Max Scherzer Consolation Prize Simulator 2025
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Max Scherzer Consolation Prize Simulator 2025
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what a truly pathetic fall from grace for a truly pathetic person

here she is interviewing former Abu Ghraib prison guard Graham Platner
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my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
Donate to Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens, organized by Alexandra Lang
Hello, My name is Grace Lang, and I am a 23 year old U… Alexandra Lang needs your support for Support UGA Student Assaulted by Nazi in Downtown Athens
gofund.me
he was America's mayor when we needed him most
I have never stolen from anyone in my life and I paid my dues religiously but I had a very difficult time maintaining kayfabe and at a certain point I became unwilling to eat my cake and shut the fuck up
No amount of intellect will save you in these spaces if you aren't willing to play the game. You may wield power however you choose, as long as you follow four simple principles:

1. Never steal from your benefactor
2. Never break kayfabe
3. Pay your dues
4. Eat your cake and shut the fuck up
we should probably collectively stop falsely equating Ivy League institutions with "intellectualism" and instead correctly recognize them as ideological vehicles that the elite use to manage and gatekeep access to the bourgeoisie

New York City belongs to capital and nobody should ever forget that
it’s kind of funny that the New York Times, which is probably at least 50% Ivy League on the editorial side, is one of the primary drivers of contemporary anti-intellectualism, but not really funny in a good way
What about this is new? The New York Times has always been an ideologically-amorphous state mouthpiece on behalf of capital interest, and right now the state is being run by a truckload of racist dipshits while the Cathedral of Capital is under attack by barbarians. This article was a dartboard shot
I honestly don't think the NY Times has been this bad in my lifetime, it's deeply shameful.
we should probably collectively stop falsely equating Ivy League institutions with "intellectualism" and instead correctly recognize them as ideological vehicles that the elite use to manage and gatekeep access to the bourgeoisie

New York City belongs to capital and nobody should ever forget that
it’s kind of funny that the New York Times, which is probably at least 50% Ivy League on the editorial side, is one of the primary drivers of contemporary anti-intellectualism, but not really funny in a good way
What Zohran Mamdani Learned as an Africana Studies Major at Bowdoin
www.nytimes.com
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NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
the last HWRF+6 modeled out precisely 893 mbar at right now

slackjawed
the center of Hurricane Melissa has hit 893 mb, and if you're not familiar, that is a psychotic intensity for any hurricane to be

only three others in recorded history have ever been this intense in the Atlantic. #3 (892 mb) happened so long ago that it predates the modern naming convention
1935 Labor Day hurricane - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
I think the last person in the seat with any semblance of real journalism creds and enough academic bloodthirst to really sell the admin was Jay Carney under Obama
Ralston McKenzie is live on Radio Jamaica doing his absolute best, you can tune in here

onlineradiobox.com/jm/rjr94fm/
everyone please take a moment tonight to send good vibes to the wonderful people of Jamaica and Cuba, for whom the coming weeks are going to be extraordinarily difficult

gofundmes &c are going to be popping up, please do what you can to boost and donate if you are able
NHC 5 pm Melissa update for Jamaica:

"Remain in your safe shelter and do not venture outside."

Winds "may cause total structural failure."

Wind speeds are now at *175 mph*.
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it’s wild watching all of these ‘2023 the greatest jobs market in US history’ people finally seeing the charts that show the 2023 tech bloodbath as almost dot com bubble level bad and doing the ol Gil collar pull. I trust their ability to wriggle out of it though 😊
can you imagine volunteering for a job description that's just "we are going to wield the might and power of the American hegemon for the next four years and your job is to lie about how and why we're doing it to a room full of wordcels"
"all fungible tokens are equal, but some are more equal than others" -- George Orwell
this'll be the most profound thing I ever post to the observer network designed to enable geometric-renormalization-as-a-service, wake me up if someone decides to solve capitalism
gravity is a side effect of geometric renormalization
gravity is a side effect of geometric renormalization
I was not aware of the Alameddines and now I am down a rabbit hole of NSW gang violence

thanks I guess, this is fucked