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Nic

Nic

@nicolalala.bsky.social

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Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands

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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 8h

Babe I don’t have the time to list all her idiocies. Suffice to say we love her more than life itself

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 8h

@graham-o.bsky.social massive arsehole devoid of any humanity whatsoever. Block on sight

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 9h

Omg!! CONGRATULATIONS!! How lovely xxx

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 9h

Oooh nice!

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 9h

I love beets. They go in anything with so many versatile flavours

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 9h

Off to the pain clinic to have my back injected first thing tomorrow. I can’t wait for a pain free day (not immediate) and have dragged out all my elasticated clothes as instructed.

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 9h

“Keep strong. Love you babe”

Vee @veeistrying.bsky.social · 11h

"Brilliant. Thank you"

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 10h

Scarlett Johansson has gone to her local paper because the handbag she bought from Vinted came with a lump of cat sick.

Scarlett Johansson advertising PRADA, looking like she’s furious about a handbag.

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 10h

I hope you end up in a situation where you’re dependent on the compassion of others. And they tell you to fuck off.

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 10h

The cycling is INSANE today! Come on Mexico!!!

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 10h

Hahahaha!!! You paid high rate taxes all your life so that makes you the doyen of all matters in migration and basic human dignity? God I bet you’re over 65 with awful takes like this.

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 11h

Moreover the media today called him a dangerous predator whilst also reporting on an actual predator living in a 30 room mansion at taxpayers expense with no action. The irony is staggering.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea https://theonion.com/fancy-man-enjoys-tea-1819569438/

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 13h

Awwww…congrats and she’s probably developed a Martin bullshit volume button. If not let me know and she can share mine

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 13h

Will it be spicy/hot or spicy/aromatic? Can’t wait to see the final dish

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Sophia Jetta @werkoderko.bsky.social · 14h

Food and esp chili friends, check out this series, there are 2 seasons www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9xo...

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For The Love Of Chilli: The Spice That Burns (And Binds) | In Search Of Heat - Part 1/4

YouTube video by CNA Insider

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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 17h

Exactly one year ago this idiot arrived. Sleep became a thing of the past within a day or so

Saartje at the shelter

Saartje at home with us

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

Get in my mouth

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

All the Keanus

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

Bowler. Sexy, unisex AND safe (assuming you have one with an Adamantium undercoat)

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

With a cheese toastie!!

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

Ah!!! I’m voting soup then

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

Can you freeze it until you decide?

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

Totally agree!

Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 1d

She sat on my face at 4am today. 🫣