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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Honestly, it would be selfish of you NOT to get it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
REAL
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A girl's gotta eat!
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
VERY THIS
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
🫂🫂🫂 I'm so sorry.

To quote Stede, "Your family is here now, at sea." 💜
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
You are a ridiculously intelligent, kind, hilarious, beautiful person and I am happy to call you my friend. The world is a better place with you in it.

Now, PRINT IT OUT AND RECITE IT, BITCH.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love himb
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do I have to make you recite them daily? I'll do it, motherfucker.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I read this in the cadence of Doechii's Denial is a River
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hell yeah
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am kenough
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I need a meloncap
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM