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Mighty Moose

@mightymoose.bsky.social

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Actual moose. Mommy aka Bruh. Retired army science officer. Did some cool stuff once but now I'm old and tired. Science strategist most recently doing research development and programs. Opinions are my own.

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 1d

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 1d

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 1d

I am beyond excited to pin my dear friend and colleague of over 15 years to the rank of LTC in a ceremony this week!! Talk about hard earned rank, this is an iron LTC.

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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to talk to any U.S. military member impacted by SNAP cuts who are turning to food pantries. We want to hear from you @taskandpurpose.com. Please reach out nicholas at taskandpurpose dot com or signal at nslayton.12

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 1d

Little: *being a total dick*

Me: you might as well knock that off, you’re wasting your time because I’m gonna keep on loving you anyway.

Little: *slightly thrown off* umm, I know that

Me: *eyeroll*

Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

The extent to which my entire past is coming forward to meet this moment, is hard to explain.

Those versions of me never could have imagined I would be alive today, much less in these circumstances. Lo and behold, I draw strength from my capacity to do this shit “one more time” dozens of times.

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 2d

Lissen…
Today. Tomorrow. The 1st of forever.

IDGAF how much Vance embarrasses Usha. She allowed herself to be a tool for destroying women’s, POCs, and other marginalized groups rights and freedoms because she thought it would not happen to her and hers.

I don’t know why she thought marrying &

a little girl is standing in front of a breaking news headline .

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

I spent a week looking on Facebook marketplace, eBay, all kinds of cheaper options. They were all pretty sketch for something I make food for my kids in. I had resigned myself to waiting for Black Friday deals - but hey! I found an early sale after all.

Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

My actual oven will live forever because I use it maybe once a week lately. This countertop deal was my workhorse. Anyway, that’s one of only a few things I would replace asap. It lasted 5 years being used sometimes 3-6 times a day so I can’t complain too much, I just wish I could fix it myself.

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

One of my kitchen luxuries for being a short order cook to 2 insane small humans was one of those Breville air fryer toaster ovens. The convection fan died a couple weeks ago and now unfortunately it doesn’t work well at all. I did find a sale at Target and used a few discount codes I had, but omg.

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my life has only piled on the craziness! Busy taking care of kids and arguing with the VA these days it seems. How are you and yours?

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 2d

Let's normalize going to the women's bathroom to get relationship advice

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a friend and I were in a public washroom at a bar last night and she said "shit I want to text my ex" and 3 different girls in the bathroom stalls screamed out "don't fucking text your ex"

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a red truck says " hey " in front of him

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 3d

Tbh this is more confusing than ever. Did Duck get eaten by Shark????

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 3d

What’s good, man?

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 3d

Of course they’re essential federal employees, still working

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 3d

Women dancing for Trump’s Mar-a-Lago guests

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 3d

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 3d

Potatoes. Many of these are tiny, like maybe double the size of your average pea. Meanwhile, the random volunteer potatoes from the other side of the garden are on average bigger and took 100% less work.

Trying that method next year. Just gonna bury a sliced up spud among my strawberries.

Gold potatoes in a bucket. They range from small to teeny but are all in all a pretty edible looking bunch of spuds.

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 4d

Slightly more forgiving when fully dry, but it’s going to take me more than just a little while to be confident with these.

Dried leather with practice/test stamping on it. Mid quality work, meh, not great.

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Angelle Haney Gullett @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 5d

They literally ruin everything they touch

Scooby-Doo screenshots. Top panel: ghost labeled “Something I used to love sucks now” Fred says “Let’s see who’s behind this”
Bottom panel: Villain is unmasked, labeled “Private Equity”

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 4d

I offered to do some volunteering at a time that I didn’t realize I would be doing a lot of [redacted] so now I have to find a middle ground or exhaust myself to do everything.

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 4d

Sending you all the good wishes!!

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Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 4d

Ah sure that’s your guy. I bet he had great stories.

Mighty Moose @mightymoose.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you for sharing this with the world. I wanted to tell you that your dad’s last hurrah absolutely made my night. I’m sorry he is no longer making new memories with you, but may he remain a blessing in the ones you already have. 💙

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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social · 4d

Sick burn here

Screenshot of of a post on Threads by brendanorth. The text reads "This Halloween, I'm dressing up as generative AI. I'm going to show up to the party without a costume and just start stealing pieces of other people's outfits.

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