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@midtowndoom.bsky.social
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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
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midtowndoom.bsky.social
After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
midtowndoom.bsky.social
I work with a guy who’s not allowed to talk about his religion. I feel like that might be a red flag of some kind.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
When you think about it, it’s really sort of ridiculous I’m having my dish soap shipped to me by some guy who bought it at a Walmart in Las Vegas.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
Oh, I know ZYN. After 35 years I know.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
He could be taking over Greenland, but no, we all laughed at him
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
This Reuters headline. Oof.

Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
If we give a Nobel prize to the orange clown will he go away?
midtowndoom.bsky.social
Supposed to be a big ICE protest at work tomorrow by a group called SALT. It took me way too long to get the joke.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
That’s a funny coincidence!
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
Guess I’ve always been weird then.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
Now we’ll see some movement on the shutdown.
midtowndoom.bsky.social
Government shutdown hits air travel, closing a control tower and causing delays across the country
midtowndoom.bsky.social
They’d boo Gandhi and Mother Theresa in Philly
midtowndoom.bsky.social
It’s clever/evil they’re sending the TX Guard to Northern cities like Portland and Chicago where they won’t give a fuck about the citizenry.