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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃

@mysterymary.bsky.social

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She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h

hell yeah

Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends.

Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner.

Text has been altered from original. It reads
Fiftieth Anniversary
Frog and Toad Are Antifa
by Arnold Lobel

Commemorative Edition

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3h

LOL

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3h

Oh I can see that 🤩

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3h

Dream blunt rotation

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natasha 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 4h

Ed’s house of gems and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3h

Oh hi I’m already here
I’m not hyperfixated but I love this insane show

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

I bet it’s a curl cream with light hold over a leave in and they both cost like $90 each

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

I just know she’s gonna command the screen and do honor to Aaliyah’s memory

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

This looks deeply fucking unhinged and that’s the nice way of putting it, I’m defn in

Interview With The Vampire Fanpage @iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 9h

Full teaser for #TheVampireLestat, featuring never-before-seen footage!

#InterviewWithTheVampire
#NYCC #NYCC2025 #iwtv

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

His commitment to his curl pattern is everything to me

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

Ooooooohh my body and eyeballs are ready

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

No please, perimenopause was my mother. You can call me

Screenshot from Torrid of a sweater called Nightfall Distressed Sweater

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 4h

You could say I’m having a totally problem free day*

*my driving/sun glasses fell apart while I was running errands and still had to drive home

**I sliced my finger open very a lot with my awesomely sharp hair shears and bled all over and then had to triple bandage my hand so I could shower