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Michael Heinz

@mgheinz.bsky.social

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Leftist, sports fan, gamer, curmudgeon. Listen to me whine Lifelong Mets, Islanders, and Jets fan, devoted Cosmos and Everton supporter. Also rooting for RBNY, Brooklyn FC, Gotham FC, the Sirens, Knicks, and Liberty. And humanity Love, love, love! - Pele

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1d

I think if you're truly upset about the white house getting fucked up you kinda want a king a little bit deep down

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

New York City is not for sale.

Our new ad begins airing tomorrow.

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 1d

Still remember where I was when Bibby's face fouled Kobe's elbow

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 2d

I disagree, I think a group stage would be welcomed at this point. Plus it's a familiar enough format for casuals to understand, too, and if it means the top seed gets 3 home games, the bottom seed none, that retains regular season importance for sure

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah @nyintfc.bsky.social @nycosmos.bsky.social @nycosmossc.bsky.social

The Soccer Times @nysoccertimes.com · 2d

Cosmos to partner with New York International FC, providing link to historic New York soccer league and NYC community club nysoccertimes.com/cosmos-to-pa...

Cosmos To Partner With New York International FC

The New York Cosmos is set to announce a partnership with American Premier Soccer League club, New York International FC (NYIFC). The link with the New York City-based amateur club will be the latest...

nysoccertimes.com

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 2d

Narrator: It was not

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 10

Please pls pls pls just be the beginning 🙏

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · Sep 10

Justin Fields was *excellent* this weekend.

🎧: apple.co/4maWArs

📺: youtu.be/m5vFB9OJy_o?...

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 2d

It is wild to me that "AI-free" has not become a major selling point in modern advertising yet. I would be a billion percent more likely to buy a good or service if it was guaranteed to not be touched by AI slop, and I'm sure as hell not the only one

Let us fight back with our wallets, dammit

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 3d

To see such a seemingly smart person buy into the neanderthal "if you're not first you're last/RINGZ culture" bullshit, then turn off quotes and replies because people pointed out how stupid they were being, is pretty sad

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Pablo Maurer @mlsist.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t get a tattoo of Striker, they said. Your body is a temple, they said.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12d

Everyone who watched all 15 innings of that game without a rooting interest is officially a baseball sicko.

Congrats or I’m sorry.

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Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 14d

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · Sep 23

Maybe if I doomscroll long enough I will finally see the magic post that fixes my brain and makes me feel good about my life

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · 29d

a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .

Alt: a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 22

I didn't really buy into the idea that you had an anti-Mets bias until I saw you trying to equate the two of these. Yikes.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Sep 18

everything is so fucking stupid

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 18

I would just like one single day where things don't get worse in some way, and I feel like I have felt that way since the 2016 New York primary. That's kind of a long time to be experiencing that old Office Space quote about how each day is worse than the last, but on a societal level

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Sep 17

Everything is decidedly NOT coming up Milhouse

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 17

lol. Also, a tangential thought: It really is a shame TDKR was such a bad movie, because Bane's aura was off the charts despite that

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · Sep 17

Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit

what would you do as a fantasy football commissioner in the Dark Knight universe after Bane's attack on Gotham Stadium?

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 17

What a lack of consequences for losing does to a mfer

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 16

Goosebumps, every time

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · Sep 16

RIP Robert Redford 🙏

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Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Changed my life forever

Destiny Bulletin @destinybulletn.bsky.social · Sep 15

10 years ago today: The Taken King was released.

Michael Heinz @mgheinz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Charlie Kirk himself literally called for Joe Biden's execution

Charlie Kirk: Joe Biden should be "put in prison and/or given the death penalty for crimes against America"

www.mediamatters.org

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · Sep 15

Can someone sit the producers of the Emmys down and explain that we watch for the speeches? And why are they producing the Emmys if they don't know it?

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