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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · Aug 4

humanity is amazing 💚
#positivity #hopecore #viralvideo #wholesome #smilecore #fypシ

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 12m

One Actor After Another (there are at least 10!)

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 5h

Time Magazine Editor: You get that picture of Trump's neck for the cover?

Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what

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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 2h

David Black, senior pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, in a photo by Ashlee Rezin of the @chicago.suntimes.com

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2h

So can we get back to calling them weird again yet or do we still need to wait on that?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Eric Trump: "If he wasn't heaven-bound, he wouldn't have been alive after Butler. If he wasn't heaven-bound, that flag wouldn't have folded up like a perfect angel right above his head. If he wasn't heaven-bound, if he wasn't meant for this purpose, he wouldn't have beaten Hillary."

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 5h

Time Magazine Editor: You get that picture of Trump's neck for the cover?

Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 14h

NFC North

Dance GIF

Alt: Dance GIF

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 14h

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 14h

Mina please

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 15h

It’s just an urban legend that Dr Pepper is made with prune juice but the fact that it’s so believable is DAMNING

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 15h

Wow

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus Christ Bears

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 17h

So Washington basically lost their timeout anyway?

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 19h

They're carving a turkey in the booth during the ALCS.

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 1d

even private equity can't stop this

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 1d

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 1d

reposting this in honor of Bari Weiss being "at it again"

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 6d

a new era in "news"

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel turning out to be this stupid honestly messes with my idea of him as the eminence grise behind the Gawker lawsuit, maybe Hogan pitched him on it and kept having to explain like “a lawsuit is like when they blew up the Death Star brother”

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

Tired: Property rights are the cornerstone of liberty

Wired: We need guns to defend our property rights

Inspired: We are armed and demand access to your property

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

SCOTUS has announced it will review a Hawaii law that forbids gun owners from bringing firearms on private property without the property owner’s explicit permission.

If it falls, the court could make it harder for states and cities to keep guns out of everyday life. trib.al/lrF0Sqm

The Supreme Court Could Make It Easier to Bring a Gun Everywhere

The justices just took up a challenge to a Hawaii law that bars people from carrying guns on private property against the owner’s wishes.

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes when I eat pad kee mao, it's so good that I shout out "Pad kee WOW!"

Other times, however, it can go the other way and I just absolutely scream, "BAD KEE MAO!"

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 4d

VIDEO: things you can say to Kristi Noem if she demands to piss in your house

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2d

I keep laughing at scenes from One Battle a day later. Like Benicio just guessing "8:15" when Leo is trying to remember "what time it is"

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2d

can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 2d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2d

At least I can finally change my handle to something spooky. Stay tuned.

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2d

07 vs Dbacks
08 vs Dodgers
15 vs Mets
17 vs Dodgers
18 vs Rockies
20 vs Marlins

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2d

"Hopefully," I say, minutes before getting fired from my job

I Pro What You Did Last Sum-Per @mikeproper.bsky.social · 2d

Weird to be mildly satisfied with that loss, but for every playoff series from 2007 on, the Cubs have either won the series or have been absolutely embarrassed by their opponent. Yeah they lost, but going to a relatively competitive elimination game isn't AS annoying.