alice 🐱🏳️⚧️ misses wee con
@mediocrepirate.bsky.social
‘soft subby ed extraordinaire’ | they/them | 20s | aroace | trans ed enthusiast | #1 kitty ed fan 🐱
18+ please!
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https://linktr.ee/mediocrepirate
18+ please!
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https://linktr.ee/mediocrepirate
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Ed has found the perfect spot for a nap, Stede is bound by sleepy code to stay still for the foreseeable future!
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ed has found the perfect spot for a nap, Stede is bound by sleepy code to stay still for the foreseeable future!
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
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December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
here’s 100% silliness of ed being very cute & excited abt stede’s soft dick. inspired by that one clip from finding nemo tehe
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/75347746
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/75347746
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
here’s 100% silliness of ed being very cute & excited abt stede’s soft dick. inspired by that one clip from finding nemo tehe
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/75347746
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/75347746
one thing they never tell you abt ED recovery is that you never really fully recover :) and one day 8 years down the line you will be crying bc your food anxiety still gets you out of nowhere!!!!!!! :)
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
one thing they never tell you abt ED recovery is that you never really fully recover :) and one day 8 years down the line you will be crying bc your food anxiety still gets you out of nowhere!!!!!!! :)
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someone just walked in on them going at it
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
someone just walked in on them going at it
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met them today and we had such a cute fun morning at a community cafe doing crochet & chatting & i may have yapped abt our fandom and my fanfic and they think it all sounds super cool 🥰
downloaded the bumble friends app to find more local pals & matched with another queer enby in my town who asked about the ‘OFMD’ in my profile and now they’re gonna watch the show. crew for life babyyyyyyy 🏴☠️🏳️🌈
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
met them today and we had such a cute fun morning at a community cafe doing crochet & chatting & i may have yapped abt our fandom and my fanfic and they think it all sounds super cool 🥰
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November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Can we think about Ed giddily dancing around the deck before seeing his own reflection in a barrel of water and saying “hello Ed” again? Yes?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can we think about Ed giddily dancing around the deck before seeing his own reflection in a barrel of water and saying “hello Ed” again? Yes?
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It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
i just think every time someone complains abt having to hear christmas music in shops they should have to pay the poor employees working there £10 each
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i just think every time someone complains abt having to hear christmas music in shops they should have to pay the poor employees working there £10 each
"you wear fine things well"
#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
[originally posted 03.16.22]
#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
[originally posted 03.16.22]
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
next day bump for bunny baby 🫶🐰
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
next day bump for bunny baby 🫶🐰
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I rerecorded the podfic of the wonderful Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral.
Some people meditated, Ed made bread.
A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
Some people meditated, Ed made bread.
A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I rerecorded the podfic of the wonderful Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral.
Some people meditated, Ed made bread.
A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
Some people meditated, Ed made bread.
A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
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yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
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Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.
so Obscene bbygirl
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
so Obscene bbygirl
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pops in for a second. stede pushing ed's bound legs up over his body with one hand while using the other to spank his pussy from behind. bye
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
pops in for a second. stede pushing ed's bound legs up over his body with one hand while using the other to spank his pussy from behind. bye
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Bunny Ed for @mediocrepirate.bsky.social's sweet and sexy one-shot "Hop to It" (3,546 words, rated E).
I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bunny Ed for @mediocrepirate.bsky.social's sweet and sexy one-shot "Hop to It" (3,546 words, rated E).
I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
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November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It's Ed!
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It's Ed!