Michael Twomey
@miketwomey.bsky.social
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Attorney, inclined to Mets, Pitt, movies, and politics. A good diner recommendation is always welcome. Opinions are semi-frequent and just mine.
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Who's gonna have a rougher Sunday - the Ms having to fly to Toronto and play a game after this or @minakimes.bsky.social having to work a full day of football?
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How soon can one of the protest frogs get there to warm up in the pen
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Keith Primeau Factor escalating
katflandermeyer.bsky.social
shades of a four ot overtime hockey game where everyone is too In The Zone and you’re just waiting for somebody’s brain to break and let in a dumb one
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Skyline: for god's sake we need to sleep
Seattle/Detroit:
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Thats the response youre supposed to give. Dont ask me where its written, though.
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My brother who was up for all 16 innings of 1986 NLCS G6 is quietly laughing at the skyline rn
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Valley of the Broken Gods from Marvel Zombies, but its Seattle and Detroit playing ball
coachfinstock.bsky.social
It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.
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How Rivas doesnt have broken fingers after that idk
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Im watching teams from two cities Ive never set foot in go to the bottom of the 12th inning and I dont mind at all.
miketwomey.bsky.social
Oh god the rally sneaker, mariners fans really are our west coast cousins
razzball.bsky.social
Wanna know how stressful this game is? Here’s what one inning did to that kid
Mariners shoe head
miketwomey.bsky.social
Discussing this in the group chat: Extra inning playoff baseball is a continually building pressure cooker, overtime playoff hockey is a 100mph obstacle course, both the best playoffs available
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
miketwomey.bsky.social
LFGM IT WORKS FOR BOTH TEAMS #mariners
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"Is it any good?"
"Yeah Boss, you can see the guy developing the setting and characters real nice."
"You hear the voice of the generation and all?"
"Fuhgeddaboutit"
"Alright, put it in the trunk."
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The Proselytizer Before Christmas
Reposted by Michael Twomey
shankcruz.bsky.social
Also, if Ron Darling had been calling that game instead of the other TBS series we would have justifiably gotten one of his trademark rants about pitchers these days not being able to field their position.
Reposted by Michael Twomey
reagangomez.bsky.social
My Congress person just called me (a constituent) to join a live call with reps from Covered California Health, to explain why our insurance is about to go up and why. They’re taking questions. This is very good. Lots of information.
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Chief of staff, constituent services, comms
Photo of a Kansas City Chiefs press conference with Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes. Reid is wearing a gray suit and red tie with a lapel pin. Kelce is wearing a camp-style short-sleeved shirt with a bird print, along with a  suede cap, and Mahomes is wearing a white collared shirt, a pink checkered double-breasted vest, and a pale pink tie.
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Knives Out (2019)
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showing up to grandpa's will reading like
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"Yessir, our 7-in-1 tonic will balance your vitals, clear your troubles, and sharpen your wits! Tell 'em, Trav!"
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It's feeling like a "need to slide headfirst into first" kind of pitcher duel