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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃

@mysterymary.bsky.social

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She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴‍☠️ Living the chronic illness and adhd life. Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3h

I haven’t seen white fang actually

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 5h

I’m not gonna lie to you, in the early 90s I did not predict in any way that this dude, with straggly facial hair and eyes that look like he’d cry if you didn’t say I love you back after the first date, would glow up into one of the coolest genx actors of our time who takes kickass roles

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 12h

Ditto — knock on wood but I’ve had great con experiences bc I masked and did not get sick after

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

My two favorite things

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe I haven’t even heard of it whaaat

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wow, that sounds good!

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Liz W(erewolf not swearwolf) Faber, PhD (they/them) @lizwfab.bsky.social · 4d

“Calm down, Mr. Wavy Blade”

CNBC @cnbc.com · 4d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

Tbh I’m not sure what it’s from?

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

Me opening the bsky app to see what’s up

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

Did you promise her she could print some porn

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah this is what I mean. I hate that it falls on us bc we’re socialized from tiny human size to be helpers and to do chores, but male children get let off the hook for a variety of reasons (not universal but it is obviously a real thing), so you gotta illustrate the point of sharing domestic labor

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 1d

To be frank he may need a total reeducation about domestic labor. Like if you want this standard of living it requires X hours of work each week (let’s say 20), divided by 2, and here are the tasks listed. I wouldn’t leave it to him after 10 years to just “know” - most men aren’t raised to know

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

I really do hope Dolly Parton is alright, but I didn’t need this kind of emotional whiplash right now

Screenshot of a post by Frieda Parton asking for people to pray for Dolly because she hasn’t been feeling well

Screenshot of Frieda’s Facebook post supposedly saying she didn’t mean to cause and uproar, Dolly Parton just has a cold

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Oh yeah @callousnstrange.bsky.social does not hesitate to give me shit in discord about my typos

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

LLLOLOL it’s finr

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

Okay and now I am having rage 😡

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

I took the second one as passage of time which we all get as a freebie

Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t know you spoke herman

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Joe Humphrey | Writer and Artist @joehumphrey.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when we had Our Flag Means Death and the world seemed almost okay?

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

If fandom has taught me anything it’s that an attitude like his will just attract a ray of sunshine into your life to upend everything and teach you about love and joy and bondage

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

Oh wowww

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

Only a bad bitch can master all four elements

Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 3d

don’t be “in a fandom.”

grow up, get a hobby, make friends.

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe! I’ve never met him so I haven’t asked

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

My best friend, Keanu Reeves, the ocean, Anne of Green Gables, drawing, Edgar Allen Poe, writing bad poetry. Hard to say tho because it wasn’t a good era. I put a lot of effort into pretending to be someone and covering up mental health problems and abuse at home. That kid wasn’t mentally free.

wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 3d

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Melon Wheels 🔥😈🎃 @mysterymary.bsky.social · 3d

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ALT: Parks And Rec Nick Offerman GIF

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