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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib

@officialjplosman.bsky.social

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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 22m

2 Beach 2 Old

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 27m

They’re thinking of protofa, a very different group

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1h

It’s a subtle “teacher trap” lmfao

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 2h

whoops, it all came home, huh? weird

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 13h

Great Lakes vs. west coast in both leagues

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 22h

My parents bought tickets to see foreigner, because they thought it was journey, and then were gonna go anyway but couldn’t because ticketmaster and the county fair teamed up to just never send them the tickets. I don’t have a moral to this story

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h

Shocking new footage proves that they resumed the football game that Bane blew up after he made his big speech. This is from the second quarter.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22h

Love the "excuse our mess, we're still open!" backdrop for the FG

Mizzou lining up a FG, the backdrop is an under construction section of the entire end of the stadium including orange hurricane fencing and a bare concrete wall

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 22h

This is probably the only approximation of justice he’ll ever face so I just hope he’s having a bad time

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

Former President Joe Biden is receiving radiation and hormone therapy as part of a new phase of treating the aggressive form of prostate cancer he was diagnosed with after leaving office, a spokesperson said Saturday.

Biden is receiving radiation and hormone therapy to treat his prostate cancer

Former President Joe Biden's treatment for an aggressive form of prostate cancer has entered a new phase.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 22h

It’s what two imaginary trump voters from long island would want him to have

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 23h

More than most, you could argue!

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 23h

At least we no longer have to hear about freedom being in Americans' DNA or whatever. Turns out we love to eat shit and bow to some bloated halfwit like any other people throughout history

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 23h

Defund was, if anything, far too moderate a position

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 23h

Chuck schumer doesn’t even decide what he wants for breakfast in the morning

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 23h

Feels like 1991 had a lot to do with all of this. Turns out your world-devouring political project can just stop pretending it offers anything to The Little People once they aren’t perceived to have an alternative anymore

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

“The sky blanket won’t freedom if we don’t sing to it before every sports and entertainment” what are you a nazi baby

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Playing national anthems before every sporting event is weird as fuck and inherently fascist and hopefully the rest of the world can boo us into growing up about to the whole thing

Wrestling Mike Check - WWE, AEW, TNA, Wrestling News @wrestlingmikecheck.bsky.social · 1d

Crown Jewel event held at RAC Arena in Perth, Australia, the local crowd reportedly booed during the national anthem. The unplanned reaction added tension to the atmosphere before the show began

#CrownJewel #WWE #NationalAnthem #Perth #WrestlingNews

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

Jane
@Whooping_Jane
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine
Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
1:40 PM • 2/3/19 • Twitter Web Client

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Jfc id probably just about die if I was a mariners fan right now

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

These coddled morons demonstrate the worst or at least the most disappointing humanity is capable of at literally every opportunity, and they expect to be congratulated for it

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine having a reaction beyond “huh” to somebody having oddly colored hair or a nose ring or whatever lmao

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

I will feel bad for whichever of these teams loses but I also want either of them to lose to the Jays so

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Hilarious to claim to be uneasy about a children’s entertainer “virtue signaling,” as if that’s not just a large part of raising and educating children like in general

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

[guy wallowing in unexamined hatred for his fellow humans voice] “idk guys I think the children’s entertainer lady is virtue signaling”

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Being “western” is pretty much entirely defined by being cool with doing unlimited atrocities to anyone deemed non-western. I don’t think there is some grand conspiracy to replace that with good food, but it’d be fine if there was

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Nationalism: a stupid idea for hateful babies

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