Montrith
@montrith.bsky.social
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Too online for my family, too real for my online.
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If you ever want to see a perfect visual representation of what's the difference between giving 10% and giving 100%, just check out Laos after Puerto Rico.
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You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
montrith.bsky.social
Proof that it's our primal instinct to use any new medium we develop to share images of cute animals.
montrith.bsky.social
Wtf I wrote Israel like 10 times there because I kept mistyping it and yet it still came out as "Isreal" what are you doing autocorrect.
montrith.bsky.social
I really need to give renshuu a try.
montrith.bsky.social
On one hand prison violence is objectively a bad thing that should be stopped. On the other, it's really hard to feel sorry for King Pedophile here for any reason.
montrith.bsky.social
Pretty telling that the participation in the pro-Isreal protests here was like 99% Christian nutjobs.
montrith.bsky.social
I think someone has been confusing sexual fetish with urban legend here.
montrith.bsky.social
This is the stuff I see in my nightmares instead of normal stuff like being chased by an axe murderer or something.
montrith.bsky.social
You'd probably like the new menthol and citrus salmiakki from Sisu.
montrith.bsky.social
Weird reminder of how Scatman was super popular in Japan.
montrith.bsky.social
I rejected the typical energy ball standard. All energy balls are unique and beautiful.
montrith.bsky.social
I've never had a road trip song because I've never been allowed to pick the music on a road trip after I was like 4.

So I guess that makes my favorite road trip song Damiana the Little Dog by default.
montrith.bsky.social
I'm very sorry for your loss. He was such a kind looking, sweet boy.
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An entire planet exploding behind a cute cat that's distracting me.
montrith.bsky.social
They couldn't have picked a funnier lineup if they were trying to cast parody young Tories for a new sketch comedy show.

"This last one we just call 'The Woman'"
montrith.bsky.social
Women in this show should never love a man, there's only one way that will end for them.
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Pangzi is too good for...well, everyone else in this show.
montrith.bsky.social
Ingrid providing a valuable service with these screenshots.
montrith.bsky.social
I once wrote a book report for my sister having only read the first and last chapters of the book. She paid me an entire chocolate bar for it.
montrith.bsky.social
Happy birthday a day late because I'm always behind on checking my feed.
montrith.bsky.social
Don't be silly zombies don't exist. They're probably just dead people piloted by some kind of parasitic shrimp inside their eyeballs.
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Honestly with everything he's got going on, life can't be looking all that tempting to WX right now.