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Morgan Leshniowsky

@mlesh02.bsky.social

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 1d

However, why would anyone want a nectarine when a peach is available? Peaches are just better all around.

Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 1d

This is a user error. You’ve got to look at your own skewed expectations. A nectarine isn’t out there promising the earth. It’s just promising to be a satisfying tangy few mouthfuls. And most of the time it’ll come good on that.

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing promises more and delivers less than a nectarine.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 1d

I do NZ/AU Jack spreadsheets. I can help if you’d like.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 4d

If I’m interested in the information it doesn’t matter how it comes through. That said, I do watch your videos in their entirety.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 4d

It took longer than 3 seconds to type this. Please appreciate this massive effort on my part.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 4d

It’s the 8 year trouser-verssary. Happy celebration to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and everyone else who’s tried to steal trousers from Greg Davies.

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 5d

For those of us that think stats is an amazing way to spend an evening.

@jackbern.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv @watsoncomedian.bsky.social @herring1967.bsky.social

Inconsistent Scoring and Taskmaster

Some of the people who were (or thought they were) affected.

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 10d

I will be in nursing school clinical, where I fail if I have my phone out. Will there be supply left if I can’t be online?

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 10d

Are you able to be “proud dad” motivational too?

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 10d

Tired of Jeremy’s inconsistent scoring? Did Greg really give Noel more points? Well, you’re finally going to get the answers, because I DID THE STATS! With the help of @jackbern.bsky.social spreadsheet for the UK, I’m crunching the numbers to see how inconsistent everyone really is. COMING SOON!

Bree Tomasel looking like she’s going to shake somebody

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 15d

force a snake to bite Reece Shearsmith on the leg, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 3 Stats Round Up! featuring urine, doors and far too much information about football jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...

Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 3: The Stats Round Up

Whoa nelly! Hold your horses! This article is packed to the gills with spoilers for Series 20 Episode 3 of Taskmaster! Do not go past this…

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 17d

My stats aren’t that bad, thankfully.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 17d

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social would have benefited by participating in TMNZ, where spending nearly $1000 got Jack A first place multiple times.

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 17d

How does one ‘meet’ a person 29 times?

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 18d

Pffft the paracetamol and acetaminophen will be fine

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19d

oh grab a floral bag and pull out a chicken, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Stats Round Up! Featuring ducks, George Michael and the Treaty of Versailles!
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Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 2: The Stats Round Up

Oi! You! Yes you! Get off my land/this whimsical statistical blogpost! This place is rotten with spoilers for the latest episode of…

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 19d

I have never seen this but I do need to legally enquire about the tipping competition, or if I should warn my mum that a British comedian might randomly show at my door.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 21d

They don’t know anything about the snookers at all!

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

You know you are.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

I think he just wanted to make sure I didn’t think that I could bring myself and 500 of my closest friends to the tour and expect that there will be seating.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

I’ll have to watch from my aeroplane, then.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

My autistic and tired brain did not make the connection. This is why I shouldn’t have access to social media when I’m tired.

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

I don’t know if you’re joking or not- if you aren’t, make sure to shove the non-binary Taskmaster stats in his face. Hard. Preferably with a chair. If you need stats just dm me.

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 24d

Here’s the last of the stats until Australia- I relax and let @jackbern.bsky.social take the mantle for the UK.

@taskmaster.tv

Taskmaster Season 6 Finale — The Stats

We’re here! Season 6 of Taskmaster New Zealand has just wrapped up, and boy, do we have a lot to talk about. You should know by now that…

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Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 26d

Which is your favourite- mine is Hodgins

Morgan Leshniowsky @mlesh02.bsky.social · 26d

Are we talking about Bones?!?!