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Not Owen Meany

@notowenmeany.bsky.social

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If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back. 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · Feb 6

*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 10h

met someone who told me that they don't like "female comedians" because all we do is talk about sex. and honestly, it made me SO horny and flexible

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 10h

He doesn't think you'll kill him so he doesn't care.

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 10h

If you think it would protect you or the ones you care about, go ahead and give it a shot!

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 10h

Beneath. Contempt.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 10h

Finding out Nicole Kidman is being divorced because she demands too much sex makes me feel less alone with my own robust appetites and also I should call her.

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 10h

They've won recently enough. May I interest you in something like a Milwaukee vs Toronto?

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 11h

Should have razed the stadium and salted the fucking earth.

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 11h

a group of people are sitting at a table with glasses of wine and food .

Alt: "Are you serious Clark" gif.

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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 14h

Wow, Penn State lost at home to Northwestern. Definitely the worst thing that has ever happened in State College, PA, EVER. The worst. Nothing even comes close.