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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · Jul 23

I've put it in my bio, but for future reference: I am politely asking my followers to not retweet anything I post, if I could fully lock this account like a Twitter account I would

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 3h

Hhhhehe this one got pinned down and its thumbs got zip tied and it got lightly carved with a knifeeee, it's SO lucky

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 8h

Awawa

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 11h

Completely justified arrogance, but you're welcome to lose to her if you're feeling confident :3c

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cara @fishy.pet · 12h

zoners are brats, and effectively dealt with the same way

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 13h

😌😌😌😌😌

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 14h

Soooo, how big *are* you 👀

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 14h

She just said that she wants to play you with that bet on the line, but she wouldn't get anything out of it because she would 100% win

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah 🤭🤭

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 15h

(I haven't named names ofc, but I sent that post to her and it DID fry her brain)

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 15h

(even if she does mostly know you as the "I'm better than you" girl 🤭🤭)

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 15h

You two are similar in a lot of ways, remind this one to introduce the two of you at frosties

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 15h

This one may have a type

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 15h

If this one had a nickel for every girl in the last two weeks who humped its boots, then pinned it to the bed and hurt it, it would have two nickels

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 20h

maybe a lobotomy *would* fix this one

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 20h

they should invent a girl with normal emotions

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 22h

Clothes shopping is hard and exhausting........ It's way better to just be a pathetic dress-up doll for someone

Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 22h

Ugh this one NEEDS to be dressed up

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 22h

Ah. Um. That's normal tho, you don't need to be in chastity to react like that

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 23h

happy step on a knights neck friday

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 1d

looking in the mirror and convincing itself to actually nut up and cosplay Rider despite its self-image issues because it knows that large swathes of the internet would go fucking nuts over Rider with a fat tummy

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 1d

the brainworms are bad but this one has to persist

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 1d

it's really important to be mean to knights!!!!! it's enrichment, they need tribulations to suffer through

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Instant Loss Connoisseur @ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social · 1d

🤭🤭🤭

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 1d

The best part of knights is they have authority and their station demands respect - which is exactly why no one should treat them as anything else except toys and sleeves. Give them dignity just to make it hurt more when it's ripped away...

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 1d

Knights ARE losers, and if they aren't, other girls have a moral duty to fix that

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