Screenshot of episode 4 of s1 of OFMD - Stede unconscious on the bed, Ed sitting to the left of the frame, holding up a hand to silence Lucius, and Lucius in the background. There is white text on each character. Stede is labelled as "my plot" Ed is labelled as "my stupid overloaded clever wiki of a hindbrain" Lucius is labelled "me, who is typing this story with no idea wtf is happening" Screenshot of episode 4 of s1 of OFMD - in the hold of the ship, Stede on the right of the frame in Ed's clothes, Ed to the left of the frame and looking at Stede, dressed in Stede's clothes, and Lucius in the background, looking panicked. There is white text on each character. Stede is labelled as "the plot roaring towards its inevitable conclusion" Ed is labelled as "my stupid overloaded clever wiki hindbrain showing off like no one's business" Lucius is labelled "me, the twat who is typing this and still has no idea how it'll end" Screenshot of episode 4 of s1 of OFMD - Ed in right of frame looking sternly at Izzy in the scene when the fog has rolled in and Ed has shown himself to be excellent at planning ahead. There is white text on each character. Ed is labelled as "my hindbrain when it has successfully done the thing again" Izzy is labelled as "the part of my brain that spends 85% of my writing time yelling at it to stop faffing around and focus" Screenshot of episode 4 of s1 of OFMD - on the foggy ship at night, Ed sliding down off the capstan, looking unhappy, Izzy to the left of frame and Stede and Lucius in the background. There is white text on each character. Izzy is labelled "the eternal cynical part of me saying if you just kept me informed this wouldn't be happening" Stede is labelled as "the plot which is now forked" Lucius is labelled "Me, still typing with no forking clue what's happening" Ed is labelled as "the hindbrain when it got things very wrong and is now retiring to die in shame"
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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lamhfada.bsky.social
I was thinking this earlier, the Panama Papers and Epstein Files are parts of the jigsaw puzzle showing how it's really just the ultra-elite parasitical billionaires vs everyone else on this Planet.

And our elected leaders are the vassal slaves of these parasitic cunts.
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20h
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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littlefingies.bsky.social
*opens ao3* I sure am excited to read about edward teach
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ofmdzb.bsky.social
Actual!Kraken Ed Teach speech bubble thingy.
swearclock.bsky.social swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 10h
Rim An Octopus It's 10:00AM
January 31, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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denizb33.bsky.social
A songfic for catch-up day!
Because I thought songfic was a prompt and apparently that was just a fever dream 🙈
#OFMDJanuAUry

"Here's the news: I'm leaving."

Ed's running away from their small town--will Stede take the leap and go with him?

archiveofourown.org/works/779975...
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
hiya boys 😀
izzy hands yanking open the curtains to surprise mostly naked stede and ed in bed (our flag means death s2e7) stede and ed having breakfast in bed after a night of sex izzy most definitely heard, stede looking surprised and ed as slutty as ever (our flag means death s2e7) stede and ed having breakfast in bed after a night of sex izzy most definitely heard, stede looking surprised and ed as slutty as ever (our flag means death s2e7)
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
Look at that - You wear fine things well.
Ed looking at Stede Stede looking at Ed
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM