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James McNaught

@moustachewax.bsky.social

280 followers 560 following 580 posts

Pedantic love of arcane rules, dressing up, and esoteric bits of technology. Turns out I’ve been autistic the entire time.

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"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 14h

Timeline cleanse!

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 3h

Just been followed down the street by this fine fellow, who yelled at me to take his picture on the sign.

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 2d

Portland right now.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 16h

I probably won’t wait until Christmas, but I have yet to try them.
I guess I will have to document the occasion via the wonders of social media.

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 16h

I am suspicious of your owl.

James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 16h

I had no hot water or heating for two years because my boiler broke and I couldn’t bear the thought of a stranger in my flat.

James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 19h

It was a graveyard….

Smosh?

James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 19h

Unsolicited picnic

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 21h

This is just to say

I have eaten
3kg
Of cola bottles

Which was
Medically
Ill advised
And bunged me up
Completely
With gelatin

Forgive me
I had a hankering
And also
Ate a carvery

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 3d

Do not goad the toad.

James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 3d

What about Shatner’s Bassoon?

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Einstein's violin sells for £860,000 at auction

Auctioneers think it might be the highest price ever paid for a violin not previously owned by a concert violinist.

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James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 3d

Surely everyone bluffed the hearing test?

James McNaught @moustachewax.bsky.social · 3d

Zombird

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 3d

For when you want to ensure downtown is wiped out

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 4d

the Godzilla toilet paper holder would fix me

Japanese magazine ad for a wall mounted toilet paper holder shaped like Godzilla

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KISSman @kissman.bsky.social · 6d

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 5d

"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring."
-Desmond Tutu, anti-apartheid and human rights activist

#BicycleBirthday
October 7 (1931 -2021)