at this point it would be interesting journalism if someone could locate a Young Republican groupchat that was not full of overt Nazis

Such charming people.

Hey we blew up another boat.

Ah the sweet citrusy smell of fresh urinal cakes in the morning

MEDSPEED.COM. I read that as meds peed.

Honestly, are we just going to wait for a horrific plane crash before we fund the government?

Useful life skills. Like when I took dummy math in high school. Learned how to balance your checkbook.

I believe we should stop teaching children geometry and instead teach them how to recognise the precise moment a party spirals into an unmanageable mess.

Historic wave of retirements is putting huge strains on the government

Tens of thousands of federal employees have taken retirement or other voluntary departures on top of the Trump administration’s latest layoffs.

No, I do not want to be a Target Circles of Hell member.

Portland continues to amaze me 👏

Pedo protection racket

Of course I believe our troops should be paid, but so should all Federal employees.

As a specific example: the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, most employees were exempted and go to work, primarily civilian workers. They are protecting us by being there and should be paid now, just like our troops.

And in Israel, Trump is the hero of the day. At the main entrance to Jerusalem, Israelis erected an eight-foot billboard depicting the president with a Nobel Prize-like medal and the caption “You are our winner.”

QOTSA cover youtu.be/LjKRufUVbrA

Dreamed I was back in the Army and Pete Hegseth wanted to be friends with me. Turns out I ended up being the fall guy in a criminal tribunal.

One of the OPM employees described a chaotic, ongoing mess.


“No strategic direction, no strategic plan, statutorily required duties gone by the wayside, no backups for things people did when they left, budget questions that can’t be answered, big holes in institutional knowledge, no ability to backfill priority positions.”

Better than Smirnoff

I’m bald now but otherwise available

Hadn’t heard from Gym lately. Seems kind of lost without his pedo buddy from Florida.

Guy Fieri Flavortown Massacre