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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
Pinned
After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
Das Boot is a Xmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Das Boot is a Xmas movie
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
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Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unlike Disneyland, your embarrassing death here will not be played endlessly on the evening news.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Little did we know Don Quixote was the only thing standing between us and a violent windmill uprising
I-94 in Wisco
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I-94 in Wisco
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my former girlfriends in holiday photos.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of my former girlfriends in holiday photos.
Someone gave my book “Time Travel Using Parts You Can Buy at Walgreens” a lousy review on Goodreads.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Someone gave my book “Time Travel Using Parts You Can Buy at Walgreens” a lousy review on Goodreads.
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
“May an ibuprofen tree grow in your garden.” -traditional greeting of my people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“May an ibuprofen tree grow in your garden.” -traditional greeting of my people.
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Morning friends
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Morning friends
The thing that has impressed me the most about being 51 is the constant physical pain.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The thing that has impressed me the most about being 51 is the constant physical pain.
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libraries are the last good thing in society
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
libraries are the last good thing in society
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
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Found my Xmas sweater
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Found my Xmas sweater
‘Slender Man’ stabber recaptured.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
‘Slender Man’ stabber recaptured.
Police chase ended at the movie theater entrance just as my family walked out tonight. Kids were pretty shook by the experience.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Police chase ended at the movie theater entrance just as my family walked out tonight. Kids were pretty shook by the experience.
I guess you can bring a gun into the library now. Who’d a thunk it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I guess you can bring a gun into the library now. Who’d a thunk it.