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alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ misses wee con
@mediocrepirate.bsky.social
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‘soft subby ed extraordinaire’ | they/them | 20s | aroace | trans ed enthusiast | #1 kitty ed fan 🐱

18+ please!

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alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ misses wee con @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · Nov 10
background photo of ed’s hand signing the act of grace document. text reads in big font: mediocrepirate directory. text reads below in smaller font: certified ‘soft subby ed extraordinaire’
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
someone just walked in on them going at it
image from ofmd ‘calypso’s birthday’ where ed is pushing stede behind him and stede is holding ed’s chest. it looks especially compromising at this angle
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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stedebt.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
met them today and we had such a cute fun morning at a community cafe doing crochet & chatting & i may have yapped abt our fandom and my fanfic and they think it all sounds super cool 🥰
mediocrepirate.bsky.social alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ misses wee con @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · 20d
downloaded the bumble friends app to find more local pals & matched with another queer enby in my town who asked about the ‘OFMD’ in my profile and now they’re gonna watch the show. crew for life babyyyyyyy 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
Queen Anne’s Revenge c. 2005
🖤🎸
#ofmdfanart
Album cover from A Perfect Day by Queen Anne’s Revenge, 2006. Their first hit album that launched the band into the mainstream eye. Featuring the original band lineup. Digital illustration featuring Izzy, Ivan, Fang, Ed, and Jack all in a row standing or leaning against a wall. QAR in large letters is painted on the gray background and text reading A Perfect Day is in the foreground at the bottom right. The band members are all 20 years younger than in the quoted illustration, with the most notable difference probably being Fang’s full head of hair. The band wears various outfits reflecting each of their own styles, but Izzy in particular is wearing almost the exact outfit that he wears in the quoted picture 20 years later. Ed’s expression and eye makeup here imply his kraken era.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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lumiilys.bsky.social
Can we think about Ed giddily dancing around the deck before seeing his own reflection in a barrel of water and saying “hello Ed” again? Yes?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
self-induljennt.bsky.social Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3d
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
i just think every time someone complains abt having to hear christmas music in shops they should have to pay the poor employees working there £10 each
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · Aug 28
"you wear fine things well"

#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

[originally posted 03.16.22]
illustration of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is seated on an undrawn perch, a golden silk robe falling around him. He is nude and his hair is loose. His right leg is bent and held up by Stede, who is also nude and fucking him. They are kissing, Ed's left hand grasping Stede's head to pull him closer.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
next day bump for bunny baby 🫶🐰
mediocrepirate.bsky.social alice 🐱🏳️‍⚧️ misses wee con @mediocrepirate.bsky.social · 5d
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰

with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
ao3 screenshot of the fic: hop to it by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Pet Play, Bunny Play, Bunny Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Tail Plugs, Blackbeard / Edward Teach Wears Stockings, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, ed literally bouncing on it like a good bunny, NSFW Art summary: ‘“Well hello there, bun." Stede's gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed's cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn't been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door. The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.’ Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it. With adorable art by Caly!!! Language: English Words: 3,546 Chapters: 1/1
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
I rerecorded the podfic of the wonderful Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral.

Some people meditated, Ed made bread.

A story about two lonely men meeting, falling in love and separating, then reuniting and falling in love again. An S2 flavour modern AU.
Podfic title card. The background is a photo of Neal's Yard in central London, where Ed's cafe, Tea and Toast, is located in the fic. The text reads Allow to Rest by ElapsedSpiral, podfic by happydaiz.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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mediocrepirate.bsky.social
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰

with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
ao3 screenshot of the fic: hop to it by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Pet Play, Bunny Play, Bunny Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Tail Plugs, Blackbeard / Edward Teach Wears Stockings, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, ed literally bouncing on it like a good bunny, NSFW Art summary: ‘“Well hello there, bun." Stede's gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed's cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn't been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door. The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.’ Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it. With adorable art by Caly!!! Language: English Words: 3,546 Chapters: 1/1
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
😳 4 😏 relationship
Ed Teach looking at Stede Bonnet in astonishment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5, after Stede causes chaos on purpose during his game of Stark Revelations
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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sevensugars.bsky.social
Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
so Obscene bbygirl
ed teach wet with his head tipped back in a moan
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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ourfag.bsky.social
pops in for a second. stede pushing ed's bound legs up over his body with one hand while using the other to spank his pussy from behind. bye
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
Bunny Ed for @mediocrepirate.bsky.social's sweet and sexy one-shot "Hop to It" (3,546 words, rated E).

I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
A digital pencil drawing of Ed Teach from OFMD in floppy bunny ears. He's turned away from the viewer and looks shyly back over his right shoulder. He wears white thigh-high stockings with a frill at the top of the leg and an oversized T-shirt. The t-shirt is pulled up and forward to expose his fluffy bunny tail.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
mediocrepirate.bsky.social
yaaaaay bunny ed fic!!!!!!!! 🐰

with super adorable art by @intheblanketfort.bsky.social of ed in his floppy ears and tail :””)

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
ao3 screenshot of the fic: hop to it by mediocrepirate Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply Blackbeard I Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Pet Play, Bunny Play, Bunny Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Tail Plugs, Blackbeard / Edward Teach Wears Stockings, Bottom Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, ed literally bouncing on it like a good bunny, NSFW Art summary: ‘“Well hello there, bun." Stede's gentle cooing heats a delicate flush in Ed's cheeks, a coy timidity, as if this hadn't been the whole fucking point. Ed peeks cautiously into their bedroom, just enough to catch sight of Stede setting down his book and his reading glasses, hands folded patiently in his lap as he smiles over at the slither-sight of Ed that he glimpses hiding just beyond the door. The outline of one floppy grey ear, maybe.’ Or: Ed wears floppy bunny ears and a cute fluffy tail and shows Stede how good bunnies bounce on it. With adorable art by Caly!!! Language: English Words: 3,546 Chapters: 1/1
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Here's a little peek of a wip for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Crop of a work in progress drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's laying on his stomach and looking over his shoulder. His eyes are huge and sparkly like someone just said something about how pretty he is. There's a tiny careful smile on his lips, just the tiniest twitch in his mustache. He's lying on top of blue fabric. One hand is stretched out next to his head. He has long curved fingernails. Just the shoulders and bend in wings can be seen.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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thrilloilogy.bsky.social
It's Ed!
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart
A digital pencil drawing of one Stede Bonnet, lounging in a chair in fall front breeches and stockings. He leans back and slouches, one leg extended, looking very casual, the fall front of his pants barely containing his erection. He gazes at someone off screen with hungry eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Tiny Ed! He saw another pirate's wicked undies fit and needed to have it for himself.

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing his dark tealy blue robe. It has a soft magenta lining. He's also wearing buttoned long-johns undies and a frilled shirt. It's coming untucked and Ed's hand is resting on his upper belly. His hair is pulled into a messy bun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death. He’s wearing dark teal floral. pants with a ultra-high cinched waist and attached suspenders. Underneath, he’s wearing an unbuttoned, puffy white shirt, he’s wearing gold Cuban-heel shoes with a paisley pattern.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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basydraws.bsky.social
No More "I Love You's" | #ofmd
Edward teach dressed up as Annie Lennox from the No More "I Love You's" music video is singing said song. Behind him are Izzy and Stede with masks on, but either about to take them off (Izzy) or already removed from their face (Stede). In the lower half of the drawing, Ed is looking at the wedding cake with the toppers. He is holding a knife and looking somewhat dreamy at the wedding cake.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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tuks.bsky.social
ed is living the dream (a nightmare): having diarrhea on his first date with a cute guy
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM