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No I will not "fall on your sword." That would hurt me or possibly worse.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No I will not "fall on your sword." That would hurt me or possibly worse.
In the 2000s, we threw around the word "pimp" like it was nothing, even though pimping is actually one of the top crimes prosecuted by the Vice Squad
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In the 2000s, we threw around the word "pimp" like it was nothing, even though pimping is actually one of the top crimes prosecuted by the Vice Squad
Welcome to Pimp My Pimp. We heard your pimp likes pimping so we put a pimp inside your pimp so he can pimp while he's pimping!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welcome to Pimp My Pimp. We heard your pimp likes pimping so we put a pimp inside your pimp so he can pimp while he's pimping!!!!!
For example...
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
For example...
Sometimes I wonder if the gummy kicked in yet and then I think of a real banger of a tweet and I go "ohhhh"
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the gummy kicked in yet and then I think of a real banger of a tweet and I go "ohhhh"
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She is essentially the hero of the movie Bombshell lol.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
She is essentially the hero of the movie Bombshell lol.
Starbucks is at it again with its #WarOnChristmas
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Starbucks is at it again with its #WarOnChristmas
Pete Hagueseth
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pete Hagueseth
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being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
"Can't blame a guy for scoopin'" - a guy who got a third serving of Italian Wedding soup, but he just wants a single scoop this time
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Can't blame a guy for scoopin'" - a guy who got a third serving of Italian Wedding soup, but he just wants a single scoop this time
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
BREAKING: The turkey that Trump pardoned has received a second pardon following an unrelated gun conviction.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BREAKING: The turkey that Trump pardoned has received a second pardon following an unrelated gun conviction.
Enough Lizza. More LIZZO!
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Enough Lizza. More LIZZO!
he actually IS beating the allegations, folks
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
he actually IS beating the allegations, folks
The next Avatar movie is going to be called, like, AVATAR: THE DIRT IS SAND
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The next Avatar movie is going to be called, like, AVATAR: THE DIRT IS SAND
Nano Banana Pro? More like NoNo BanaNo NO!
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Nano Banana Pro? More like NoNo BanaNo NO!
Are you fucking losers talking about pumpkin pie again?
Are you fucking losers talking about Star Wars again?
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Are you fucking losers talking about pumpkin pie again?
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Happy long weekend to you guys
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Happy long weekend to you guys
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I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
The Tribune is such an un-serious paper that it put out its editorial on the Zohran-Trump meeting 4 days later.
From the Editorial Board: We ply our trade with words and we like to think they have weight. But the wild Donald Trump-Zohran Mamdani news conference at the White House Friday almost convinced us of the opposite. When it comes to saying what we mean, or not, America has gone totally bananas.
Editorial: That bizarre day when the ‘fascist’ met the ‘communist’ and found common ground
Why can’t Chicago learn from the Trump-Mamdani press conference?
trib.al
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Tribune is such an un-serious paper that it put out its editorial on the Zohran-Trump meeting 4 days later.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts