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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 7h

where other silent hills were a byproduct of our protagonist's tortured psyche creating elaborate hellscapes that forced them to confront the sins they'd buried, this silent hill directly chastises the protagonist for his behavior, like some sort of sinister barney

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 8h

silent hill: downpour has gotta be the preachiest version of silent hill.

and i don't mean the narrative. like within the narrative, the town of silent hill itself is at its preachiest

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 13h

happy hrtiverssary!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 16h

clearly, you haven't washed your bathmat recently

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 19h

dragonball fighterz roster

dozens of clones of the same guy ominously march towards the viewer

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 1d

21 Oct 2025

Heathcliff walks out of his house as a trio of birds cheerily swear, yelling profanities out into the street. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg watch out of their window, and Grandma says "I like it better when they sing."

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

i'm actually pro-santos. a stantos if you will. dude is engaging with our political system exactly as intended

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

well it did just inform me that george santos is back on the streets, so it can't be all bad

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 1d

bsky needs to drop the discover tab code. an algorithm this ass needs to be studied

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

hands down alola is in the top 3 of pokemon design, i'm tempted to rank it over galar but it feel like that's recency bias talking lol.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

something you quickly learn about alolan marowak is that losing its ground typing completely ruins it. and they made it learn its signature move one level BEFORE cubone evolves into it. so fuck it, starmie.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 2d

if you list your marketplace item as free, but it actually costs money, you will be eaten alive by fire
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

literally stain from my hero academia

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

lol you just know if it wasn't in the og gen 4 games 'ol spinda woulda got the axe.

i should check out the pmd games tho! they seem heavier on the story

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

i've finally found a mannequin style that meshes well with my personal style and i can feel the rock lee weights coming off

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 3d

i love that not only do fem beezlemon's honking fat titties hang out the bottom of her shirt, half her ass hangs out the top of her pants

that's how you know the digimon character designers are happy healthy and thriving

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

even hotter pokemon take: let the pokemon have titties. it's clearly what the developers want

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

spinda hasn't been seen since the 3DS era either! bad bitches die in darkness

NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

i don't think gamefreak is ever gonna do this, but it's what i would do if i valued sustainability over short term gain

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

and since #dexit, bringing back an old pokemon can generate just as much dopamine as releasing a new one. like where tf is clamperl? her people need her!

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

i know dropping another 80ish methodically engineered mascots every generation is an easy way to print money, but it'd be even easier (and cheaper) to just focus on the mascots you already created.

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

not the games, just the pokemon. you've gotta 1000+ of the lil fuckers you don't have to introduce anymore

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 4d

it's pokemon hot take week so here's mine: they gotta stop making new pokemon

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 5d

the zootopia subreddit is very fun for people watching. the children's book adaptation of zootopia 2 leaked and there's much debate as to whether the book for babies accurately captures how medicore the movie's plot is

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NoRespassing @norespassing.bsky.social · 7d

while pangoro hits like a truck and is cool as hell, i quickly noticed a glaring flaw in my team composition: TOO MANY PUNCHERS. even moderately plucky golbats were eating my team for lunch. luckily i found the best pikaclone, mimikyu, and immediately threw her on the squad.

salazzle, bewear, mimikyu, alolan grimer, alolan marowak and araquanid from pokemon.

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