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what about tone deaf but deafer?
February 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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DePaul fucking sucks so much jfc
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
DePaul fucking sucks so much jfc
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Catherine O'Hara was great in EVERYTHING, but for my money, the scene in BEST IN SHOW when she tries to walk on her injured leg is one of the absolute best (in show?) displays of physical comedy I've ever seen.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Not even joking
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Catherine O'Hara was great in EVERYTHING, but for my money, the scene in BEST IN SHOW when she tries to walk on her injured leg is one of the absolute best (in show?) displays of physical comedy I've ever seen.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning

I was sent this video of agents at her door:
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 PM
he's running
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
guy who thinks a general strike includes not going to the bathroom
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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MELANIA (2026) thoughts after 2nd viewing
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Remember when the Tribune endorsed LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATE GARY JOHNSON for president in 2016?

I really don't think Kat is missing out on much here.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Remember when the Tribune endorsed LIBERTARIAN CANDIDATE GARY JOHNSON for president in 2016?

I really don't think Kat is missing out on much here.
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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MELANIA (2026) thoughts after 2nd viewing
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Bluesky and Tumble are very different platforms. Witness the different trends in how their communities choose to promote Goncharov (1973) and Melania (2026) despite the fact that neither of the films actually exist
Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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While I was entertained by the numerous Bollywood-style musical numbers, ultimately, I felt they slowed down the pacing.
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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Just got back from sweing MELANIA and it was such a treat seeing it in 4D. When the Women's March scene began, a bunch of divorced podcasters came into the theatre and started yelling at us.

Incredible.
Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Senate Democrats 2 Days Ago vs. Senate Democrats Today
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Just got back from seeing MELANIA for the second time. It's amazing all the things you notice on repeat viewing (especially after you learn the dinosaur twist)
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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the Democrats should announce that they will not renew any contracts with XAI, Palantir, Tesla, or SpaceX and bankrupt the fucking tech right. announce that you have the votes to ban crypto too.
New: Tesla 4th quarter profit plunges 61% year-over-year; annual profit down 46%

the brand damage:
-1 million lost vehicle sales, per study
-Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25
-Lower total production/deliveries than '24
-Lost crown as world's leading EV seller
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Tesla bet big on Elon Musk. His politics continue to haunt it.
Tesla struggles to regain its footing in the electric vehicle market, hindered by Elon Musk’s political activity, impacting its stock price and performance.
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January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM