Midtown_Doom_Loop
@midtowndoom.bsky.social
Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
Pinned
After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
11th Airborne Division is coming to town. I hope they jump into St. Paul.
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
11th Airborne Division is coming to town. I hope they jump into St. Paul.
Front row for the game
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Front row for the game
One protest, the “March Against Minnesota Fraud,” will be led by conservative influencer Jake Lang, who vowed to burn copies of the Quran during the 11 a.m. rally at Minneapolis City Hall.
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
One protest, the “March Against Minnesota Fraud,” will be led by conservative influencer Jake Lang, who vowed to burn copies of the Quran during the 11 a.m. rally at Minneapolis City Hall.
I will be hosting the 2028 World’s Fair in my garage. Book your motel room now.
January 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I will be hosting the 2028 World’s Fair in my garage. Book your motel room now.
Hey-o! Not even pretending to be undercover anymore
January 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hey-o! Not even pretending to be undercover anymore
These middle school kids are dumb as hell. No jackets in the middle of January.
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
These middle school kids are dumb as hell. No jackets in the middle of January.
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When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
(CNN) — Bleak omens point to something horrible building in Minneapolis.
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
(CNN) — Bleak omens point to something horrible building in Minneapolis.
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes
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I’ve been alive for like…a lot of years, and I’ve never seen a single tv commercial for Chinese food.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’ve been alive for like…a lot of years, and I’ve never seen a single tv commercial for Chinese food.
The number of the beast is usually referred to as 666, although the earliest extant written copy of Revelation gives the number as 616.
Oops.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The number of the beast is usually referred to as 666, although the earliest extant written copy of Revelation gives the number as 616.
Oops.
Oops.
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Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Pedophilia, extreme corruption, and rampant incompetence doesn't even dent Trump's hardcore MAGA support. The only way they'd ever turn from him is if he said "Treat immigrants and minorities with respect."
Venezuelan opposition leader Machado says she ‘presented’ Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Venezuelan opposition leader Machado says she ‘presented’ Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize
President Trump on Thursday threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act to quell protests in Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
President Trump on Thursday threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act to quell protests in Minneapolis
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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
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🚨BREAKING: ICE unleashes ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical ammunition at unarmed Minneapolis protesters in WAR-LIKE attack. Several protesters struck. Our reporter @zdroberts.bsky.social struck in the head.
"I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️
"I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
🚨BREAKING: ICE unleashes ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical ammunition at unarmed Minneapolis protesters in WAR-LIKE attack. Several protesters struck. Our reporter @zdroberts.bsky.social struck in the head.
"I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️
"I got hit in the head really bad." LIVE NOW ⬇️
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Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
During the struggle, DHS said two people came out of a nearby apartment and attacked the officer using a snow shovel and a broom handle.
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
During the struggle, DHS said two people came out of a nearby apartment and attacked the officer using a snow shovel and a broom handle.
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The latest: Federal officer shoots man in Minneapolis after authorities say agent was ‘attacked’ with shovel
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The latest: Federal officer shoots man in Minneapolis after authorities say agent was ‘attacked’ with shovel