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Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
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THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
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🥔Pass the Shrampberry Sauce🦐 @shraaamp.bsky.social · Nov 17
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.

Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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merviking.bsky.social
Shop small this holiday season! Almost every single item in my shop is either entirely cut and sewn together by me or printed and pressed by me! Most of my supplies come from other small, woman-owned businesses, too!

Sale is thru Monday!

Https://fathomfortuna.com 🖤🖤
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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hearthfox.bsky.social
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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scribophile.bsky.social
so… like… what do i have to do to catch a break?

anyway, i have more unexpected financial issues coming my way, if you’d like a bracelet or just donate out of the kindness of your heart, any little bit helps.

bracelets: forms.gle/m4PqA6j1eiWs...
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/scribscribes
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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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cannibalxing.bsky.social
looking at jobs is so weird like why did we make up all these silly little tasks for adults to do and feel stress about why do other adults get to tell us what to do for the majority of the week I genuinely hate it so much
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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conroyforreal.bsky.social
Sadako emerging from the TV in the film RINGU
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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zimtmaedchen.bsky.social
I'm on it, Franz.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
shraaamp.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving
Movie still of Wednesday Addams dressed as a native American on Thanksgiving holding a match, about to burn down the colonizers.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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bolt451.bsky.social
"you came back!"
"I never left"
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
a redbubble product page featuring a number of assorted Our Flag Means Death memes & designs by xray_vex
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
(was the grink there voice) was freud durst there
joshgondelman.bsky.social Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 3d
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
shraaamp.bsky.social
Homosex, job, beach.

Yeah okay.
psychoalpastor.bsky.social Lego Dolemite @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 3d
Beach
Butter
Vodka

😕
pablostjohn.bsky.social Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 3d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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hannahshelley.bsky.social
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
Meme of lone person in the corner of a party while others socialize, thinking "they don't know I'm... lining up headshots with my laser nipples". Laser beams are shooting out of his nipples at the other party goers
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth whose back is turned to us, and Macbeth posed towards us with his hand on the back of his wife's neck. The long cut in the back of her dress reveals skin in the shape of a sword/dagger that Macbeth seems to be holding. Poster for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth showing Lady Macbeth facing us with her cleavage cut into three pointy triangles. Macbeth is kneeling in front of her, away from us, his face in his wife's chest. The exposed skin of Lady Macbeth looks like a crown that aligns with the top of Macbeth's head.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped 🫶
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 13d
asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶

ko-fi.com/patcheschance
image mainly for algorithm purposes, very relatable ed teach in the blanket fort trying not to cry (our flag means death s1e10)
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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kellyjbaker.bsky.social
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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tenhumanyears.bsky.social
I’m trying to reach $500 for transgender youth before mid December, so if you could share my fundraising link, I’d be very grateful ❤️🏳️‍⚧️ southernequality.rallybound.org/ambassadors/...
Reid's Fundraising Page at CSE's Ambassador Hub
On December 13th, I will be running a virtual 5K to raise money for the Campaign for Southern Equality. Please help me reach my fundraising goal by making a contribution to my fundraiser and sharing t...
southernequality.rallybound.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A GHOST SKELATEN VISITS U IN THE NIGHT!!! AND IN YOUR EAR THEY WHISPER " AMEICANS ARENT STUPID, WERE JUST DISTRACTED BY FIGURING OUT HOW TO PAY FOR FOOD AND TRYING NOT TO GET HURT BECAUSE THE AMBULANCE RIDE WILL BANKRUPT US, WE ALSO SCORE LOW ON TESTS BECAUSE THEIR BORING MOTHER FUCKER " - DA SKELITEN SPEAKS DA TRUTH ONCE MORE AS USUAL "DAMB HOW DO THEY DO IT " THAT S WHY THEY CALL IT DA SHARE Z0NE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
shraaamp.bsky.social
This is hilarious. I am such a fuddy-duddy when it comes down to it, but I still achieved Heathen status.

theinnocencetest.com
Thr Innocent Test Heathen (66) you like to have a good time, but you know when to reign yourself in. good for you. Just don't make too many bad choices.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
shraaamp.bsky.social
A weird bird suddenly looking up from drinking out of a pond, water still dripping from its mouth A woman who's fallen on the floor with her legs in the air, crying out in pain Susan Sarandon as Janet from Rocky Horror pondering hornily Photo of a redhead woman straddling a brunette woman, putting makeup on her.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM